WE DON'T NEED TO SHARE THE LAVVY (Mackay/McNeil/Heaven 17)
Everybody move cubicle...
Over at the BBC
Everybody needs a pee
But lately there has been a stink
'Bout men and women sharing a sink
The unisexual goings on
Have just created one big pong
They say it's like Jurassic Park
I'd hate to see T.Rex skid marks
Brothers, cisterns, we don't need to share the lavvy
Brothers, cisterns, it's not very sanitary
Men are smelly and they're loud
And inordinately proud
Of the noises they command
The bogs sound like a big brass band
Trouser trumpets set to stun
Like harmonising elephants
Name that tune coming out their pants
Terry Wogan's Floral Dance
Brothers, cisterns, we don't need to share the lavvy
Smash the cistern
Fart like Gadaffi