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Man Spider

R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…

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Have A Plate Of Tripe

It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and Beyoncé Are huge fans of this delicacy…



BBC Shortbread

Sally Magnusson admits live on air on Reporting Scotland that ‘this is a complete mess.’ Everybody sing! It’s couthy, it’s cringey Embarrassing and twee The Scottish news on the BBC It’s like watching a toddler…



I Am Nick Clegg

Now Nicky’s gone to Facebook, time to remember his finest hour. Ahem. I am Nick Clegg (iddle iddle iddle um) With the extra leg (iddle iddle iddle um) Yes, I have an extra leg down…


Nobody Lives Where I Live

Mark E Smith and some fucking guitars.   from the album Black Paternoster – The Gospel According To Matt, Mark, Luke and John. Listen here   Buy your copy of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…


Fall Clichés

  500 ex members 50 LPs – quotes used in a thousand pieces Always the same, always different The most overused of Fall clichés It only takes a glance at Wikipedia To get the guff…


Totally Fired

  Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. The crowdfunder for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here: Please follow and like…


Twat

  Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…