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Joanna Lumley and the Gurkhas were having a party
But the man downstairs said, 'Oi!
Keep the noise down,
What about the workers?'
'Come and join the fun,' said Joanna and the Gurkhas

'It's fancy dress,' said Joanna and her Gurkhas,
'Some of the lads are got up in burkhas.
We're having a right laugh. Come and join in.
I'll be Cleopatra, if you'll be Gungha Din.'

Joanna and the Gurkhas
They wouldn't want to hurt us
But they could cut you down to size
Have you seen their bendy knife?
It's called a kukri, don't you know
They should do a kukri show
Ho ho ho ho ho ho

Joanna Lumley
Isn't she wonderful?
She's really lovely
Joanna 1, Labour nil

(inspired by this story)



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