Daily Reckless



Yes, that's right
Michael Jackson
Is finally in Neverland
On Newsnight, Jeremy Paxman
Said he went out on a high

It's such a shame
He had to sell his ranch
When his fame was dwindling
He had a zoo and a Ferris wheel
But noo he's got nothing

If you saw
Michael Jackson
In a reasonably priced car
You'll know Jeremy Clarkson
Had him on Top Gear

His helmet was whiter than The Stig's
He did a lap in two minutes flat
But now his car's piled up on bricks
The Jackson Five say, 'We want you back'

Neverland no more
Llamas no more
Sleepovers no more
Black no more

Funky no more
Monkey no more
Jingle jangling no more
Baby dangling no more

(lyrics updated slightly, due to a recent event. Still tasteless, though. Hey ho.)


(from the album SW1)

see also: The Night, Thriller and Death


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Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song
Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations
Bathgate Queen
Swine Flu
Totally Fired
Joanna Lumley
Welcome To The Problem
The Man Whose Job Exploded
Me And My Man Boobs
Korea Opportunities
The Pet Shop Man
Goodbye Hazel Blears
Coronation Steen
Gonna Make You A Czar
Points Of View
I Am The Fly
Solid Gold Easy Redaction

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