Went to the docs and he said to me
Have I got blues for you
You got type 2 diabetes
No more sweeties for you

So many things I’m not supposed to eat
Or drink – boo hoo
But I ask my self in this state
What would Cheetah do?

I’ll get a wristband with initials
Like those Christian ones you see
But I won’t be asking Jesus
WWJD

I’d rather turn to Tarzan’s companion
and faithful chimpanzee
What food should I eat now
WWCD

Berries, nuts but no bananas
That’s where this plan lets you down
No more bananas
especially if they’re brown

No more biscuits
No more bananas

What would Cheetah do?

see also:

Guitarzan

https://www.dailyreckless.com/2019/05/21/alsation-strangulation/