Daily Reckless

When It Wants
Ivor Cutler
(remix by The Plagiarist)

Where did I put the answer?
It's OK I put it in my brain.
Can you find it?
No. You'll have to wait.
But don't worry it'll come out when it wants to.

I want the answer now.
I think I'll make a hole in your head to let the answer out.
All right, calm down, the answer is...six.
Good. Now, what's the question?
That's in your brain.
Oh, so it is.
How many legs has a donkey and a half?
Good. Now, let's put the two together.

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(from the album Bannockburning)


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