I RIDE BICYCLES
(Mackay)
I've got a bike but you can't ride it if you like
Cos I'm very posessive like that
I was in my hostel room, dying for a shag
I thought I'd have a peeky look inside your saddle bag
Because I ride bicycles
You might think it is a funny fetish or a farce
But I know lots of people who stick bike pumps up their arse
Because I ride bicycles
I really love to run my hands around your inner tube
I get so excited every time it's time to lube up
Because I ride bicycles
Pump it up, pump it up
Till you are screaming
Pump it up, pump it up
Now we're freewheeling
I ride bicycles
I'm bike curious
(inspired by this news story)
(from the album We Mean Something)
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