Noader Daim
Everybody’s been To Notre Dame cathedral Unless you’re American Then it’s Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt went to No Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt and his dug Noader Daim cathedral Two cunts went to…
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What On Earth Are We Doing To Ourselves? (And To Each Other)
As protesters bring traffic to a halt in London and Edinburgh, we re-issue this anthem by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band featuring Armando Iannucci on the catastrophe of climate change… Think of the…
Turdthumping
He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He spreads the brown on the curtains cos he’s never gonna wash again He smears his shit on the walls of…
Walking With Farage
I used to think we would be leaving the EU for sure And I couldn’t wait for the day when we’d all wave Bonjour (naw – it’s au revoir innit. Eh?) Now every time I…
Closer
It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer And now it’s even closer It’s closer than it’s ever been And now it’s even closer And now it’s…
Jackie Bird
OK boys, give us one of them Reporting Scotland couthy, homely wee country vibes Haud oan to yer Auntie Beeb’s pinny Ah wella everybody’s seen Jackie Bird Bird, Bird, Bird Jackie Bird Look at yersel,…
Julian Assange
Julian Assange Julian Assange He says the world is ruled by a giant blancmange He has all the secrets Revealing all the lies He told me that there was no mince in my mince…
Betty Boothroyd Doin’ The Doothroyd
Betty Boothroyd Betty Boothroyd doin’ the doothroyd We are through And there’s nothing we can do Oi! Please follow and like us:
Riddy
Riddy, What a riddy, Theresa’s croaking Like a dalek, it never ends And EU are making you croak It’s a pure riddy The first time that you had a vote You were trounced but…
The McBots
It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn! We are Scottish Nationalists Manipulating through our wrists We are the McBots We are the McBots We are the McBots (dissolve the union) We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)…