Politics


Completely Asunder

  It’s completely asunder Nobody in the country knows what’s going on Nobody in there knows what’s going on And you know nothing about what’s going on even inside the cabinet The cabinet’s at sea…


Stupidology

  Vote him out Vote him out… You can’t escape stupidology The way that he talks The way that he walks It’s there in his thoughts He’s gonna cause a catastrophe The way that he…


Gove On 45

  Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control Kick out the bams, motherfuckers Gove, Gove Gove,Gove Let’s do it. You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock. This…


Chris Whitty

  Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…


Rogue State

  Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what we’re heading for We are breaking international law Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what you voted for Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Merrily fuck you all


Scottish Tory Six Chip Twat

  I’m an MP child with a dead-end smile And a worm’s-eye point of view I know my way round Kincardine, eh? But I haven’t got a clue Now I regularly get asked as Conservative…


A Little Tin Of Soup

  Now when you’re feelin’ low and POTUS won’t bite You need a little tin o’ soup to put you right You gotta make like you’re president of the USA And then a little tin…



Ruth Britannia

  Ruth Britannia, can ya rule the plebs? They are getting uppity again Douglas loves ya and wants to declare war He couldnae fight a cold without asking his maw