I'M THE MANSE
(Mackay)
I run this country
I run this town
I'm a real cunt, yeah
I'm Gordon Brown
I was born in Kirkcaldy
I'm a son of the kirk
My daddy was a preacher
So I don't have to work
I spell M-A-N-S-E
Manse
Some people say I'm dour
Some people say I'm glum
Is it any wonder ya hoor?
Have you seen what I do with my tongue?
Now, that's a strange habit
I'm sure you'll agree
That's why I'm wabbit
I'm gonna tax your pee
I'm a real Fifer
I'm from the Lang Toun
If you wanna sup with me boy
You'll need a lang spoon
They say that we're inbred
We people from Fife
You ask my big sister
She's my step-father's wife
(from the album Runny Eggritte)
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