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If you're struggling to find work here
There are plenty jobs in North Korea
Making bombs for minimum fee
It's a booming industry

Korea Opportunities
They've got bombs
But we've got lots of protest songs
Billy Bragg and Germaine Greer
We're sending them to North Korea

Korea, Korea, Korea
Gives you a nice glow

North Korea, North Korea
They've got bombs but we've got beer
I've got my beer in the sideboard here
I've got no fear of North Korea

North Korea, North Korea
They're going fucking nuclear
Kim Jong il makes me feel queer
Let Gordon sort him out if he comes round here

North Korea, North Korea
I'll tell you what to do, my dear
Aim your bombs at Westminsteer
Nuke our parliament - hear, hear!

Korea Opportunities by Tommy Mackay  

from the album:
Now Then

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I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott
Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song
Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations
Bathgate Queen
Swine Flu
Totally Fired
Joanna Lumley
Welcome To The Problem
The Man Whose Job Exploded
Me And My Man Boobs

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