Indy’s Coming
Indy’s coming, indy’s coming, Indy’s coming down the road, When you hear the noise of the indy girls and boys Indy’s coming down the road Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming, Brexit’s coming down the road,…
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Mouldy May
Wake up, Theresa, I think I got something to say to you It’s time for breakfast and you really should be eating food I know you like gammon and ham, but I’ve only got…
Mouldy Old D’Oh
Theresa May has revealed that she will not throw away a jar of jam if it has gone mouldy on top. She scrapes off the mould and eats the good preserve left underneath. Mmmmm….
Questionable Times
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You’ve Gotta Fight For Your Centrist Party
Fuck it! Can I get a consonant, a vowel and a sum? Can I get a crucial conundrum? If you want a party that isn’t left or right Then be a centrist wizard, not…
The Ross Boys LP
After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…
It Wisnae Me
Brexit gets me stressed out So I’m drinking in the Strangers Bar Picture this I was on my tenth shot Eating complimentary caviar How could I forget that I was Aberdeen South MP All…
Special Place In Hell
Why don’t you ask May if she’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask Corbyn if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why don’t you tell me who has…
Marxist Extremist
As Karl’s grave is back in the news after being defiled, we salute one of his biggest fans: Are you ready Jez? Uh-huh Oh what’s so funny about health And the equal distribution of wealth…
Posh Twat In The Pig
It’s the year of the pig, so here’s everybody’s favourite pig fucker to celebrate: Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron…