Pandemic Of Stupidity
There’s a pandemic of stupidity spreading throughout the land From government to banjo players and some football fans They’re all good clean Britishers abiding by the law Sticking up for freedom of speech and…
Hear hereThere’s a pandemic of stupidity spreading throughout the land From government to banjo players and some football fans They’re all good clean Britishers abiding by the law Sticking up for freedom of speech and…
Hear herePeople stared when she joined the SNP Everybody called her a nippy sweetie But Nicky rose above them at the referendum And re-invented herself as Ziggy Sturgeon She wasn’t on the right She wasn’t…
See that bonny boat like a bird on the wing Floating near Banff in the sky Bending the light, it’s a form of mirage Known as Fata Morgana Isn’t science wonderful? Things are not…
Anas Sarwar – wotcha gonna do? ‘Redistribute the wealth from the many to the few’ It’s a bold move – only you could Pull off a reverse Robin Hood How many gaffes can one…
I saw you on the BBC An apple fell far from the tree Sarah Smith I wonder what you could mean You said Nicola Sturgeon enjoyed the opportunity To set her own lockdown rules…
The Saudi Arabia crown prince He gives me loads of cash I’m not the person to convince He might be a little rash Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this? Are you…
As Alex Salmond hosts a show on RT, here’s a reminder of the theme tune to the Sensational Alex Salmond Band in Russian. And here’s the English translation: We have whisky for breakfast Fuck…
Watching poor tories Suffer again Now they’ve decided That they are in pain False victimhood babies Say they can’t admit They are conservative Without taking a hit On their High horses Getting carried away…
Gordon Brown drones on about his favourite subject backed by The Ramones song ‘Pinhead.’ Gabba gabba hey! Gary Gibbon hey! Title by Rose Garnett @dead_central
Alex Cole Hamilton is my MSP A pompous, patronising prig is he He loves Jo Swinson like a sister in his head And here is something else he also said: Now I know how…