MUSIC

JOCKO EURO
(Devo/Mackay/McNeil)

S-C-O-T-L-A-N-D
That's how we spell
This wee country
From Jedburgh
To John O Groats
Wake up and smell
The porridge oats

Are we not Scots?
Jocko Homo
Are we Lulu?
Naw we are no

In Cumbernauld
They're Scottish too
It's no their fault
Their toon is new
So's Glenrothes
And East Kilbride
Are we inbred?
Only in Fife

Are we not Scots?
Jocko Homo
Are we Lulu?
Naw we are no

Are we not mince?
Jocko Euro

God made Scots
But unfortunately
That means he made Sean Connery
He walks like an ape
Talks like an ape
Does what a monkey can do
God made Shotts
And Paisley too

We must repeat
Jocko Euro
We must repeat
Jocko Homo
We must repeat
D-E-V-O
We must repeat
O.k. lets go!

Rule Britannia
Marmalade and jam
5 Chinese crackers up your jacksie
Boom boom, bang, boom bang
Hey!  

(from the album The New Sound)

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Previously

Scary Burd Elected The First Minister's Dressing Gown Damaged Red Goods Davie O'Hara Strange Behaviour Are You Being Served The Wright Stuff? I'm Free Range Aw Fuck, The Police! Abba Got Back Walking To Rehab The Day My Pad Went 9 to 5 Funktionality And Then? Funeral Flesh Accidental Lives Philosophy Alex Salmond Archbishop Desmond Tutu Saviour Breath Big John Smeaton No More Smeaton Campbell's Sauce Noah Fucking Clue Jenny Says Where Seagulls Dare Night, Thriller and Death Wendy Alexander I'm The Manse Sic Transit Gloria Scotiae You Absolute Cunt The Thistle's Characteristics (Part 1) The Barren Tree We Don't Need To Share The Lavvy Let's Eat Greenhouse Girl The Magnificent Folk Song I Ride Bicycles Talk About September 11 The Curry Song Kayak Donald Trump King of the Swingers (Perjury Mix) Do The Loony Dook In Recognition (Sean Connery Mix) Hey Jude Law Jeremy Paxman No Cold Blooded Child Jocko Euro Monarchy Mash Filling Out Forms The New Sound Bill Clinton's Havana Hillary Clinton Do The Necessary I'm Dead Hammer Time John Prescott

Hughie Green's My Dad David Icke & Tina Turner Pond Life Arthur Montford's Autograph Britney's Got Tarrant Whisky Galore In The Jar Satan In The Body Bye Bye Wendy Mince & Tatties Qualitate 5000 Yobbos I Can't Afford To Die Anymore I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song Egyptian Cream March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins Anything Ending With A 'Y' To Be Frank Perfect! Skint! Lydia Alistair Darling Crash Gordon vs Mandy Dear Ringo He's From Barcelona A Frightfully Posh Halloween Kerry Katona B.A.R.A.C.K.O.B.A.M.A. Glenrothes The 80s Forever In Hi-Vis Charlie Is A Dalek Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town Float On (Pirate Mix) Letter To Michael Jackson No More Woolies

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