Thicker Than Lulu
Wehhhhhhhlllllll…. I was minding my business Tousling my hair Then I decided to run the country It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on that glittering prize Cos I’m thicker…
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Fuck Me, I Should’ve Stayed In Shoreditch
I was walking down Princes Street one day When I looked up I saw the rain Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch* I’m at the Edinburgh Festival Trying to avoid the horrible…
The Laughing Nob
I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…
I Am The Boris
Coup! Coup! Thur’s been a coup In yonder Westminster, a cunt’s Who’s Who It hasnae moved cos it’s still there noo I am the Boris goo ga choob Dorries is in rude health Every…
Birdwatching For Punks
An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat), Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here: Please follow…
Eurovision On Speed
For busy people who don’t have the time to listen to all 42 entries in the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest, here they are condensed into one adrenalin packed video. What’s your favourite? Check out…
Modern Day Presidential
This little fat man who sold his soul I don’t want to be hacked I don’t think there’s ever been a president That’s done what we’ve done I wanna find a friendly reporter Are you…
The Reckless Eurovision Song Contest
As Britain manages to finish even lower in their last place position at this year’s official Eurovision and votes to humiliate itself further in the European elections, the Daily Reckless is proud to present the…
Pointless – the album
When Jean Paul Saltire becomes a contestant on Pointless, the result is… nausea. The most joyfully depressing album you will ever hear… Get it here: Please follow and like us:
Turdthumping
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…