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Monday, Sept. 28, 2015



Here's a wee E.P. commemorating the time that David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, was called out for having sex with a dead pig. That's sex. With a dead pig.






Track listing:

1. Fuck A Dead Pig
2. Posh Twat In The Pig
3. Hambugger Davy
4. Swine Flu
5. Sow!

Free download here: Unporked

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Monday, Sep 28, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

Now That's What I Call SNP 56

Now That's SNP 56

Now that the SNP have blown away Labour in Scotland, here's a compilation of tunes thrown up by the 2015 election campaign which saw 56 SNP MPs brought to Westmonster.






Track listing:

1. The Magnificent 56
2. The Most Dangerous Woman In Britain
3. S-O-C-I-A-L-I-S-M
4. Mhairi Black
5. Labour Neighbours
6. Evo Stick It To The Man
7. Corona Not Glue
8. Jim Murphy's Hair
9. Full Fiscal Autonomy
10. Boris Johnson's Baby Farm
11. Kezia Dugdale's Dad
12. There Are More Kelpies Than Scottish Labour MPs

Free download here: Now That's What I Call SNP 56

posted by Fat Boab @ 15.20 PM  Friday, May 15, 2015

Monday, November 24, 2014

Poetry and Politics

Poetry and Politics

A mini-LP featuring some great singalong tunes. And some great poetry.






Track listing:

1. Poetry and Politics
2. SLab Boys
3. Curran Have A Go If You Think You're Hard Enough
4. 99% of Little England Love Nigel Farage
5. Pink Bus
6. Ed Miliband's Dad
7. The Diary of Damian McBride
8. Let Them Eat Porridge
9. O Come All Ye Pundits
10. Marr, He's Making Lies At Me
11. Ride A White Van
12. F.A.S.C.I.S.T

Free download here: Poetry and Politics

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.00 PM  Thursday, February 26, 2015

Monday, November 24, 2014

Ziggy Sturgeon & The Spiders from Katie Melua's Ears

Ziggy Sturgeon

The Sensational Alex Samond Band is dead. Long live Ziggy Sturgeon. Collection of storming pop tunes and anthems.






Track listing:

1. Ziggy Sturgeon
2. Spiders
3. Feartie
4. Positively Forth Bridge
5. Help Ma Boab (When Westmonster Hit The North)
6. The Sensational Patrick Harvie Band
7. Manhattan Coat
8. Bar Room Philosophers
9. All The Auld Punks
10. Eat Your Cereal
11. Love Lorne
12. Gordon Brewer
13. Inappropriate Behaviour
14. Brian Cox
15. Pointless

Free download here: Ziggy Sturgeon

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.15 PM  Monday, November 24, 2014

Friday, April 25, 2014

The Pithy Tweets Of Moran

The Pithy Tweets Of Moran

An EP based on the tweets of Caitlin Moran. A writer.






Track listing:

1. Tony Parsons Cock
2. Simon Cowell's Bright Red Tits
3. P Diddy's Party Pads
4. Katie Price's Lunchbox Of Piss
5. Kelly Brook's Badger Crasher
6. Quaver Dogs

Free download here: The Pithy Tweets Of Moran

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.55 AM  Friday, April 25, 2014

Saturday, January 25, 2014

Yes O Yes

Yes O YesA collection of Scottish Independence based tunes from the stable of the Daily Reckless.





Track listing:

1. Yes O Yes - The Foul
2. Tam Sheridan's Bairns (Looking Through Harry Lauder's Eyes)
3. Just Say Yes - Whyte & Mackay
4. Positively Forth Bridge - Daley Reckless
5. Yes Is The Drug - The Crystal Methodists
6. Referendum Boys (Ya Bass)- The Plagiarist feat. Aggy Pop
7. Project Fear - The Dish-Faced Camerons
8. Wee Country - The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band
9. A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle (Part 20) - Throbbing Thistle
10. Your Unionist Friend - They Might Be Gannets
11. Fuck The Mainstream Media - Tommy Mackay
12. Walking Bollock Naked In The Ochils - Extreme Scottish Sports
13. Ziggy Sturgeon - The Nippy Sweeties
14. 2014 - The Artist Formerly Known As Tinsel
15. I Am Not A Number - Phineas Freak & The Smooth Perturbations

Free download here: Yes O Yes

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.25 AM  Monday, January 27, 2014

Monday, September 9, 2013

The Eejit

The EejitWhat happened when Iggy Pop moved to Scotland, hit the bottle and got a job advertising Cadbury's Twirls.





