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"Our economy, like any other, is facing a very hard challenge as a result of the global financial crisis and in a sense it's all hands on deck."

"Gordon's alive!"

"Each of us has to play our part and that's what I propose to do myself."

Look who's coming back to town
Riding on the coat tails of Gordon Brown
It's Peter Mandelson

People say that Gordon's brave
Bringing him back from the grave
And it's a gamble
Can't be long now before we see Alistair Campbell

Oh Mandy
You've been in the government three times now
And you can't stay away
How handy
We thought you loved Tony, but now you love Brown
You're the comeback kid

Do you see what I did there?
I used an old song and changed the lyrics
So now it's something to do with politics
That's satire

"Ah, ah! He'll save every one of us. Just a man with a man's courage. You know he's nothing but a man who can never fail."

"Third time lucky!"


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Scary Burd
The First Minister's Dressing Gown
Damaged Red Goods
Davie O'Hara
Strange Behaviour
Are You Being Served The Wright Stuff?
I'm Free Range
Aw Fuck, The Police!
Abba Got Back
Walking To Rehab
The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5
And Then?
Funeral Flesh
Accidental Lives
Alex Salmond
Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Saviour Breath
Big John Smeaton
No More Smeaton
Campbell's Sauce
Noah Fucking Clue
Jenny Says
Where Seagulls Dare
Night, Thriller and Death
Wendy Alexander
I'm The Manse
Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae
You Absolute Cunt
The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1)
The Barren Tree
We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy
Let's Eat
Greenhouse Girl
The Magnificent Folk Song
I Ride Bicycles
Talk About September 11
The Curry Song
Donald Trump
King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix)
Do The Loony Dook
In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix)
Hey Jude Law
Jeremy Paxman
No Cold Blooded Child
Jocko Euro
Monarchy Mash
Filling Out Forms
The New Sound
Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
Do The Necessary
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling

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