Banish The Traitors Eno Collaboration
Celtic fans express their disgust at The Traitors version of the Half Man Half Biscuit number ‘Eno Collaboration.’ see also:
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Canada Mexico USA Let’s Go!
Canada, Mexico, USA, let’s go Canada, Mexico, USA, let’s go Scott McTominay overhead. Goal! Lawrence Shankland tap it in. Goal! Kieran Tierney. Blast it. Goal! Kenny McLean. Half way line. Goal! Do you remember…
Absorbing The Greek
We’re all going to Greece on our holidays We heard it’s a riot out there Lots of sun but not much money Lots of broken earthenware I heard they don’t like the euro I…
Franz Kafka’s The (Tyne) Castle
If Franz Kafka supported Heart Of Midlothian. Suggested by this post by Lewis Miller. It is said when he read There wisnae existential dread People were in fits of laughter Let’s all raise a…
Plymouth (I Fucking Love It)
Plymouth defender Nikola Katić on Daytime ITV after beating Liverpool tells it like it is. Backed by Rocket From The Crypt. see also: Fuck Songs Reckless Football Club Anthems
Albert Camus
A proper stramash-up of Albert Camus at the football with The Fall’s ‘Kicker Conspiracy.’ see also:
Quell Those Celebrations
Quell those celebrations Put your emotions on hold V.A.R. abominations Make my blood run cold I’m suffering from vartigo: The fear of celebrating a favourable outcome prematurely It’s like waiting for exam results Anxious…
Falling Out Of Love With Football Again
feat. Tom Leonard sitting guzzling a can of Newcastle Brown, watching Scotsport, humming the first movement of Nielson’s third symphony. Happy as Larry you might say… I’m watching the Euros and I’m getting bored Nobody’s…
I’m Going To Spain (2-1 mix)
I’ve sold my car thrown in my job I’m 34 years old I think it’s time I saw the world coz I hate the cold and rain and grey I’m going to Spain Cousin…
Planet McCoist
Ally McCoist and Sam Matterface discuss who are the tallest people on Planet Earth. see also: