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"Please! After the 20th October, do not send fan mail to any address that you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th October."

Dear Ringo
Won't you come out to play?
Worrabout a game of bingo
On Saturday
It's a national super jackpot day
They've got a million quid to give away
Hey Ringo
I could get you in for a pound

A pound, a pound, a pound, a pound...

"Steady now. Steady! Go on! Go on! Alright, alright, don't fuss. Alright, don't fuss."

Dear Thomas
I won't come out to play
I don't like bingo
I think it's a bit gay
In a naff sort of way, y'know?
What chance have I of getting a line
I can't even play the drums in time
Thanks for asking anyway
"Peace and love. Peace and love!"
Now get stuffed, eh?
Hey, Thomas
Did you say a pound?

Yeah. A pound, a pound, a pound, a pound...

"Alright, alright, don't fuss. Alright, alright, don't fuss. I'm warning you with peace and love, I have too much to do. No more fan mail. Thank you, thank you."

"That was funny. That was funny! Goodbye!"

"Peace and love. Peace and love! I'm warning you with peace and love, I have too much to do. No more fan mail. Thank you, thank you."

"Thomas shut his eyes. I must stop!"

"There watching him was the fat controller."

(inspired by this news story)


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Scary Burd
The First Minister's Dressing Gown
Damaged Red Goods
Davie O'Hara
Strange Behaviour
Are You Being Served The Wright Stuff?
I'm Free Range
Aw Fuck, The Police!
Abba Got Back
Walking To Rehab
The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5
And Then?
Funeral Flesh
Accidental Lives
Alex Salmond
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Saviour Breath
Big John Smeaton
No More Smeaton
Campbell's Sauce
Noah Fucking Clue
Jenny Says
Where Seagulls Dare
Night, Thriller and Death
Wendy Alexander
I'm The Manse
Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae
You Absolute Cunt
The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1)
The Barren Tree
We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy
Let's Eat
Greenhouse Girl
The Magnificent Folk Song
I Ride Bicycles
Talk About September 11
The Curry Song
Donald Trump
King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix)
Do The Loony Dook
In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix)
Hey Jude Law
Jeremy Paxman
No Cold Blooded Child
Jocko Euro
Monarchy Mash
Filling Out Forms
The New Sound
Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
Do The Necessary
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy

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