DONALD TRUMP
(Mackay)
Well my name's Donald Trump and I'm a billionaire
I look like a Flump with Shredded Wheat for hair
I've been to Aberdeenshire and I like what I see
So, come on, Mr Salmond, hand it over to me
I'm a big bad boy with big bad issues
I've got a big bad mouth and a big box of tissues
They're for wiping the saliva from my overactive glands
And I can't stop masturbating with my giant farmers' hands
I get so excited about golf and money
So, come on, Mr Salmond, hand Scotland to me
Well I 've got so much money, some say that it's obscene
But not my buddies on the council up in Aberdeen
You have no idea just how much I am admired
They love me so much they got their own boss fired
That is what happens if you disagree with me
So, come on, Mr Salmond, hand Scotland to me
(inspired by this news story)
(from the album We Mean Something)
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