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JIM DEVINE COMEDY

(Mackay)

Jim Devine


Santa's got his magic elves
Jim Devine's got magic shelves
Where are they?

They're in his shed

He probably drove a big Rolls Royce
And put it onto his invoice
He's creepy

Had his grubby fingers in a thousand pies
Shabby printers spreading lies
Sexual harrassment, fraud and theft
What the hell has he got left?

Maybe it's all a mistake
Maybe he's not on the make
You reckon?

Jimmy, Jimmy!

If that's true I'll eat my hat
Scotch pie, doughnut and Kit-Kat

Whatever

Got his stubby fingers caught more than once
Another jailbird in the House of Cons
Joining Tommy Sheridan and Ilsley too
No portfolio, not a clue

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye aye
Should have known better
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye aye, aye aye
Ya dirty letch, ya
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye aye

Should have known better
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye aye
Where's me sweater?

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