Doomscrolling
There’s a pandemic that’s going ’round Turnin’ the joint upside down, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha cha cha There’s a president who’s going away Leaving chaos in his wake, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha…
Hear hereThere’s a pandemic that’s going ’round Turnin’ the joint upside down, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha cha cha There’s a president who’s going away Leaving chaos in his wake, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha…
Hear hereOh there’s a vacancy in Scottish Labour now Put a chain around my neck, and don’t make a row Oh let me be (oh let him be) You’ll have had your vow I’d like…
I’m not too bright – my name is Dickie I’m the leader of the Scottish Labour Party I’m all about the workers But the workers don’t know what I’m called And as for Scottish…
Oh she is posh and loaded but also funny The middle classes love her cos she’s so on the money Her name is Miriam (Margolyes) One in a million And she says whatever she…
I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…
Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…
Health minister, Matt Hancock, has no regrets about voting against free school meals. Backed by Edith Piaf and The Ramones.
As Downing Street defends Boris Johnson riding his bicycle seven miles from home, saying he complied with Covid rules, we remember when another Tory arse, Andrew Mitchell, got on his bike… I’ve got a fucking…
They’ve taken away my liberty Tadger Taser RIP Buffalo Bungle said to me Donald, where’s your twitter? Keep on scuffling, be my guest It’s a shame you’re all under arrest But I never really…
I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill, yeah I’m gonna whip it on my gonads…