Track listing:

1. Pissed At Midnight
2. Rightdrubbing
3. Cuntime
4. Paisley
5. Cadbury Twirl
6. Referendum Boys
7. Tiny Gulls
8. Ya Bass Production

Bonus tracks
9. Lust For Life Insurance
10. I Need More

Free download here: The Eejit

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.20 AM  Monday, September 9, 2013

Friday, June 21, 2013

Rhythm & Bombast

Rhythm & BombastThe second album from Throbbing Thistle featuring another batch of bad comedians, bad TV, a condensed Punk Rock documentary and the 5 part Hugh McDiarmid narrated ' A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle.'





Track listing:

1. Dischord
2. Apple Juice
3. Three Comedians
4. Ratbag
5. Bad Manning
6. Babies In Peril
7. Hugh Scully
8. It's Called Shy Talk
9. A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle (Parts 1 - 5)

Free download here: Rhythm & Bombast

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.30 AM  Friday, June 21, 2013

Friday, April 19, 2013

This Is Rubbish

Dish-Faced CameronsA collection of Tory based tunes and parodies from The Dish-Faced Camerons. Something old, something new, something borrowed but always blue. Warning: contains scenes of partial lucidity and violins.





Track listing:

1. Tory Boys
2. Davie Teardrop
3. Tie A Yellow Ribbon
4. Jockbusters
5. Cum On Feel The Pies
6. Hold On, I'm Coming Nancy
7. Oliver Letwin
8. Michael Gove
9. Gideon Ding Dong
10. Slave Labour
11. Francis Maude
12. Violet Elizabeth, Tory MP
13. I've Got A Fucking Bike
14. Only Foals
15. Zoom Zoom Huhne

Free download here: This Is Rubbish

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.15 PM  Friday, April 19, 2013

Monday, March 18, 2013


FudThey Might Be Gannets, Scotland's premier They Might Be Giants tribute act present a uniquely Caledonian perspective on the classic album, Flood.






Track listing:

1. Theme From Fud
2. B3ta In Your Soul
3. Buckie Bottle Game
4. Prestonpans (Not Quite Portobello)
5. Horse Head
6. Your Unionist Friend
7. Partick Man
8. Swanning
9. We Want Rockall
10. Salmond Keeps Moving My Chair
11. Herring Aid
12. Muriel Gray
13. John Knox
14. Kissing In Possil Park
15. Hauf Jaiket
16. Wimmin And Men
17. Saltire Bullets Of Pure Love
18. They Might Be Gannets
19. Road Movie To Barlinnie

Free download here: Fud

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.45 AM  Monday, March 18, 2013

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Apostrophe Bag

Apostrophe BagA collection of songs with an apostrophe denoting possession in their titles. Obviously.






Track listing:

1. Alex Zane's Mangina
2. Anthea Turner's Cock (live)
3. Tony Parsons' Cock
4. Bono's Cock
5. Gazza's Favourite Things
6. Laura Palmer's Father
7. Chris's House
8. The First Minister's Dressing Gown
9. Bill Clinton's Havana
10. Sartre's Bike
11. Campbell's Sauce
12. Arthur Montford's Autograph
13. Annabel Goldie's Pus
14. Silvio's Lover
15. Diane's Last Date
16. Eck's Army

Free download here: Apostrophe Bag

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.45 PM  Thursday, January 31, 2013

Thursday, December 13, 2012

It's A Wonderful Fife

It's A Wonderful FifeA trip round the kingdom of Fife in the company of Tommy Mackay, The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band, The Plagiarist and the Tam Tam Club. The perfect Christmas gift from the Fife Comedian Of The Year 2011.





Track listing:

1. First We Take Lumphinnans
2. The Good Fife
3. Inverkeithing
4. The Boy From Auchtermuchty
5. Dalgety Bay
6. Burntisland
7. Kirkcaldy Slosh
8. Fife Dealer
9. Glenrothes On My Mind
10. Fifers Rock
11. St Andrews
12. The Last Fish Supper
13. Roll Of Linoleum

Free download here: It's A Wonderful Fife

posted by Fat Boab @ 12.30 PM  Thursday, December 13, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Wraith Rovers

Wraith RoversThe soundtrack to the ill-fated film about a zombie football team from Kirkcaldy. Funny, funky and frightful in equal measure.






