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Woke Train

  People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…

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She’s Got It

  Updated version of the Suella Braverman track from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ Full album available for free here. see also: Rwanderer Suella Braverman


Leathery Carapace

  Lord, it’s hard to be humble… “Elites have open contempt for those who are not members of their rarefied class. Much of the media is in cahoots with those elites, peddling political narratives rather…


Seven Deadly Bins

  Oh oh the dustbin men at No.10 Think it’s such a fucking shame That the sinister prime minister Never makes them daisy chains They’re swapping disappointing incidents While offshore another boat pulls in And…


Top Of The Popstock Vol.4

The fourth volume of Mark E Smith doing his thing over various pop tunes. Tracks: Chip Priest I’m A Mekon How I Wrote Terror Man Totally Wire Beatles Bones Is This New Order? Hard Life…


How I Wrote Terror Man

  Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…


Chip Priest

  GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate


Two Cheeks Of The Same Arse

  Chris Law makes a valid observation in Parliament concerning Tories and Labour. Backed by the theme tune of ‘Bottom.’ see also: Arse Shove Yer Subtly Nuanced Ironic Wit Up Yer Arse. Sideways.


Raac In The High School

  Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…


Rudy

words: @Tucker5Law   It’s not Putin he said, it’s Joe Biden instead And there’s so little else occupying his head There is nothing he needs, ‘cept an oligarch’s greed And he might just be fucked,…