Eat Out To Help Out
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy Thanks to our wonderful Chancellor Rishi With these vouchers you are really spoiling us But only from Monday to Wednesday, cuz He knows what’ll get…
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There’s No Such Thing As A Border
There’s no such thing As a border between England and Scotland Well, what’s that thing Called the Scottish Borders? Aggravated, the blonde spare prick Won’t admit he’s blind and thick Jump up bubble up,…
Fucking Press Ups?
Press ups? Get down on your knees Ya pair of dungarees Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats Get some yoga mats Ya downward facing dogs It’s the terror of knowing these cunts…
Margaret Thatcher Y Fronts
Here come the “free speech” columnists Making profit for their boss Flexing their unsubtle wrists Tossing off some right wing toss In a national newspaper You’ll hear their constant moan Screaming out “Where’s our…
Ain’t No Boat
He says “It’s not you – it’s me I need a little time, a little space a plane to fly myself away you know?” Oh yes, I know a liar when I hear one…
I’ve Been To Amsterdam
Hey Rebecca Long Bailey That’s an interesting name You’re a double barrelled mother In a working class game I’ve no doubt you dream about The things you’ll never do But, first let’s talk about…
Peter Pandemic (Wetherspoons Wasteland)
Out there in the fields, fighting for pub meals We’re going back into normal I don’t give a shite, I know I’m right Djokovic and me will be forgiven, yeah, yeah, yeah Don’t cry,…
The Ballad Of Iain Gray
As former Scottish Labour leader Iain Gray announces he is to quit Holyrood, here’s a touching song based on his best bits, especially that time he was backed into Subway by Sean Clarkin. I…
Oligarchy In The UK
To the right. Now. I am an onanist I have a supple wrist I know what I want, I know how to get it Want to destroy And Get Brexit done Cos I wanna…