It’s covid time, and anti-maskers are afraid
At covid time, to put cotton on their face
And in our world of plenty, they can only think of themselves
Raise your scissors high guys at covid time

So say a prayer and pray for the stupid ones
At covid time, it’s hard but while you’re having fun
There’s a world outside your window, and it’s a world of dread and fear
People ripping tissues are screaming freedom in your ear

And the brain cells that they cling to are being drowned in froth
Well tonight they’re reaching out and touching cloth
Bring peace and joy this covid time to everyone
Except for selfish bastards with no clue ooooh

Why is helping others feared?
Why are grown adults scared?
Do they know they’re useless, I’m not sure

Here’s to you
Raise a glass to everyone
Carol Decker
And Mark Dolan
Do they know there’s a pandemic on at all?

Fear of cotton, do they know it’s not about them?
Fear of cotton, how would they cope in a war zone?
Fear of cotton, get a grip you utter arseholes
Fear of cotton, Ian Brown wants to be a corpse