Woke Train
People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train People all over the world Join hands Start a woke train, woke train* The HS2 must be derailed in Engerland The…
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She’s Got It
Updated version of the Suella Braverman track from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ Full album available for free here. see also: Rwanderer Suella Braverman
Seven Deadly Bins
Oh oh the dustbin men at No.10 Think it’s such a fucking shame That the sinister prime minister Never makes them daisy chains They’re swapping disappointing incidents While offshore another boat pulls in And…
Raac In The High School
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…
Rudy
words: @Tucker5Law It’s not Putin he said, it’s Joe Biden instead And there’s so little else occupying his head There is nothing he needs, ‘cept an oligarch’s greed And he might just be fucked,…
Fantastic Track Record
Rishi meets The Fall. Check the record, check the record, check the guy’s track record. Fantastic. He is not appreciated. see also: Ghosts Of Rishi Sunak’s Trousers You Should Be Hi-Financing
Sir Kid Starver
Submission with Keir Starmer, Laura Kuenssberg, Susanna Reid, The Sex Pistols and Bill Grundy. see also: 5000 Yobbos Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor
King Of The Cringe
Jeremy Vine for rent To the monarchy or government Just how low can he bow How now can he kow tow Oh ma’am what shall we do Even a raised eyebrow will do I’ll…
Too Many Johnsons
Piece of cake! Ooh Ooh Too many Johnsons living at No.10 Too many reaching for a piece of cake Too many Johnsons – it does not make sense Too many – give us a…
Lizard Of Osborne
I live in the Houses of Parliament I like prostitutes and Charlie and I am the Lizard of Osborne The Lizard of Osborne Hissing from my lair in the south With a silver spoon…