Cummings!
Dominic Cummings has been hired to help run No.10 So who is the divisive figure playing a key role in the government’s Brexit strategy? From Smurfland where we belong You don’t seem to know…
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Get It Up Ye
Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…
Here In Scotland
Here, there are lots of things to do And panoramic views Of countryside completely surrounding you And here there’s plenty Labour tears You’re never getting back, never, never Basically, I guess it could be…
Sharon
Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Please follow and like us:
Someone’s Had A Lot Of Sex In This Uber
Well I was going to Heathrow, after leaving my hotel Going on my holidays to Cuba In the cab, there was a distinctive smell Someone’s had a lot of sex in this Uber Now…
I Don’t Know Prince Andrew
I’ve been around for such a long time now I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao And it was my idea to build Stonehenge I invented sausages and common sense So I don’t care what…
Jellyfish Johnson
For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…
Hey Jo
Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…
I Get So Drunk I Don’t Know Who I’m Voting For
I get so drunk I don’t know who I’m voting for I’m plastered in the polling booth and pissing on the floor I appreciate it’s probably against electoral law But I get so drunk…
Their Mummies All Told Them They’re Clever
If you’re Andrew Bridgen and you have to defend Jacob Rees Mogg and your other thick friends You are all of you fighting over one brain cell If there is any justice, then you’ll…