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I'm your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies
Ah wannae be elected
I'm disarmingly charming, you can see it in my eyes
Ah wannae be elected
The kids want peace and justice too
Ah wannae be elected
And Tunnocks Tea Cakes and Irn Bru
Ah wannae be elected


I wouldn't lie to you, I've always been nice
Ah wannae be elected
And drinking whisky is my only vice
Ah wannae be elected
OK, so I get through 2 litres a day
Ah wanny be elected
But you couldnae do this sober, could you? No way
Ah wannae be elected


'Mon the schemies from the run down estates of Caledonia!

We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm
Ah wannae be elected
You and me together, young and strong
Ah wannae be elected
We might lack charisma, pizazz and panache
Ah wannae be elected
But we've got a fucking parliament and a shit load of cash
Ah wannae be elected



(with apologies to Alice Cooper)

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(from the album It's The Bomb!)


My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
Pink Floyd Are Shit
Lost in Franz Ferdinand
Zoinks! A Tenner
Central Belt Blues
Dead Funny
God in a Box
There Was A Rock Critic
Rowche Rumble
Bingo Master's Breakout
Touch Sensitive
Kurt Cobana
Delete As Applicable
When Not To Talk
Radio Reckless
300 Words
Ad Lib
Don't Involve Yourself
The Sound of Music Falling Apart
Itchy Feet
Rainy Friday
Kill Together
The Plagiarist
It's a Long Way Back to Beethoven
Who Takes The Blame
Please Pass The Milk
I Hear The Wind Blow
When It Wants
Mysterious Whisper
The Guy Who Hit Me In The Eye
New Friend
Heimlich Manoeuvres in the Dark
The Frosty Snowman
Hey! Student
Cindy Tells Edinburgh Man
The Littlest Rebel
Living Too Late
Jawbone and the Air Rifle
Do Not Drink The Tennents
Everything Is Catching On Fire
Rock JD
I Don't Understand You
Darkened Corridors
King of the Swingers
Fuck This Shit
Wherever's the Fuckin' Taxi, Cunt?
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Flesh Number One (Beatle Dennis)
Listening To The Higsons
Stipetoe In The Rain
Daz For Dania
Mouldy Old D'Oh
Lady McCartney
Tangled Up In Blue
99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
There She Goes
Lashed Christmas
O.C. Clause
Nae Luck Everybody
Parly and Happy
Scary Burd
Love Thy Violence

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