Politics

Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor

  Keir Hardie was the first, Arthur Henderson the worst, George Barnes, Ramsay MacDonald William Adamson, J. R. Clynes, George Lansbury, Clement Attlee – fun times Hugh Gaitskell, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan, Michael Foot, Neil…

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Liz Truss Fundraiser

As Liz Truss prepares to launch her social media platform, her fundraising campaign starts with flogging off a triple album boxset of her greatest hits. Click below for the Thick Lizzy catalogue. Pork Markets Alive…


Laughtivism

  Do you remember the Irony Revolution When we hilariously overthrew capitalism with our sarcastic cynicism and caustic wit The snark and the sneer at the heart of it Armed with barbed bon mots How…


Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)

    Lady Mone – tacky, tacky Lady Mone She’s got a sumptuous apartment overlooking the Tower Bridge When she’s all alone she only has to open up the door of her fridge For the…


Impeaches

  Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…


You Talk Shite, Hen

  Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There’s a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shite Then I turn the twitter on…


Darkened Corridors

  That saying that there is light at the end of the tunnel means zilch to me I stared as hard as is possible I’ll never be what you’re looking for So I walk along…



Tractor Porn

  I drove my tractor through your haystack last night Fnarr fnarr I made a film of it and it turned out alright But some guy in the house of commons watched it online And…


Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…