Sexy Negligee
Poem by frustrated Match Of The Day viewer set to music and read by Jimmy Hill. Original footage here:
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Douglas Useless
Celtic fans have spoken. Well, hello, my name is Douglas Douglas Useless I am the new Scottish Tory boss The only thing that people know about me Is that I hate gypsies and I am…
We Are The Undead
“Nobody has ever committed a crime after being executed,” says Tory deputy chairman, Lee Anderson. We beg to differ. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge…
Andy Murray
As Andy Murray battles through yet again, here’s an old cheesy classic from the archives: He’s eloquent and witty He’s a Scot and he’s a hibby Andy Murray Andy Murray He’s beaten Roger Federer And…
Cheesy Peeps
Commentators from an Arbroath Dunfermline match, set to ‘The Breakdown’ by Rufus Thomas. see also: Away For A Jobby At Half Time (My Shit) Reckless Football Club Anthems
Questionable Moustache
A-look-a-there Here they come Here come the pundits again Been listening and watching since I don’t know when Overanalysing every mediocre pass They got no style and they got no class Dodgy opinions blasting…
Reckless Football Club Anthems
A compilation of some of the best football related songs to emerge from the Daily Reckless over the years. Tracks: Kyrian Mbappe Messi Tugging At The Inside Of His Thigh Ukraine Hibernian Dreaming And Heart…
Qatar, Man
Who drew the crowds and played so proud Over in Qatar, man They really stole the show You know, over in Qatar, man It can make you laugh It can make you cry It…
Messi Tugging At The Inside Of His Thigh
Messi tugging at the inside of his thigh The commentator said it and I really don’t know why He was speculating he might have an injury Messi tugging at the inside of his thigh…
Kyrian Mbappe
Having a laugh at a missed penalty Kyrian Mbappe, Kyrian Mbappe Watching the ball soar to Mercury Kyrian Mbappe, Kyrian Mbappe Over the bar by a country mile Kyrian Mbappe, Kyrian Mbappe They are…