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Liz Truss

  Ooh ooh ooh Liz Truss Put this on the side of a bus Pork markets are us Say cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese The minute we saw your face When you said that is a disgrace We fell…

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Telt!

  Telt, he needed telling Telt, he’s such a bellend Telt, you know he needed telling, telt When Boris Johnson came up to Edinburgh He thought he’d pop along to Bute House to see Nicola…


Arse

An album of songs about Boris Johnson. Track listing: This Charmless Man Gammon People Boris Is A Lying Cunt Brexit And America Crazy Boris Kim Darroch We Have Blinked Bendy Bus Boris Brexit Clown Boris…


Gammon People

  lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…


Boris Is A Lying Cunt

  The 31st of October That’s when it will be all over, yes it will That’ll be the day the UK dies I am Boris Johnson’s son Never heard nothin’ but bad things about him…


Bannockburning

  On the anniversary of the battle, Brian Cox narrates the Battle of Bannockburn accompanied by The Ruts and The Cure. And why not?   from the album Bannockburning by The Plagiarist Please follow and…




Splash The Fash

  Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby) Splash the fash (splash the fash) C’mon c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, baby, now (Come on baby) Come on take out the trash (take out the…


Noader Daim

  Everybody’s been To Notre Dame cathedral Unless you’re American Then it’s Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt went to No Noader Daim cathedral Wan cunt and his dug Noader Daim cathedral Two cunts went to…