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The Rainbow Song
Whyte & Mackay

(see Whyte & Mackay website)

In the bogs of public houses and the streets outside
You will find a bunch of people throwing up all night
They can't handle heady liquor
They just block the sink
And between their burps and retches
This is what they think:

Red wine, orange juice, Creme de Menthe,
Advocaat, Pink Gin, Brown Ale.
I can vomit rainbows, vomit rainbows
Till I'm chucked in jail

Projectile vomiting rainbows

(from Buckfast in Bed)


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