Sport


Plymouth (I Fucking Love It)

  Plymouth defender Nikola Katić on Daytime ITV after beating Liverpool tells it like it is. Backed by Rocket From The Crypt. see also: Fuck Songs Reckless Football Club Anthems  


Albert Camus

  A proper stramash-up of Albert Camus at the football with The Fall’s ‘Kicker Conspiracy.’   see also: Everyone Knows Someone Who’s Been In The Fall 40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the song


Quell Those Celebrations

  Quell those celebrations Put your emotions on hold V.A.R. abominations Make my blood run cold I’m suffering from vartigo: The fear of celebrating a favourable outcome prematurely It’s like waiting for exam results Anxious…


Falling Out Of Love With Football Again

feat. Tom Leonard sitting guzzling a can of Newcastle Brown, watching Scotsport, humming the first movement of Nielson’s third symphony. Happy as Larry you might say… I’m watching the Euros and I’m getting bored Nobody’s…



Planet McCoist

  Ally McCoist and Sam Matterface discuss who are the tallest people on Planet Earth.   see also: Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally and Johnny



Come On Georgia

  The kings of the Euros showing the world how to play football.   see also: Secret Chair


Hey Hey We’re Slovenian

  Micky Dolenz Weird Al Yankovic Even Ludwig Wittgenstein Drew with the English Hey hey we’re Slovenian And people thought we were going down But we were busy qualifying We’re going through to the next…