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Tory In A Foodbank

  Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…


Dance This MES Around

Dance this MES around Fall sound, Fall sound Last chance to turn around To Fall sound, Fall sound Go… Everybody goes to parties They dance this MES around They do the Middle Mass They do…


He Only Killed One Journalist

  The Saudi Arabia crown prince He gives me loads of cash I’m not the person to convince He might be a little rash Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you…





Not Appreciated

The Reckless Brothers live from Torphichen at the first book launch for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall previewing a song from the forthcoming album of the book. Well I’m gonna have to tidy up this…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

A suspect package similar to those sent to CNN and senior Democrats has been sent to a New York restaurant owned by Robert De Niro. When Bob came out fighting against Donald Trump we set his…


Fulsome Brexit Blues

“The end is in sight in terms of a good deal, the prize we want,” says Dominic Raab as the interminable Brexit negotiations and discussions trundle on and on and on. Meanwhile The Nicola and…