Track listing:

1. Wraith
2. Do The Zombie
3. Kirkcaldy Slosh
4. Jock Tamson
5. Frankenstein Mcavennie
6. We Are The Undead
7. Deid Men Don't Pay Tax
8. When The Wraith Go Marching In
9. Funky Death March
10. Dead Drunk
11. Halloween In Glasgow
12. R.I.P. Kirkcaldy Komedy Festival

Download here: Wraith Rovers

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.00 PM  Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Friday, July 20, 2012

Oliver Pissed

Oliver PissedThe soundtrack to the Edinburgh Festival Fringe one man comedy musical by Tommy Mackay AKA The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band. A Dickensian yarn for the Rab C. Nesbitt generation. The Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill has been passed but how will the show's chief protagonist cope now the price of a ‘swally’ has shot up? Featuring an eclectic cast, including Gerard Depardieu, Antony Worrall Thompson, Ulrika Jonsson, Jar Jar Binks and Anthea Turner among others.




Track listing:

1. Booze Glorious Booze
2. Alcohol Minimum Pricing Bill
3. Rollover
4. Let's Get Fiscal
5. Stuck In Scotmid
6. X Box For Sale
7. Where Is The Bog?
8. Oui Oui Je Suis Gerard Depardieu
9. Terrorist Medley
10. Pick A Packet Or Two
11. The Ballad Of Worrall Thompson
12. Consider Yourself
13. Eck's Army
14. I'd Do Anything
15. Eat Bamboo
16. Vegetarian Dog
17. Danny Alexander (Feed Him To The Pandas)
18. As Long As He Needs E
19. Embra State Of Mind
20. Chips, Cheese, Trams And Es
21. Who Will Buy My Blue Peter Annuals?
22. Anthea Turner's Cock
23. It's A Fine Life
24. MSPs Picnic
25. Rewriting The Consultation
26. Ulrika
27. Wee Country

Download here: Oliver Pissed

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.10 PM  Friday, July 20, 2012

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Caledonian Mercury Music

The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band have had a thrilling year and this compilation brings together all the news events which they have covered in song throughout 2011. From Gaddafi, financial crises, through 'Hurricane Bawbag' (over 300,000 hits on YouTube) to 'Occupy The World' and everything in between, it's been a hectic twelve months.




Track listing:

1. Hurricane Bawbag
2. Quantitative Easing Like Sunday Morning
3. Up The Superinjuction
4. Dalgety Bay
5. Absorbing The Greek
6. Ooh Gaddafi Journalistic Ethics Are Atrocious
7. Theresa May Contain Nuts
8. Private Sector
9. Silvio's Lover
10. St Andrews
11. Born To Rust
12. Wimbledon
13. Werrity!
14. Danny Alexander (Feed Him To The Pandas)
15. Four Years
16. Why Riot?
17. Bladder Mind Off
18. The Big Man
19. Krankie Panky
20. David Attenborough, Where's Your Camera?
21. Occupy The World

Download here: Caledonian Mercury Music

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.25 PM  Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Thursday, December 1, 2011


New ScotlandAn EP gathering together a collection of songs based on the whole phone tapping, muck raking, scum sucking, bin rummaging, barrel scraping fiasco that led to the downfall of a tiny part of the Murdoch empire.





Track listing:

1. The End Of News Of The World
2. Rupert The Bare Faced Liar
3. Rebekah
4. Morning Star
5. Tabloid Beast
6. Glenn Mulcaire's Cavalcade

Free download here: Hackgate

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.50 PM  Thursday, December 1, 2011

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Throbbing Thistle

New ScotlandThis intriguing collection of found sounds and sound clips includes Stewart Lee in conversation with the legendary Ted Chippington, Mark E Smith berating Harry Hill, Dame Edith Evans, Rupert Murdoch and the Captains Beefheart, Sensible & Tenille. Experimental, with the emphasis on the mental. And remember, game ain't based on sympathy.




