Here come the “free speech” columnists Making profit for their boss Flexing their unsubtle wrists Tossing off some right wing toss In a national newspaper You’ll hear their constant moan Screaming out “Where’s our…
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The t-shirt of the album of the song. This LP was originally released in 2006. Way back in 1992, They Might Be Giants released ‘Apollo 18’. On that album was a unique track called ‘Fingertips’…
Back in the Barrowlands there is a back room Full of discarded Docs and scuffed monkey boots People ringing up asking where’s my ripped trainers? I lost them in the mosh pit pogoing last…
The tourist board sell Jimmy hats A tartan bunnet with ginger hair hanging out Oh, you wanna buy some Jimmy hats I blame Russ Abbot – he fills me with dread Cut off his…
Hey, where do we go? What is a nightclub? Nobody knows But it isn’t the pub Can I go dancin?, hey, hey Skippin’ the queue, jumpin’ in I don’t need no covid certificate Oh,…
I went down to the museum, To try and expand my cultural horizons, They had an exhibition on Gardeners’ World With lots of sound advice about what fertilizer Is best for growing your herbaceous…
Dom and Laura sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Interviewing for the BBC Pretending to be shocked but we could only see the big blouse (Big blouse) Big Dom’s blouse (big blouse) Nobody seemed to…
I don’t want to share my whisky but still do I don’t need to spend my money but still do Don’t pull a strop now, c’mon Strap it on now, c’mon It’s not a…
Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…
It’s covid time, and anti-maskers are afraid At covid time, to put cotton on their face And in our world of plenty, they can only think of themselves Raise your scissors high guys at…