I can’t be arsed doing anything,
Now is that covid?
I’m shit at snooker and dancing,
Now is that covid?
The sweater, sweater, sweatier I get
The more that I forget
If that is COV

I just get pissed or lie about,
Now is that, is that
I put my pants on inside out,
Now is that, is that
Rougher, rougher than a badger’s arse
I’m also crap at darts
Now that is COV

I can’t play the violin or piano
I can’t make banana bread or sour dough
Legge’s up with a book and a drink,
Now is that COV? It’s making you think,eh?

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