Track listing:

1. Ted Stew
2. Pandering
3. Listen To The Doctor
4. Handbag Lady
5. Captains Full Strength
6. G.A.B.O.S.
7. Reckless And Provocative
8. Hamburger Davy
9. Living Room
10. Collective Amnesia
11. Post Puerile Trombone Man
12. Big And Clever
13. Your Future, Ivor Cutler

Free download here: Throbbing Thistle

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.20 PM  Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Songs In The Key Of Fife

New ScotlandThe Tam Tam Club were formed in Glenrothes, Fife after a piece of the Scottish new town's public art - a stone dinosaur known locally as Rexie, was moved from its original location in a housing scheme to an inhospitable spot on a busy roundabout. This unpopular move caused an uproar in the local press and The Tam Tams have been tireless campaigners for town art ever since. This album documents their obsession/dedication to their cause and the people of Glenrothes.



Track listing:

1. You Rexie Thing
2. Bald, Fifty and Fat
3. I Bet You Look Good in Tanshall
4. Glenwood Jasmine
5. I Fought The Craw
6. Goodbye Norman's Jeans
7. Jenny Fae Pitteuchar
8. Taliban Tam
9. No Masturbating
10. You Walk Like An Eejit, Son
11. Horse Wi Nae Weans
12. What If God Was Wan O Us
13. Come Back Janny
14. Caskieberran
15. Glenrothes On My Mind

Free download here: Songs In The Key Of Fife

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.20 PM  Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Friday, May 20, 2011

New Scotland

New ScotlandCelebrating a new dawn in Scottish history, The Sensational Alex Salmond Band present a brand new collection of kilt swirling, haggis hurling, pipe skirling pop tunes.





Track listing:

1. New Scotland (SNP version)
2. The Ballad of Iain Gray
3. Annabel Goldie's Pus
4. Thur A Moussa Koussa 'Boot The Hoose, Sir
5. Jim Devine Comedy
6. Zoo Suits
7. The Invisible Policeman
9. Budgie In The Cludgie
10. Stuck In Scotmid
11. What Am I?
12. Without Ewan McGregor
13. Pop Culture Bore
14. Are We Not Mental?

Free download here: New Scotland

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.35 AM  Friday, May 20, 2011

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Imagine There's No Album

Imagine There's No AlbumA collaboration between Armando Iannucci and The Sensational Alex Salmond Band. Featuring extracts from the Radio 4 show, 'Facts & Fancies', 'The Thick Of It' and 'In The Loop.'

Available for free download here




Track listing:

1. Greetings, One And All
2. What On Earth Are We Doing To Ourselves? (And Each Other)
3. Shoplifting Girl
4. Kick Out The Bams, Malcolm Tucker
5. The Cosmic Punch
6. Papal Blues
7. John Paul II sings Mary Poppins
8. Jamie Saw, He Conquered
9. My Favourite Dictators
10. Monster-Eyed Bugs

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.10 AM  Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Shoplifting Girl

Shoplifting GirlThe debut single from Armando Iannucci and Tommy Mackay.

Available for free download here




posted by Fat Boab @ 10.40 AM  Tuesday, July 20, 2010


Friday, May 21, 2010

New Politiks

New PolitiksThe seventh Plagiarist CD and the best so far. A real reform to turn. Features special guests Brian Blessed, Bjork, Tavares, Martin Stephenson and The Daintees, John Lydon, Malcolm Mclaren, Lorne Green, Joe Strummer, Siouxsie & The Banshees, The Fall and many many more.





Track listing:

1. Stand and Deliver
2. Bjork and Blessed
3. I Am Nick Clegg
4. Govan Must Be Missing a Jakie
5. Edward Woodward
6. Heather The Weather
7. Please Hold
8. Straight Outta Libyaton
9. Buffalo Lies
10. Mnemonic Bonanza
11. Know Your Ps and Qs
12. Staircase (MES)tery
13. White Mistress
14. Lonely Yoda
15. New Politiks (Public Schoolboys Limited)

Free download here: New Politiks

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.50 AM  Friday, May 21, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010


A.S.A collection of songs about people with the initials A.S.






