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There was a Rock Critic
(Mackay)

There was a rock critic who swallowed McFly
I don't know why he swallowed McFly
Perhaps they're shite

There was a rock critic who swallowed The Spiders From Mars
Who played with David Bowie on Ziggy Stardust
He swallowed those Spiders to catch McFly
But I don't know why he swallowed McFly
Perhaps they're shite

There was a rock critic who swallowed The Byrds
That 12 string Rickenbacker must've really hurt
He swallowed The Byrds to catch the Spiders...

There was a rock critic who swallowed Cat Stevens
Before he changed his name to Mussaf Whatever
He swallowed Cat Stevens to catch the Byrds...

There was a rock critic who swallowed Dogs Die in Hot Cars
Who are a new Scottish band who I'm sure will go very far
He swallowed those Dogs to catch Cat Stevens...

There was a rock critic who swallowed Goats Head Soup
Which was A Rolling Stones album from about 1972
He swallowed Goats Head Soup to catch the Dogs...

There was a rock critic who swallowed Simon Cowell
That must've really irritated his bowel to swallow Simon Cowell
He swallowed Simon Cowell to catch Goats Head Soup...

There was a rock critic who swallowed The Cors
He's dead of Cors

(from the album Bannockburning)

 

Previously
My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Joss
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
Middle-Management
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
WTFAYBOA
Pink Floyd Are Shit
Lost in Franz Ferdinand
Zoinks! A Tenner
Central Belt Blues
Dead Funny
God in a Box

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