Who’s that crawling up Whitehall Heading for a great big fall A cross between Siegfried and Roy And one of their tigers, boy Boris The Ligor… Creepy, Crawley like Paul Morley Creepy creepy crawly crawly…

  Come with me, Donald Trump To the sea, the sea of love I want to show you how much I haven’t a clue Don’t forget how much I’m loved Admired, worshipped and adored I…

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In Scotland,  alcohol sales drop as the government’s minimum pricing bill kicks in. So here’s the song of the same name from the musical Oliver Pissed. Listen here. I wake up in the morning with…

On Pennsylvania Avenue I never thought I’d need to read a book Need to read a book But this one’s called an atlas and It’s got pictures of sky and sand So I looked up…

Scottish Secretary David Mundell decides to back Michael (Charlie) Gove for prime minister. Oh dearie me. Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got you Yer crunching…

Don’t come round here, Don’t come round here, We’ve done away with Project Fear We’ve moved on to Project Farce Boris Johnson – what an arse The cunt, the cunt, the country Is rudderless and…

As Irish fishermen defy the Scottish government by entering the disputed waters off Rockall, we recall the classic They Might Be Gannets song:   Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making…