Track listing:

1. Arnie Schwarzenegger
2. Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
3. Alexei Sayle
4. Ann Summers
5. Adam Smith
6. Arthur Scargill
7. Andrew Sachs
8. Alison Steadman
9. Albert Schweitzer
10. Andy Stewart
11. Alastair Stewart
12. Anwar Sadat
13. Andrews Sisters
14. Alastair Sim
15. Alexander Selkirk
16. Alan Sugar
17. Alex Salmond

Free download here: A.S.

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.05 PM  Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Scotland Calling

SASBEspecially for Burns Night. A Caledonian re-interpretation of the Classic Clash album.






Track listing:

1. Scotland Calling
2. Brand New Heart Attack
3. (C.U.) Jimmy Hats
4. Plateful
5. Airdrie Can't Fail
6. Haggis Bombs
7. The Fyfe Profile
8. Lost In Paddy's Market
9. Working For The Cooncil
10. The Huns Of Ibrox
11. Wrong 'Em Boyle
12. Death Or Gorgie
13. Kikka Keilidh
14. The Cardonald Cheat
15. Fifers Rock
16. Four Grousemen
17. I'm Not Drunk
18. Edinburgh Rock
19. Troon In Vain

Free download here: Scotland Calling

posted by Fat Boab @ 12.20 PM  Monday, January 25, 2010

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Delusions Of Banter

SASBAnother bizarre collection of mixed up mash ups and comedic covers from The Plagiarist.






Track listing:

1. The Man Whose Job Exploded
2. Coronation Steen
3. Delusion
4. Vulvina
5. Chappaquidick Bridge
6. Me And My Man Boobs
7. Bang Bang
8. Mark E Smith Guide To Writing Guide
9. Bored Again Christians
10. Totally Fired
11. The Sun and Gordon Brown Are No More
12. I Scream For Quo
13. Imagine There's No Lennon
14. Guitarzan

Free download here: Delusions Of Banter

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.05 AM  Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Tuesday, October 19, 2009

The Sensational Alex Salmond Band

SASBThe eagerly awaited debut album from Scotland's finest comedy tribute band.






Track listing:

1. The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band.
2. Scotching The Stereotypes
3. First We Take Lumphinnans
4. Molly Weir
5. Text
6. Fife Dealer
7. Anthea Turner's Cock
8. Holyrood Babylon
9. Let's Get Fiscal
10. No Whisky In The Bar
11. Nicola
12. The Boy Fae Auchtermuchty
13. MSPs Picnic

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: The Sensational Alex Salmond Band

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.10 AM  Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Now Then, Now Then, Now Then

Now ThenThe final instalment of songs from the SW1 radio show, '2 Hours of Fun' by Topical Tommy Mackay. Juicy pop classics and original twists on the tales of the time from Swine Flu, through the credit crunch to death!





Track listing:

1. And Then...
2. Swine Flu
3. Joanna Lumley
4. Only Pools And Horse Manure
5. Royal Bank Of Scotland
6. Bathgate Queen
7. Chief Whip
8. cc
9. Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
10. Clare Balding-A-Ling
11. Solid Gold Easy Redaction
12. Goodbye Hazel Blears
13. Pet Shop Man
14. Korea Opportunities
15. Gonna Make You A Czar
16. I Am The Fly
17. Everybody's Dying Nowadays
18. The End Is Nigh
19. Goodbye 2 Hours Of Fun

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: Now Then, Now Then, Now Then

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.00 PM  Friday, July 17, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Phineas Freak And The Smooth Perturbations

Double album of eclectic tunery featuring a host of special guests including Bob Dylan, Leo Sayer and John Cage. Contains traces of stylophone.






Track listing:

1. Ova Chewer
2. Phineas Freak And The Smooth Perturbations
3. Bendy Bus
4. Shake Hands With Danger
5. He Taught Me Handel On The Stylophone
6. Dance The Wawazawa
7. Thou Shalt Not Dance
8. A Bolshevik In Buckingham Palace
9. Flight Of The ScotRail Commuter
10. Egyptian Cream
11. Leo
12. Friendly Nazi Neighbourhood Spy
13. Hillary Clinton
14. Ginster Wrap
15. Cooncil Telly
16. Crazy Boris
17. Everybody's Heard About The Words
18. Lexicography
19. I Am Not A Number
20. Das Bling
21. Gok Wan Lookalikes
22. Don't You Think?
23. No More Woolies
24. I Want Moore
25. Float On, Pirates
26. My Beautiful Ninja
27. Bohemian Anchovy
28. CornFed Weenies
29. I'm Freak

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: Phineas Freak And The Smooth Perturbations

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.05 PM  Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Now That's What I Call Topical

Another collection of topical songs by Tommy Mackay as featured on the SW1 radio show '2 Hours of Fun.'






