King of the Swingers (Mackay)
I'm the king of the swingers in Solidarity I won 200,000 quid and nothing's bothering me
But everyone's against me in my old party But I can't wait for the cases of perjury Oh - ooh be doo I told the truth The whole truth and nothing but the truth You see it's true I'm just like youse Get it right up ye News of the Screws
My wife she stood beside me Right throughout the trial We were the best show on the Fringe By a Royal Mile
Now, Gail she is a smasher And she likes a laugh When I am finished washing She is hoovering the bath
(from the album Bannockburning)
Previously My Beautiful Ninja Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones Where I Live 666 Great Junction Street Joss Hard Shoulder Merciless Eyebrows Sanity is not Statistical Gie's Yer Jaiket Middle-Management I Fought the War (And the War Won) Dead Cowboy Carolyn Yes Chris's House Hungover and Out Match Steward Inscrutable Coupon The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants Michael Cade Orang Utan Jesus Hates Me The Leith Police Dismisseth Us The Butcher Zoo Suits Beyoncé is my Fiancée That's George Galloway, Son Of Mince and Men (Do the) Leith Walk Bute House Sycophants Wetherspoons Nights The Rainbow Song The Bar is High WTFAYBOA Pink Floyd Are Shit Lost in Franz Ferdinand Zoinks! A Tenner Central Belt Blues Dead Funny God in a Box There Was A Rock Critic Rowche Rumble Bingo Master's Breakout Touch Sensitive Kurt Cobana Delete As Applicable When Not To Talk Panto Radio Reckless 300 Words Ad Lib Don't Involve Yourself The Sound of Music Falling Apart Itchy Feet Rainy Friday Kill Together The Plagiarist It's a Long Way Back to Beethoven Who Takes The Blame Please Pass The Milk I Hear The Wind Blow When It Wants Mysterious Whisper The Guy Who Hit Me In The Eye New Friend Heimlich Manoeuvres in the Dark The Frosty Snowman Hey! Student Cindy Tells Edinburgh Man The Littlest Rebel Living Too Late Jawbone and the Air Rifle Do Not Drink The Tennents Everything Is Catching On Fire Rock JD I Don't Understand You Darkened Corridors
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