Gove On 45
Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control Kick out the bams, motherfuckers Gove, Gove Gove,Gove Let’s do it. You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock. This…
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Get This Done
We’re rolling off a cliff So let’s get it over quick Get this done and move on, move on We’ll be smashed and bloodied But able to carry on Eh? You give me the…
Mate, Shut Up
When Fabio Fognini met Andy Murray, it was ‘Mate, shut up!’ Please follow and like us:
Doing It With It
Ah look at all the lonely people Ah look at all the lonely people Doing it with it on a computer D’you know that it’s called CAD It’s in 3D They can build houses…
Boooooooooooooo!
Brand new Borrissey album out now. A criminal record to match his criminal record. Tracks: Thicker Than Lulu Axe Me Back Door Boris I Am The Boris Boos, Boris, It’s Boos Telt Shorting The Pound…
Brexit’s Yellowhammer
A political pundit met a physical Bullingdon bully Asking quite politely if they could read A summary So they printed a sterling work of literature Called Yellowhammer Six whole pages, without any pictures Oh,…
Coppers Got a Brand New GrabBag
Police Scotland have reassured the public by issuing this statement. Carry on: “September is preparedness month. Emergencies can happen at any time and it’s recommended to have a #GrabBag ready containing essential items including…
Recklesses
High concept album based on the greatest book ever written, Ulysses, with a Reckless twist. Track listing: 1. Buck Mulligan 2. History Is A Nightmare 3. Proteus 4. Leopold Bloom’s Kitchen 5. Beware Of Henry…
Prorogue Mahone
The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of destruction A real bellender Bad lookin’ unrefined Say, wouldn’t you like to know what’s goin’ on in our minds?…
Thicker Than Lulu
Wehhhhhhhlllllll…. I was minding my business Tousling my hair Then I decided to run the country It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on that glittering prize Cos I’m thicker…