Track listing:

1. It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
2. Dedicated Follower of Fascism
3. Boabie - The Slowest Milkman In The West
4. I'm Serious
5. King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
6. Only Shoes
7. 2 U2 Me
8. M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
9. Oath, I Did It Again
10. Satellite Blow Up
11. Southerness Is Painless
12. Mary Had A Little Chav
13. Scary Wee Boy
14. Noel Yell
15. The 80s

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: Now That's What I Call Topical

posted by Fat Boab @ 14.30 PM  Tuesday, Mar 03, 2009


Thursday, December 4, 2008


A collection of typically topical songs by Tommy Mackay as featured on the SW1 radio show '2 Hours of Fun.'






Track listing:

1. Mandy vs Crash Gordon
2. Dear Ringo
3. Gordon Brown Superhero (Let's Get Fiscal mix)
4. A Frightfully Posh Halloween
5. Alistair Darling
6. Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
7. He's From Barcelona
8. B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A.
9. Kerry Katona
10. Forever In Hi-Vis
11. Charlie Is A Dalek
12. Letter To Michael Jackson
13. Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
14. Carry On Sergeant
15. Terrorist Medley

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: SW1

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.50 AM  Thursday, Dec 04, 2008

Thursday, November 6, 2008

The 80s intros

I suffered the 80s. Now it's your turn. Here's every single intro in chronological order from the UK Number Ones of the 1980s condensed into seven and a half minutes.

The 80s




posted by Fat Boab @ 12.45 PM  |Thursday, Nov 06, 2008


Monday, September 29, 2008

Mind Programming

The Plagiarist returns with another mind blowing mix of music, speech and song. Includes such diverse talents as Bill Grundy, Dennis Hopper, Tom Weir, Hardeep Singh Kohli, Sex Pistols , Tremeloes, Love Unlimited Orchestra and much much more.





Track listing:

1. Number One
2. 5000 Yobbos
3. Anything Ending With 'Y'
4. Bye Bye Wendy
5. The History of Love
6. March of the Alcoholic Siamese Twins
7. Lydia
8. Perfect! Skint!
9. Gary
10. To Be Frank
11. Whisky Galore In The Jar
12. What The Fuck?
13. Kohli Kicks Off
14. The Good Fife
15. Sartre's Bike
16. I Wish I Could Write a Serious Song


Get it here: Mind Programming

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.55 AM  |Monday, Sep 29, 2008

Monday,July 28, 2008

Tartan Special - The CD

A selection of music from the smash hit Edinburgh Fringe Festival show, Tartan Special. Featuring a plethora of Caledonian comedic observations and pithy wit. Oh, and some funny songs.





Track listing:

1. A Finger Of Shortie
2. John Prescott
3. Talking Fud
4. Hughie Green's My Dad
5. I Say I Say I Say
6. Arthur Montford's Autograph
7. Get Ti Falkirk
8. I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
9. Porn Free
10. Britney's Got Tarrant
11. Mince and Tatties Qualitate
12. Pond Life
13. I'm Dead

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: Tartan Special

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.10 AM  |Monday, July 28, 2008

Thursday, May 1, 2008

The New Sound

Another random selection of music, speeches and remixes from The Plagiarist. Includes evidence of subliminal satanism, the global lizard conspiracy and Scotland's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest. The most fun you can have with your cloth ears on.





Track listing:

1. The New Sound
2. Jocko Euro
3. Satan In The Body
4. In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix)
5. Hammer Time
6. Wendy Alexander Brothers
7. David Icke & Tina Turner
8. When September Ends Aloud
9. No Cold Blooded Child
10. Monarchy Mash
11. MESWatch
12. Aw Fuck, The Police!
13. The Last Hi-Fidelity Dictator
14. Kiss Off (I Bid You Farewell)

Get it at the Daily Reckless Shop here: The New Sound

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.20 AM  Thursday, May 01, 2008


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

We Mean Something

There is much strange stuff occuring on our little planet. And Tommy Mackay is determined to record it all for posteriority. From people pretending to die in canoes, newsreaders with uncontrollable flatulence and bike shaggers, to New Year bathers, E-bay obsessives and dog excrement cooks. All human life is here and it all means something. Doesn't it?




