Politics


You Bet

  “I’ll bet you a thousand pounds to a refugee charity you don’t get anybody on those planes before the election. Will you take that bet?” “Well I want to get the people on the…


Feeble, Bloodless, Focus-Grouped Pusillanimity

  Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Feeble, bloodless, focus-grouped pusillanimity Do you remember the Labour Party? When it stood for equality? Do you remember party politics? Do you…



The Clown Is Dead

As Nicola Sturgeon calls him “a fucking clown” , a reminder of the final album release from Borrissey. 35 minutes of Reckless debauchery. Tracks: The Clown Is Dead This Guy Lying’s The Drug Brexit Street…


Comedy (Merriman version)

  MP Huw Merriman mistakes satire for actual news while confusing Art Attack’s Neil Buchanan for Social Affairs Correspondent Michael Buchanan.   The latest in the series of Cabe Early Car Crashes. see also: Wimbourne Town…


Necessary Hashtags

  Necessary Hashtags Necessary Hashtags WhatsApp Encryption I can’t stand the RAM Inside my Windows What is all this memory? The internet’s a sham Oh I remember News on the BBC Google is for terror…



Wimbourne Town Football Club

  Minister of State for Illegal Migration, Michael Tomlinson, makes an arse of himself on TV, backed by ‘Kicker Conspiracy’ by The Fall. see also: Carrie Bag Man Married Two Kids On The Block  …


We Are The Undead

“Nobody has ever committed a crime after being executed,” says Tory deputy chairman, Lee Anderson.  We beg to differ. Reminds us of the soundtrack from the zombie football film, Wraith Rovers… Walking home through Beveridge…