The Red Flags
The people’s flag is deepest red Stained with the blood of Iraq dead Now Tony Blair tells Keir Starmer It’s time to wage another war It’s time to reject wokeism Wage war against socialism…
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Rich Fuckwits
Once upon a time there was consensus When we agreed to differ on politics But now we are governed by the senseless Which no-one seems to know how to fix Rich fuckwits Propped up…
Hingum-Tringum
Hingum-tringum Hingum-tringum Hingum-tringum People say it’s all an act and we agree The bumbling’ s a cover, he’s a cunt you see They say it’s a distraction, but he’s also dull Feeble and barely…
Peppa Pig Boris
The prime minister of Great Britain says things. With Fake Hypocrite Trap remix. see also: Modern Major Orator Cock In A Tik Tok
Marr, He’s Making Lies At Me
Marr, he’s making lies at me Marr, he’s no awfy nice to me Marr, he is breakin’ guidelines Of the BBC Mercy! Let my conscience guide me! Marr, he wants to harry me Stuff…
Raw Sewage
Down on the beach on the Kent coast They’re growing poop tomatoes Raw sewage is sure to come-a-running to you Shit flowing into the sea, watch it pour Hundreds of tomatoes growing on the…
Close To Royalty
Why do birds fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by? Unlike me, you’re a member of the royal family With a shotgun* Why do fools get down on one knee For…
Irn Brury Fire and Fury
After seeing Nicola Sturgeon pictured with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez drinking Irn Bru, raging Scottish Tories get Douglas Ross to share a Tizer with Kirstie Allsop.* I hear that you have changed your famous recipe From…
Kakistocracy
Kakistocracy Please wear your mask dear The Lord above can see you Don’t you know people are dying to meet ya Bumble on, elbow bump, Benny Hill eejit This is what people want, they…
Glasgow
After the largest rally the city has ever seen, here’s Alasdair Gray himself on Glasgow. from the album Lanarky by Tommy Mackay see also: Lanarky Occupy The World