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Doctor Who’s Dream

  Let’s suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream you wanted to dream…   from the album The Freewheelin’ Doctor Who

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The Freewheelin’ Doctor Who

Bob Dylan meets Dr Who album out now. Tracks: Blowin’ Up The World Girl From The Planet Gallifrey Master Of War Down The Time Stream Who’s Blues A Diamond Rain’s A-Gonna Fall Don’t Think Twice,…


New English National Anthem

Following Iran’s lead in not singing their national anthem at the World Cup in Qatar, it has been suggested that England adopt the Swiss Reckless Eurovision entry.   Based on a tune by John Cage….


Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)

The Conservative peer Michelle Mone and her children secretly received £29m originating from the profits of a PPE business that was awarded large government contracts after she recommended it to ministers   Lady Mone – tacky, tacky…


Independence Generation

  I was sayin’ let me out of here before I was even born, It’s been a long time coming It’s frustrating to observe what the mirror does But when I die it better not…


Loony Dook

As the Loony Dook is now dropped from the official Edinburgh Hogmanay corporate greed fest, we celebrate the good old days.   Jump! There’s an old tradition that goes back to the 80s That we…



Shabby Road

Brand new Meatless album. Tracks: I Am the Alt-Truss When I’m Five Feet Four I Wanna Freeze Your Nan Pay Stripper Removing the Benefits of Mr. Kite! Non-Dom Man Five Penny Lane A Waste of…


Darkened Corridors

  That saying that there is light at the end of the tunnel means zilch to me I stared as hard as is possible I’ll never be what you’re looking for So I walk along…


Musk!

  Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…