MUSIC
Dead
Funny
(Mackay)
Sometimes
I can be really morbid
I thought about the death of Ronnie Corbett
And would they put him in a child-size coffin
You see?
And just when I thought I couldn't be any darker
I though about the death of Ronnie Barker
I bet they'll have floral tributes shaped like giant specs
You see, other people - they think about gardening and sex
So
what the hell is wrong with me?
I think and dream in comedy
And when I die it will not be taken very seriously
Oh, they'll say, He's dead
Funny, he looked alright last week to me
That's cos I was alive you see
Situationists
agree that it is a farce to be
Alive in this great tapestry
We call life and we think is free
But it's not quite so easy
To rhyme every line you see
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Well, I guess it IS easy
Dead
funny
(rough
recording not available anywhere else!! Written months ago but seemed
apt to bung up now in memory of Mr Barker, R.I.P. )
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Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Joss
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
Middle-Management
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
WTFAYBOA
Pink Floyd Are Shit
Lost in Franz Ferdinand
Zoinks! A Tenner
Central Belt Blues
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