Ooh baby life’s just chaotic The prime minister is robotic It’s cuntissentially idiotic Dumb, desperate and despotic Together whatever we recall now Cuntissentially means fuck all now Whatever mystery life’s about There’s no doubt we’ll…

Theresa laughs at the Daily Mail graphs She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place in the side of our lives Where people love Olly Murs She turns herself ’round…

Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land His name is Ronny Jackson He says I have incredible genes It’s true – they make me look real slim I’m in great shape, svelte,…

  I know more about history than anyone So here’s a history class I’m gonna teach you a lesson Get medieval on your ass Before they invented rocks and stones Before they invented steel Cavemen…

  Nobody has more brains than me It’s cos I scoop your skulls like a zeitgeist zombie Nobody has more brains than me I am the smartest fellah To never close an umberella ella I…

  When the janny comes cleaning up again – Hurrah! Hurrah! He’s coming with a bucket of sawdust yeah – Hurrah! Hurrah! Cos someone was sick on the battlefield The sweetcorn and vomit is congealed…