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Elton John opens the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest with a radical re-interpretation of Rocket Man: If there is one thing in my life I’ve learned as I get older It’s the incredible healing power…
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Northampton Feeling
I slipped out this morning from Farthing Wood Went down the high street to look for food Climbed on the roof of a chemist shop I scratched my arse and down I dropped Northampton…
These People
Boris Johnson: “These people!” Kirsten Oswald :“The new daily allowance for the unelected and unaccountable peers being stuffed into the House of Lords by the Prime Minister is set to rise to £323. The…
Do You Know What You’re Scrolling For?
Do you know what you’re scrolling for? Is there a text or image you just can’t ignore? What are you scrolling for? Do you know? Do you get what you’re hopin’ for Do you…
Do The Queensferry Walk
As the Queensferry Crossing is closed for the first time, we hark back to the time when I, a local, was refused permission to walk across it. Oh, the infamy! I wanna walk across…
Storm Doris (She’s Got Harry Lauder Eyes)
As Storm Ciara howls on, here’s a reminder of previous hoolies: There’s a good old Scottish custom that has stood the test o’time, It’s a custom that’s been carried out in every land and…
Cunt Of The Century – the song
From the Supertrump album, ‘Isis? What Isis?’ – a brief synopsis of the wit and wisdom of Donald Trump. Accompanied by the second half of Supertramp’s ‘Crime Of The Century’ Please follow and like…
Say It Ain’t No, Murray
Say it ain’t No, Murray Say it ain’t No Now you’re working for the SNP And they’ve got a right to know Say it ain’t No, Murray Say it ain’t No I’m sure you…
B.A.B.Y.
Baby, ooh baby I love to call you baby Baby, oh oh baby Everyone can see you’re a baby When you open your mouth A whole lot of shit pours out And we can’t…
Brexitday
Trust The Meatless to commemorate the occasion with a hellish stramash up of Birthday by The Beatles, Shut Down SETI by The Drones and Ode To Joy from Clockwork Orange. You say it’s your…