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Omicron

  Yet another new strain of this virus Didn’t see that coming, out of Africa Is it Dr WHO that names these variants? Now I’m able to speak Greek conversationally Omicron Working up to Omega…

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The Red Flags

  The people’s flag is deepest red Stained with the blood of Iraq dead Now Tony Blair tells Keir Starmer It’s time to wage another war It’s time to reject wokeism Wage war against socialism…


Rich Fuckwits

  Once upon a time there was consensus When we agreed to differ on politics But now we are governed by the senseless Which no-one seems to know how to fix Rich fuckwits Propped up…


Smack A Space Rock

A spacecraft has launched on a mission to test technology that could one day tip a dangerous asteroid off course.   Nasa’s Dart mission wants to see how difficult it would be to stop a…


Hingum-Tringum

  Hingum-tringum Hingum-tringum Hingum-tringum People say it’s all an act and we agree The bumbling’ s a cover, he’s a cunt you see They say it’s a distraction, but he’s also dull Feeble and barely…


Peppa Pig Boris

  The prime minister of Great Britain says things. With Fake Hypocrite Trap remix. see also: Modern Major Orator Cock In A Tik Tok


Marr, He’s Making Lies At Me

  Marr, he’s making lies at me Marr, he’s no awfy nice to me Marr, he is breakin’ guidelines Of the BBC Mercy! Let my conscience guide me! Marr, he wants to harry me Stuff…


Raw Sewage

  Down on the beach on the Kent coast They’re growing poop tomatoes Raw sewage is sure to come-a-running to you Shit flowing into the sea, watch it pour Hundreds of tomatoes growing on the…


Gillian McKeith

  Gillian McKeith Gillian McKeith Scraping off the faeces stuck to her teeth Gillian McKeith Gillian McKeith Shit faced Literally Gilly, Gilly, Gilly, Gilly Gilly, Gilly, Gilly, Gilly She loves to sniff your shit Because…


Close To Royalty

  Why do birds fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by? Unlike me, you’re a member of the royal family With a shotgun* Why do fools get down on one knee For…