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  Stick the covid up yer jacksy I’ve got another cunning plan Just a few suggestions Don’t ask me questions I’m a non-answerable man How everything works is a mystery It’s like the changing of…

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Lying’s The Drug

  Denial, distraction, delay It ain’t no big thing There’s no problem, not a thing It ain’t no big thing It’s all going well Aggravate them for a few days Say the problem is covid…


It’s Not Easy Being PM

  It’s not easy being PM Having to remember how many kids I’ve got -seven! And I think it could be nicer Lying on a yacht Or lying anywhere really I’m really good at that…


Sticky Issues On A Muggy DC Afternoon

  The tax man’s taking all your dough But here comes Biden and BoJo Sticky issues on a muggy DC afternoon A lovely atmosphere in the White House I’m warm and cosy in my blouse…


Life On Barrs

  It’s a godawful Scots affair To the guy with the ginger hair In his tammy, he’s yelling ‘No’ He’s been conditioned to say so Gordon Brown is nowhere to be seen As we walk…


Running Out Of Energy

  Is your thermostat still working Can you turn the heating down Is your supplier still in business Or been driven into the ground Remember back before all this shit Running wild and running free…


Yes Because

  Yes because I want to say goodbye Do you think that I will sit and cry Watching Westminster rip us apart Tearing out our soul and our heart Yes because I think and I’m…


Vera Lynn Resurrected

  We’re bringing back the blitz Vera Lynn resurrected We’re gonna use the groat Imperial not metric Mmmm Brexit Eating tripe and gruel Watching Love Thy Neighbour And Mind Your Language And just for a…


Liz Truss

  Ooh ooh ooh Liz Truss Put this on the side of a bus Pork markets are us Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese The minute we saw your face When you said that is a disgrace We fell…


Gie’s A Shot

  I could be a pensioner, a student or on duty I could live in Glasgow, Aberdeen or Tillicoultry I could be a plumber from Lochgelly or Kirkcaldy I just want the vaccine running through…