Track listing:

1. Do The Loony Dook
2. The Curry Song
3. Kayak
4. I Ride Bicycles
5. Jeremy Paxman
6. Bill Clinton's Havana
7. Filling Out Forms
8. Donald Trump
9. The Guy Who Does The Guttering
10. Little Monkey
11. Hey Jude Law
12. 200 Words
13. King Of The Swingers (Perjury Mix)
14. Glenrothes

Get it here: We Mean Something

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.40 AM  Tuesday, February 12, 2008


Thursday, January 10, 2008

Do The Loony Dook

There's an old tradition in South Queensferry dating back to the 1980s called the Loony Dook, in which hundreds of people jump into the Firth Of Forth on New Year's Day. This year, I took part in this clearly ridiculous pastime and after drying off, decided it needed a song named after it. It's a Cheap Trick, but someone has to do it. 'Do The Necessary' also mentions South Queensferry, which is why it's tacked on.




1. Do The Loony Dook
2. Do The Necessary

posted by Fat Boab @ 14.10 PM  Thursday, January 10, 2008


Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The September Mixes - Run Rudy Run

Some say ex New York mayor and presidential candidate, Rudy Giuliani mentions September 11 a little too often in his speechifying. He does go on a bit. Hear for yourself in these choice mixes of the man, featuring Suzi Quatro, Ray Parker Jnr, M, Nat King Cole, The Clash, The Specials, Status Quo, Kenny Rogers, Girls Aloud, Lee Roserve, Robotboy, Green Day, Walter Huston and Christopher Titus.




Get it here: Run Rudy Run

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.45 PM  Wednesday, November 28, 2007


Friday, November 2, 2007

Reckless Rants

If Scottish topical tosh and sardonic pastiche are your particular bags, then look no further than this fine comedic collection of songs by the master of DIY, Lo-Fi, Bring and Buy - Tommy Mackay. Oh my. I'll stop now.





Track listing:

1. Club Together
2. Let's Eat
3. The Magnificent Folk Song
4. The Gorgon's Back In Town
5. Greenhouse Girl
6. You Don't Get Irony
7. We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy
8. Magic Bus
9. Have You Got A Minuet?
10. Northern Rock
11. School's In
12. Wendy Alexander
13. Worms In The Water

Get it here: Reckless Rants

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.45 PM  Friday, November 2, 2007


Friday, October 12, 2007

A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle Part 2

Second part of Hugh MacDiarmid's classic of Scottish Literature, read by the man himself against a background of varied pieces of music including LCD Soundsystem, Roxy Music, Massive Attack and many many more.





Email the editor of the Daily Reckless if you want a copy

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.05 AM  Friday, October 12, 2007


Friday, October 5, 2007

A Drunk Man Looks at the Thistle

A unique blending of one of Scotland's greatest ever poets and modern music. Hugh MacDiarmid reads from his seminal work accompanied by some of the greats from the world of music, including Lou Reed, Tchaikovsky, P.I.L., Fire Engines and many many more.





Email the editor of the Daily Reckless if you want a copy

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.25 AM  Friday, October 5, 2007


Friday, September 14, 2007

Runny Eggritte

Here he comes again. Another outing for Scotland's premier song mash and mangler, The Plagiarist. A unique blend of skewed tunes and sampled snatches with special guest appearances from the whole spectrum of the entertainment industry, including crabs, seagulls, Jenny Agutter and even Michael Jackson. A kick in the eye for pop purists and muso snobs everywhere.




Track listing:

1. Crab Meat Nut Sandwich
2. Jenny Says
3. Abba Got Back
4. Alex Salmond
5. And Then?
6. Noah Fucking Clue
7. No More Smeaton
8. Where Seagulls Dare
9. Love Thy Violence
10. I'm The Manse
11. The Night, Thriller and Death
12. Lady McCartney
13. Goofing
14. Archbishop Desmond Tutu

Get it here: Runny Eggritte

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.40 AM  Friday, September 14, 2007