Emily woke up
She wasn't sleeping at all
Syd Barrett told me he'd never have written The Wall

Cos Pink Floyd are shit he said
They won't admit it yet
But Pink Floyd are shit he said
Yeah

I have to get my prescription today

I don't have a bike
Or a scooter or a trike
I don't have a car
I'm not going very far

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(from the album Radio Reckless)

Previously
My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Joss
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
Middle-Management
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
WTFAYBOA

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