Fashion

Big Dom’s Blouse

  Dom and Laura sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Interviewing for the BBC Pretending to be shocked but we could only see the big blouse (Big blouse) Big Dom’s blouse (big blouse) Nobody seemed to…

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Masks On, We’re All Marxists Now

  I don’t want to share my whisky but still do I don’t need to spend my money but still do Don’t pull a strop now, c’mon Strap it on now, c’mon It’s not a…


Scottish Political Anoraks

  Here are the clinical Unpolished facts For Scottish political anoraks Outside your bubble Nobody cares That you’re taking the trouble To split bawhairs Oh relax, don’t do it, when you want to retweet it…


Fear Of Cotton

  It’s covid time, and anti-maskers are afraid At covid time, to put cotton on their face And in our world of plenty, they can only think of themselves Raise your scissors high guys at…


Margaret Thatcher Y Fronts

  Here come the “free speech” columnists Making profit for their boss Flexing their unsubtle wrists Tossing off some right wing toss In a national newspaper You’ll hear their constant moan Screaming out “Where’s our…


Cummings!

  Dominic Cummings has been hired to help run No.10 So who is the divisive figure playing a key role in the government’s Brexit strategy? From Smurfland where we belong You don’t seem to know…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

  “I mean he’s so blatantly stupid He’s a punk He’s a dog He’s a pig He’s a con A bullshit artist A muck who doesn’t know what he’s talking about He doesn’t do his…



Only Pools And Horse Manure

  As Glasgow’s Lord Provost reveals her shoes and knickers collection, we are reminded of the old MPs expenses scandal of yore: Stick a pony in me pocket I’ll pay for riding lessons too If…


Sensible Shoes

  Sensible shoes, people Sensible shoes We’ve got a lot of marching and protesting to do Sensible shoes, people Sensible shoes It will be nourishing for our souls, so make sure your soles are new…