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Chip Priest

  GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate



Raac In The High School

  Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…


Dundee Oh!

  Living on the east coast, babe In an Angus paradise Where they call a spade a spade And it’s a peh not a pie The home of Macgonagall And the silvery Tay Dens Park…


Edinburgh Dream Machine

  As this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival kicks off, here’s Mark E Smith in a pub in Edinburgh singing along to David Essex’s ‘Silver Dream Machine.’ from the album Top Of The Popstock see also:…



X Enduction

Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…


Sir Kid Starver

  Submission with Keir Starmer, Laura Kuenssberg, Susanna Reid, The Sex Pistols and Bill Grundy. see also: 5000 Yobbos Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor


Cabaret Voltaylor

  Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…