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The Plagiarist

The Plagiarist is on his way as fast as he can run
You best be quick, heís got some chords
And wants to have some fun

So messed up I want some beer

Already he has ripped off Roxy Music, Iggy Pop
There are no depths to which he will not stoop
And he cannot stop

High step, low step, any step at all
High step, low step, throw it up the wall
High step, low step, any step at all
High step, low step, throw it up the wall

That last bit was words put on a musical intro
Behind the swearing of Ian Dury in Plaistow

So messed up I want some beer

Any song detectives in, get out your mobile phones
The next bit rips off directly a song by The Ramones

Take me to the airport
Put me on a plane
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Before I go insane
I canít control my fingers
I canít control my brain
Oh no, no, no

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(from the album The Plagiarist presents... Straight to CD)

My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
Pink Floyd Are Shit
Lost in Franz Ferdinand
Zoinks! A Tenner
Central Belt Blues
Dead Funny
God in a Box
There Was A Rock Critic
Rowche Rumble
Bingo Master's Breakout
Touch Sensitive
Kurt Cobana
Delete As Applicable
When Not To Talk
Radio Reckless
300 Words
Ad Lib
Don't Involve Yourself
The Sound of Music Falling Apart
Itchy Feet
Rainy Friday
Kill Together

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