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Fucking Press Ups?

  Press ups? Get down on your knees Ya pair of dungarees Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats Get some yoga mats Ya downward facing dogs It’s the terror of knowing these cunts…

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I Don’t Remember Crowds

  A gathering, a protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, and an app Isle of Wight – stay in Massage the numbers, dirty tricks Cheltenham, Stereophonics Allowed out to…


Boos, Donald, It’s Boos

  Boos, Donald, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even at the baseball game The crowd can’t stand you It’s boos, Donald, it’s boos…



Walking Bollock Naked In The Ochils

As protesters make their mark on the glass panels at Westminster, the Reckless uses it as an excuse to recall a 2013 news story about a chap spotted walking bare naked scuddy in the hills…


We Win Again!

The winners of the Great Scottish Pop Quiz at the National Museum Of Scotland’s Rip It Up exhibition from a field of 40 (forty) teams – Throbbing Thistle. Also winners of best team name. Co-incidentally, the…


Hit The Nazi

As part of the celebration of the upcoming publication of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, here’s an anti-fascist version of Hit The North:   I’m punching Nazis for Jesus, It’s what he would have…


Socks On Fire

  The racists are raging Burning their shoes They don’t like Nike Nike All this commotion For taking the knee Affecting their psyche Crikey You Your socks are on fire Hand me my scissors I’ll…


Totally Fired

  Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here: Please follow and like us:


500 Quid

When I woke up I was expecting to see The fascists in control over in France But instead, an electric company Called Macron was in charge, I shat my pants Cos I’d wagered 500 pounds…