MUSIC
KING OF THE SWINGERS (BB Edition)
(Mackay)
Well I'm the King of the Swingers, I'm a celebrity
I used to have constituents, but now it's me, me, me
I used to argue with Labour, Tory and SNP
But now I only argue with, and talk down to, Mini Me
Oh ooh be doo, I told the truth
The whole truth and nothing but the truth
You see it's true
I'm just like youse
Get it right up ye, News of the Screws
I coulda been a contender as an MSP
But now I'm just a contestant, another wannabe
I used to be on radio, which was very nice
But now I hang with Coolio in a Gangsta Paradise
We used to be respected - Gorgeous George and me
But now we've been rejected - there goes my integrity
I'm not blue, I'm not green, I'm an orange man
But these days I share my sunbed with Ulrika Jonsson
(inspired by this news story)
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