We Win Again!
The winners of the Great Scottish Pop Quiz at the National Museum Of Scotland’s Rip It Up exhibition from a field of 40 (forty) teams – Throbbing Thistle. Also winners of best team name. Co-incidentally, the…
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Hit The Nazi
As part of the celebration of the upcoming publication of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, here’s an anti-fascist version of Hit The North: I’m punching Nazis for Jesus, It’s what he would have…
Socks On Fire
The racists are raging Burning their shoes They don’t like Nike Nike All this commotion For taking the knee Affecting their psyche Crikey You Your socks are on fire Hand me my scissors I’ll…
Totally Fired
Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. The crowdfunder for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here: Please follow and like…
Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin
Oh, those Russians There lives a certain man in Russia who is shonky He’s big and strong, size of a donkey He’s the latest squirrel distraction in the press In this whole govern mental…
500 Quid
When I woke up I was expecting to see The fascists in control over in France But instead, an electric company Called Macron was in charge, I shat my pants Cos I’d wagered 500 pounds…
Fashion Tips For Footballers
Long shorts, long socks Cheeky little flash of knee Neck trim, long sleeves Massive gloves on the goalie Football fashion Football fashion Technicolour football boots Funky hairdos Artesan shin pads Crappy tattoos Waistcoat optional…
Subtweet Good To Me
As Germany crash out of the World Cup, Kay Burley does the biggest subtweet in history… Tank girl, Dugdale isn’t it a pity We don’t want you to contribute to the kitty This is bam…
Ally and Johnny
Ally McCoist continues to astound with his World Cup commentary as he reveals that he met up with Johnny Rotten on a plane once, as fellow commentator Jon Champion witters on about Johnny Rotten’s…
Mark Lawrenson
Everybody’s favourite co-commentator at the World Cup, really is a fun guy. No, really. Watch the video for evidence… Robert Peston, Alan Hansen The love children of Charlie Manson Hansen is as Hansen does Time…