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Viva Catalonia

  I went to a poll station at the local school All the cops were waving their sticks, it wasn’t cool They were hardly indiscreet They were there to beat beat beat At the local…

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It’s Ma Pairty

  Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone Jola left the same time Why was he holding her hand When the job became mine It’s my party, and I’ll resign if I want to Resign…


Mate, Shut Up

  When Fabio Fognini met Andy Murray, it was ‘Mate, shut up!’ Please follow and like us:


Only Pools And Horse Manure

  As Glasgow’s Lord Provost reveals her shoes and knickers collection, we are reminded of the old MPs expenses scandal of yore: Stick a pony in me pocket I’ll pay for riding lessons too If…



Indy’s Coming

  Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…


Carlaw Jackson

  He got carried away in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout Talkin’ ’bout Carlaw Jackson What the fuck are you banging on about? Carlaw Jackson, he’s gonna blow a fuse, Yeah, Carlaw Jackson,…


Axe Me

  Loch Ness is nice, and Loch Ness has a monster Who I still believe in And am keen to foster Skegness is nice, and Skegness is bracing It’s in Lincolnshire And is South East…


Rory Stewart (Let’s Talk About Brexit)

  I fell down the stairs, cracked my ribs And try to be authentic and spontaneous So, what I’m saying there is that I have, unfortunately, principles Let’s talk about Brexit, eh? I am Ro…


Doing It With It

  Ah look at all the lonely people Ah look at all the lonely people Doing it with it on a computer D’you know that it’s called CAD It’s in 3D They can build houses…