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Not Moving On

  You ask us to lay off the heat on the man you love You tell us you’ve got a plan, well that’s a laugh Oh who are you to tell us what to do?…

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Testing Out My Vision

  Oh, my I’m bigger I’m bigger than you and you are not me The lengths that I will go to The distance to my dad’s Oh no! I’ve said too much! I set it…


The Ballad of Dom and Bojo

words: @wintee, illustration: @HopelessSurfer   Running for a car down in London Trying to get to County Durham The government said, get back here instead You know they didn’t even give us a chance. Christ…



Hard Day’s Lying

  It’s been a hard day’s lying, and I’m smirking like a cat It’s been a hard day’s lying, I should be sleeping like a rat But when I drive in my car I find…


Dom Promised You A Rose Garden

  I have a hardon To be speaking from the rose garden Everything will be fine Everybody must resign some time When you take you gotta give so live and let live Or let go…


Truth Twisters

  Ahh Ahhh, Ahh Ahhh You better stay home, you better take care Unless you are Dom then you just go anywhere Go to Castle Barnard – it isn’t that hard But if you’re a…


A Dom In Downing Street

  Well the veins stick out on his head There is no marrow in his bones Fear and hate linger in the air A strictly no-go deadly zone We all know what he’s doing here…


My Way

  And now Durham is near I’ll put a final spurt on My friend stay six feet clear I’m head of state, of that I’m certain I drove 500 miles I travelled each and every…


Oh, The Pretty Things

After it was noted in an obituary that Phil May of The Pretty Things introduced Norman Wisdom to drugs, I couldn’t resist this homage. R.I.P. Phil May. And Norman Wisdom.   Wake up, you sleepy…