MUSIC
LETTER TO MICHAEL JACKSON
(Mackay/Reid/Reid)
Yes, that's right
Michael Jackson
Is finally in Neverland
On Newsnight, Jeremy Paxman
Said he went out on a high
It's such a shame
He had to sell his ranch
When his fame was dwindling
He had a zoo and a Ferris wheel
But noo he's got nothing
If you saw
Michael Jackson
In a reasonably priced car
You'll know Jeremy Clarkson
Had him on Top Gear
His helmet was whiter than The Stig's
He did a lap in two minutes flat
But now his car's piled up on bricks
The Jackson Five say, 'We want you back'
Neverland no more
Llamas no more
Sleepovers no more
Black no more
Funky no more
Monkey no more
Jingle jangling no more
Baby dangling no more
(lyrics updated slightly, due to a recent event. Still tasteless, though. Hey ho.)
(from
the album SW1)
see also: The Night, Thriller and Death
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