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Nebulous

  Nebulous No free movement of people The EU will fight you down (tell me why) When you see Junker. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Let me tell you if you’re not wrong (then, why?) Everything is all right…

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In The Name Of Jesus!

As David Dumblebee bids farewell to Question Time, we remember its greatest ever mad bloke in the audience… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and like us:


Theresa!

Lock up your daughters Lock up your sons Lock up your dalmations You had 99 problems and that’s pretty bad, son But now you’ve got over 101 Theresa! Your human rights Are in her sights…


They Shoot Horseshit Don’t They?

  Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…



The Hoover

  Ross Thomson has been tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug app exists that supports fictional children working in a Colombian cartel’s “cocaine factory”. What a riddy. R. O . S . S….


It’s Raining Contempt

  Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to all sources, she hasn’t long to go ‘Cause tonight for the first time In the houses of parliament For the first time in history The government’s…


Tory In A Foodbank

  Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…



You’re So Vain

As the president wanders about lost on stage screaming ‘I’m a non-entity, get me out of here!’ we remember how he got there… You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking onto a yacht…