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Emily Thornberry

  Emily Thornberry Matron in hi-vis Merrily Corbyn free Warm beer with a fizz She took the piss out of white van man With an English flag and then ran Back into the land of…

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I’ve Been To Amsterdam

  Hey Rebecca Long Bailey That’s an interesting name You’re a double barrelled mother In a working class game I’ve no doubt you dream about The things you’ll never do But, first let’s talk about…



Handy Nandy

  Time to tool up Time to tool up Lisa Nandy is waving her stick Time to tool up Time to tool up Nandy’s waving her baton Please follow and like us:


Get John Donne

  Who casts not up his eye to the sun when it rises? But who takes off his eye from a comet, when that breaks out? Who bends not his ear to any bell, which…


Carlaw Jackson

  He got carried away in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout Talkin’ ’bout Carlaw Jackson What the fuck are you banging on about? Carlaw Jackson, he’s gonna blow a fuse, Yeah, Carlaw Jackson,…


Nae Tommy, Nae Song

  Young man, there’s no need to feel down I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground I said, young man, there’s a new word in town And it sounds just like nae Tommy…


Get It Up Ye

  Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…


Keir Starmer

  Who is this guy? Keir Starmer – I thought he was a Tory but he’s another Labour phony Oh oh Squeaky bum time yeah Keir Starmer – is he better than Jess Phillips? Is…


Iran’s So Far Away

  On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked…