Politics

Humza Yousaf

  If you want to run a country then you know what you have to do Respect everybody in it and they’ll respect you If you don’t give a fuck ’bout the man shouting for…

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Birdhouse In Dingwall

  I’m your only friend I’m not Ashley your friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon Who watches over…


Indy Civil War

  When the janny comes cleaning up again – Hurrah! Hurrah! He’s coming with a bucket of sawdust yeah – Hurrah! Hurrah! Cos someone was sick on the battlefield The sweetcorn and vomit is congealed…



Whatever Happened To The BBC?

  Mick Lynch once again highlighting the ludicrously smug nature of much of the unlikely lads and lassies of BBC News journalism.  “They’re called questions” indeed.   see also: Mick Lynch BBC – You’re An…


Mediocrity

  Politics belong to everyone Not just to MSPs The chance to shine’s for everyone But we insist on mediocrity The wealth and the land you must understand The whole world and time Is yours…


Cutting Down On Conflict

  What happened to the angry eyes Who now just make a compromise They rebelled with the world as it stands Today less speech and less demands They’re cutting down on conflict What a turn…


Walking On The Weaker

  Late last night I went for a walk Down by the river near one of my homes I couldn’t believe with my own eyes And I swear I’ll never leave my home again Well,…


Ballad Of Matt The Hancock

  I’m Hancock, I contemplate The value of our precious union state I look off into the middle distance I know better than any of you cunts Every time you say Hancock It reminds you…