Vote Them Out
If you’re working class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re middle class Get up off your arse And vote them out If you’re upper class Sit back, have another glass…
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Put A Phone In Your Pocket/Laura
Laura got a tory nut, she bought him for a line Peston had another one, he paid for all the time She put a lie on the internet, she made it all up While…
Ballad Of Matt The Hancock
I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…
Talented Coloured People
Take a picaninny And a watermelon With a touch of blue blood And you got the kind of immigrant the Tory Boys like They love a bit of Latin rhetoric Imperial not metric, yeah…
Putting Communism In The URL
JC, more smears It’s been going on for years On all news and websites It’s so blatant now they have to try Something even sneakier, the media smell Putting communism in the url They…
I Don’t Know Prince Andrew
I’ve been around for such a long time now I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao And it was my idea to build Stonehenge I invented sausages and common sense So I don’t care what…
There’s A Clown In The Tube Station This Morning
The door is open Mr Livingstone you should know better than this What are you doing? The scuffed, dirty shoe Is stuck in the door. Let me go, let me on He mumbles and…
Marr, He’s Making Lies At Me
Marr, he’s making lies at me Marr, he’s no awfy nice to me Marr, he is breakin’ guidelines Of the BBC Mercy! Let my conscience guide me! Marr, he wants to harry me Stuff yer…
Jellyfish Johnson
For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…
Rudy
words: @Tucker5Law It’s not Putin he said, it’s Joe Biden instead And there’s so little else occupying his head There is nothing he needs, ‘cept an oligarch’s greed And he might just be fucked,…