Daily Reckless



Saturday night - the ratings are low
Time for a new talent show
Send in the freaks
Hitch up your breeks, Simon Cowell

Piers Morgan is really smug
Couldn't you just skelp that mug?
This time a woman blew him away
(Not in that way. Susan's not that kind of lady).

She is the Bathgate Queen
Not that young, nor a sex machine
I bet she bangs a really mean tambourine
Oh yeah
She can stand
She can sing
But she had eyebrows like Alistair Darling
Susan Boyle
Scotland's new royal
Bathgate Queen

Millions of hits on You Tube
More than Janet Jackson's boob
Gordon Brown has seen her
He wants a makeover
He looked like a gargoyle
Now he looks like Susan Boyle


(inspired by this story)



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Bill Clinton's Havana
Hillary Clinton
Do The Necessary
I'm Dead
Hammer Time
John Prescott
Hughie Green's My Dad
David Icke & Tina Turner
Pond Life
Arthur Montford's Autograph
Britney's Got Tarrant
Whisky Galore In The Jar
Satan In The Body
Bye Bye Wendy
Mince & Tatties Qualitate
5000 Yobbos
I Can't Afford To Die Anymore
I Wish I Could Write A Serious Song
Egyptian Cream
March Of The Alcoholic Siamese Twins
Anything Ending With A 'Y'
To Be Frank
Perfect! Skint!
Alistair Darling
Crash Gordon vs Mandy
Dear Ringo
He's From Barcelona
A Frightfully Posh Halloween
Kerry Katona
The 80s
Forever In Hi-Vis
Charlie Is A Dalek
Thousands Of Racists Are Leaving Town
Float On (Pirate Mix)
Letter To Michael Jackson
No More Woolies
I'm Serious
Terrorist Medley

Only Shoes
King Of The Swingers (BB Edition)
Dedicated Follower of Fascism
Bendy Bus Song
Vatican Broadside (Treasury version)
Crazy Boris
Everybody's Heard About The Words
It's Mustard, Richard. Mustard!
Southerness Is Painless
Satellite Blow Up
Noel Yell
Scary Wee Boy
Mary Had A Little Chav
Royal Bank Of Scotland
Bohemian Anchovy
Chief Whip
Gordon Brown (Superhero mix)
Clare Balding-A-Ling
Phineas Freak and the Smooth Perturbations

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