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Wayne Rooney

  White trainers with a suit Wayne Rooney, oh Rooney Wayne Rooney, oh Rooney Wayne Rooney, oh Rooney Wayne Rooney, oh Rooney Wayne Rooney, oh Rooney A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, A-lop-bam-boom {Wayne speaks} {David Cake speaks} {Gabby Logan…

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World Cup 2026

Collection of World Cup 2026 songs from the Daily Reckless. Tracks: 40 Odd Years Vozinha Everyone Says Hydration Break Bob The Cat/Feral In Preston Jilted Javier (Gordon, Fuck You) I Love Morocco Purple Hayes Listen…


Tommy Tuchel

cartoon – No Score Draws   Tommy Tuchel Tommy Tuchel Martin Clunes Martin Clunes Or is it John Lithgow? Maybe it’s John Lithgow No it’s Martin Clunes Martin Clunes see also:


Messi

  I’m Argentina’s dirtbag, baby Lionel Messi, not so much maybe… see also:    


Non

by Jean-Jacques Puissard   Non non non non non non non non non Non non non non non non non non non Je ne veux pas laque cheveux Je ne veux pas frère Jacques Non…



Nor Way

  {Erling Haaland talks about vikings and stuff} And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain, ha-ha-ha Norway [Bjørge Lillelien commentary from 1981} Norway have beaten England 2-1 in football!…


Four One

  Belgium Four USA One. That’s the way to do it. Backed by David Bowie. {commentary} News had just come over… {commentary} Ronaldo cried so much his face was wet… {commentary} And all the fat…