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An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…
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This Charmless Man
Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…
Brexit And America (Kippers For Breakfast)
Take a look at my boyfriend He’s the only one I got He’s my racist boyfriend Cos racism is really hot I’m gonna export running water And Mars Bars to America See the girls…
Gammon People
lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…
Trump Is A Cunt
It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…
Kim Darroch
UK Ambassador leaking out the diptels US president dishing dead cat smells Don and Boris – Clumsy and Inept, hey Spoiling us with Ferrero Rocher Kim Darroch, Kim Darroch, roch roch roch He gone…
New Korea Opportunities
Everybody’s happy in Korea Time to celebrate with a beer Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg? New Korea opportunities…
Bendy Bus Song
As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage… One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…
Boris Is A Lying Cunt
The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him…
Boris The Ligor
Who’s that crawling up Whitehall Heading for a great big fall A cross between Siegfried and Roy And one of their tigers, boy Boris The Ligor… Creepy, Crawley like Paul Morley Creepy creepy crawly crawly…