Quell those celebrations Put your emotions on hold V.A.R. abominations Make my blood run cold I’m suffering from vartigo: The fear of celebrating a favourable outcome prematurely It’s like waiting for exam results Anxious…
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feat. Tom Leonard sitting guzzling a can of Newcastle Brown, watching Scotsport, humming the first movement of Nielson’s third symphony. Happy as Larry you might say… I’m watching the Euros and I’m getting bored Nobody’s…
I’ve sold my car thrown in my job I’m 34 years old I think it’s time I saw the world coz I hate the cold and rain and grey I’m going to Spain Cousin…
Ally McCoist and Sam Matterface discuss who are the tallest people on Planet Earth. see also: Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally and Johnny
I was watching a documentary Made by Marty Feldman About comedy It was very posh and funny At one point he was playing football For a showbiz eleven When he scored a goal His…
The kings of the Euros showing the world how to play football. see also: Secret Chair
Micky Dolenz Weird Al Yankovic Even Ludwig Wittgenstein Drew with the English Hey hey we’re Slovenian And people thought we were going down But we were busy qualifying We’re going through to the next…
Cosying on up with the Danish. Featuring Chas n Dave. see also: O Switzerland Skelped
O Switzerland thanks for the cheese And also for the one point please can you ask Hungary to lose I am over the cow bell blues My giant Toblerone’s been scoffed And my old…
Football, football, football. The reality. Kes backed by ‘Sparta FC’ by The Fall. see also: Reckless Football Club Anthems Looking Forward To All The Football