Nebulous
Nebulous No free movement of people The EU will fight you down (tell me why) When you see Junker. (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha) Let me tell you if you’re not wrong (then, why?) Everything is all right…
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In The Name Of Jesus!
As David Dumblebee bids farewell to Question Time, we remember its greatest ever mad bloke in the audience… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and like us:
Theresa!
Lock up your daughters Lock up your sons Lock up your dalmations You had 99 problems and that’s pretty bad, son But now you’ve got over 101 Theresa! Your human rights Are in her sights…
They Shoot Horseshit Don’t They?
Here we go Round and round the floor Together in shite Pure bullshit Over bloody Brexit Whatever This time Theresa and Jeremy We should put them out of their misery Whatever It’s time They…
Where Do Santa’s Reindeer Shit?
Where do Santa’s reindeer shit? It must be in the skyImagine walking under it and being hit in the eyeYou’d think the streets on Christmas day would be quite a stink That’s why you’ll always…
The Hoover
Ross Thomson has been tricked by a TV crew into believing a fake drug app exists that supports fictional children working in a Colombian cartel’s “cocaine factory”. What a riddy. R. O . S . S….
It’s Raining Contempt
Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to all sources, she hasn’t long to go ‘Cause tonight for the first time In the houses of parliament For the first time in history The government’s…
Tory In A Foodbank
Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…
David Attenborough, Where’s Your Camera?
Snow is rising all around us From the ground up through the trees Maybe it is climate change Or The Frozen Planet making a documentary David Attenborough, where’s your camera? Give us penguins and polar…
You’re So Vain
As the president wanders about lost on stage screaming ‘I’m a non-entity, get me out of here!’ we remember how he got there… You walked into the Whitehouse Like you were walking onto a yacht…