High Horses
Watching poor tories Suffer again Now they’ve decided That they are in pain False victimhood babies Say they can’t admit They are conservative Without taking a hit On their High horses Getting carried away…
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Fedrullizzzummm
Gordon Brown drones on about his favourite subject backed by The Ramones song ‘Pinhead.’ Gabba gabba hey! Gary Gibbon hey! Title by Rose Garnett @dead_central
Hey Ted Chippington!
I was walking down the road the other day and this bloke came up to me and said, I wonder what it would’ve sounded like if Mark E Smith and Ted Chippington did a…
Jacob Rees Cunt
Another cringeworthy Mogg outing, but this time with a pithy critique.
Braemar
The last time I was in Braemar it wisnae freezing We were driving along a single track road When a jeep came along, we saw the queen was driving So we pulled into a…
Cowdenbeath Goth
At Cowdenbeath Goth Friday domino winner Was Robbo Jock Moran was disqualified A sinner He chapped when he could play And wee Jimmy Izzat was grannied Wullie Smith had hard lines The rest o…
Away For A Jobby At Half Time (My Shit)
I am not throwin’ away my shit I am not throwin’ away my shit Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwin’ away my shit I…
Mutations Of Concern
Mutations of concern Mutations of concern Into this house were born Into this world were thrown In parliament he Is the death secretary Mutations of concern There’s a killer on the loose Aboot this…
D’you Know Whit Mate?
Bawjaws comes to Scotland and Glaswegians are asked their opinion. With backing by They Might Be Giants.
Non Essential Journey
So hard to find the inspiration To say 100,000 And try to sound as if you really care And your jokes don’t make me laugh They only make me feel like dying and in…