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Dance This MES Around

Dance this MES around Fall sound, Fall sound Last chance to turn around To Fall sound, Fall sound Go… Everybody goes to parties They dance this MES around They do the Middle Mass They do…


He Only Killed One Journalist

  The Saudi Arabia crown prince He gives me loads of cash I’m not the person to convince He might be a little rash Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you…





Not Appreciated

The Reckless Brothers live from Torphichen at the first book launch for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall previewing a song from the forthcoming album of the book. Well I’m gonna have to tidy up this…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

A suspect package similar to those sent to CNN and senior Democrats has been sent to a New York restaurant owned by Robert De Niro. When Bob came out fighting against Donald Trump we set his…


Mayday Medley

The Conservative Unionist Negotiating Team are all over this So send in the CUNTS Useless on Brexit Ooh you made me live Never mind the magic money tree It’s you, the DUP Ooh you saved…


Mistra President

As the portrait by Andy Thomas of Trump and former presidents is revealed, we look once again at Doxy’s magisterial record in office… He’s a man with a klan Chapati tae yer heid ya bam…


Does the panel think?

As David Dimbleby announces he’s leaving Question Time, here’s the opening track to Half Bam Half Whisky’s Questionable Times album detailing the make up of a typical panel and audience on every political anorak’s favourite…