Dominic
Dominic a nic a nic a A strategic mastermind He’s the brains behind the throne With a towering intellect And a towering forehead He’s a one man thunderdome Are these people really clever Or…
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The Sensational Alex Salmond Band
We have whisky for breakfast Fuck The Zeitgeist That’s how we get through The Daily Reckless Is our bible Pumping Irn Bru We are the Sensational Alex Salmond Band We are vocationally qualified to…
Totally Scunnered
I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered I’m totally scunnered Totally scunnered Can’t you see? Irn Bru ice cream I drank a jar of coffee And I took some of these And I’m totally scunnered Totally…
Is This Like Flu?
Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu…sual I’m not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate?…
In The Name Of Jesus!
As rabid eugenicist, Andrew Sabisky resigns, more volunteers come forward for Dominic Cummings’s barmy army… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and like us:
European
Elton John opens the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest with a radical re-interpretation of Rocket Man: If there is one thing in my life I’ve learned as I get older It’s the incredible healing power…
These People
Boris Johnson: “These people!” Kirsten Oswald :“The new daily allowance for the unelected and unaccountable peers being stuffed into the House of Lords by the Prime Minister is set to rise to £323. The…
Cunt Of The Century – the song
From the Supertrump album, ‘Isis? What Isis?’ – a brief synopsis of the wit and wisdom of Donald Trump. Accompanied by the second half of Supertramp’s ‘Crime Of The Century’ Please follow and like…
Say It Ain’t No, Murray
Say it ain’t No, Murray Say it ain’t No Now you’re working for the SNP And they’ve got a right to know Say it ain’t No, Murray Say it ain’t No I’m sure you…
B.A.B.Y.
Baby, ooh baby I love to call you baby Baby, oh oh baby Everyone can see you’re a baby When you open your mouth A whole lot of shit pours out And we can’t…