Daily Reckless



Well I'm the King of the Swingers, I'm a celebrity
I used to have constituents, but now it's me, me, me
I used to argue with Labour, Tory and SNP
But now I only argue with, and talk down to, Mini Me

Oh ooh be doo, I told the truth
The whole truth and nothing but the truth
You see it's true
I'm just like youse
Get it right up ye, News of the Screws

I coulda been a contender as an MSP
But now I'm just a contestant, another wannabe
I used to be on radio, which was very nice
But now I hang with Coolio in a Gangsta Paradise

We used to be respected - Gorgeous George and me
But now we've been rejected - there goes my integrity
I'm not blue, I'm not green, I'm an orange man
But these days I share my sunbed with Ulrika Jonsson

(inspired by this news story)

Download mp3
(right click, save as...)

Here's the veedeo


Walking To Rehab
The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5
And Then?
Funeral Flesh
Accidental Lives
Alex Salmond
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Saviour Breath
Big John Smeaton
No More Smeaton
Campbell's Sauce
Noah Fucking Clue
Jenny Says
Where Seagulls Dare
Night, Thriller and Death
Wendy Alexander
I'm The Manse
Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae
You Absolute Cunt
The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1)
The Barren Tree
We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy
Let's Eat
Greenhouse Girl
The Magnificent Folk Song
I Ride Bicycles
Talk About September 11
The Curry Song
Donald Trump
King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix)
Do The Loony Dook
In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix)
Hey Jude Law
Jeremy Paxman
No Cold Blooded Child
Jocko Euro
Monarchy Mash
Filling Out Forms
The New Sound
Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
Do The Necessary
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley
Only Shoes

The Reckless 50

The Back Catalogue



back home