When you clear your throat and you just can’t stop
You need omeprazole to help your cough
If you’ve got Barrett’s oesophagus
Omeprazole for your acid reflux

So when your doctor says to you
You need omeprazole to see you through
You got to raise the roof with your rock ‘n’ roll
You’ll get no kicks with omeprazole

And when your voice cracks, you need something soothing
Omeprazole, and it’ll really start movin’, yeah

And when you’re in a mess and you feel like cryin’
Just remember this little song of mine
And as you go through life trying to reach your goal
Just remember what I said about omeprazole

And when your voice cracks, you need something soothing
Omeprazole, and it’ll really start movin’, yeah

Omeprazole, yeah (Omeprazole)
Omeprazole, yeah (Omeprazole)
Omeprazole, yeah (Omeprazole)

 

inspired by this article from Louder Than War

see also:

Hydroxychloroquine

What Would Cheetah Do?