Daily Reckless



I hear the government wants to be a spy
And read all our emails - I don't know why
Well, here's a solution which cannot fail
cc the home office into every email you send

cc - home office
cc - Jacqui Smith

Make sure you send them every piece of spam
Especially those that promise to increase your little man
Because the government doesn't want to feel inferior
Forward them everything from Nigeria

cc -cc
cc- cc

Set up a program to work from dusk till dawn
And don't forget to include a link to donkey porn (they love it!)
And when the whole country has emailed Gordon Brown
We'll crash their servers and bring the government down

cc - Jacqui Smith, home office
cc - Jacqui Smith
cc - Jacqui Smith
Home office

Damien McBride
Stand aside
Gordon Brown
You're going down

cc - Jacqui Smith
cc - Jacqui Smith



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Filling Out Forms
The New Sound
Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
Do The Necessary
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott
Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song
Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations

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