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Fly Bonny Boat

  See that bonny boat like a bird on the wing Floating near Banff in the sky Bending the light, it’s a form of mirage Known as Fata Morgana Isn’t science wonderful? Things are not…


Lucy Rimmer R.I.P.

Another ex Fall member gone. Here’s Lucy Rimmer singing the Jeff Lynne song ‘Birthday’ from the Sinister Waltz compilation album.   She had a birthday yesterday, she cried Took off her glasses, let her hair…


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…


I Hate You Butler

  Blakey in trouble after being reported to the polis for hate crime. From the album C’Mon My Bus by Snarks see also: Hasta Manana Arthur


Rowling Trolling, Trolling

  Rowling, trolling, trolling, keep them tweets a flowing, Keep the hatred growin’ Inside! Keep movin’, movin’, movin’ Though they’re disapprovin’ Keep them cybernats movin’ Online! Don’t try to understand ’em Just rope and throw…



Monarchy Medley

As photo manipulation enters the bizzarro royal saga, here’s an old Reckless video from 2013 showing just how easy it is to mess about with pixels. see also:  Parasites You Gotta Fight For The Royal…


Manchild (Dross remix)

  Douglas Ross throws another tantrum and threatens to thcweam and thcweam until he’s thick. Cos he can. see also: Douglas Ross Ya Fucking Wanker Douglas Useless


Manic Cuntday

The cunt is back. Savour his name being ‘misspoke’ on live TV and radio. See other previous contributors below…   Sixth of December, 2010 James Naughtie on the Today programme… I guess I just won’t…