Franz Kafka’s The (Tyne) Castle
If Franz Kafka supported Heart Of Midlothian. Suggested by this post by Lewis Miller. It is said when he read There wisnae existential dread People were in fits of laughter Let’s all raise a…
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Plymouth (I Fucking Love It)
Plymouth defender Nikola Katić on Daytime ITV after beating Liverpool tells it like it is. Backed by Rocket From The Crypt. see also: Fuck Songs Reckless Football Club Anthems
Albert Camus
A proper stramash-up of Albert Camus at the football with The Fall’s ‘Kicker Conspiracy.’ see also: Everyone Knows Someone Who’s Been In The Fall 40 Odd Years Of The Fall – the song
Quell Those Celebrations
Quell those celebrations Put your emotions on hold V.A.R. abominations Make my blood run cold I’m suffering from vartigo: The fear of celebrating a favourable outcome prematurely It’s like waiting for exam results Anxious…
Falling Out Of Love With Football Again
feat. Tom Leonard sitting guzzling a can of Newcastle Brown, watching Scotsport, humming the first movement of Nielson’s third symphony. Happy as Larry you might say… I’m watching the Euros and I’m getting bored Nobody’s…
I’m Going To Spain (2-1 mix)
I’ve sold my car thrown in my job I’m 34 years old I think it’s time I saw the world coz I hate the cold and rain and grey I’m going to Spain Cousin…
Planet McCoist
Ally McCoist and Sam Matterface discuss who are the tallest people on Planet Earth. see also: Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally and Johnny
Pulling Down The Shorts Of Marty
I was watching a documentary Made by Marty Feldman About comedy It was very posh and funny At one point he was playing football For a showbiz eleven When he scored a goal His…
Come On Georgia
The kings of the Euros showing the world how to play football. see also: Secret Chair
Hey Hey We’re Slovenian
Micky Dolenz Weird Al Yankovic Even Ludwig Wittgenstein Drew with the English Hey hey we’re Slovenian And people thought we were going down But we were busy qualifying We’re going through to the next…