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Fade Away And Masturbate

  GBeebies, I hear you are dying Wrapped by Andy in a black black studio Fade away and masturbate Fade away and masturbate GBeebies, Darren Grimes is left Vibrating softly under his desk Slavering anchors…



The Boy From Germany

  From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs Not the words of the boys from Sparks But the boy from Germany, Karl Marx Religion is the opium of the people,…


Gina Coladas

  I was tired of my lady I’m already tired of this song I know what you’re thinking Hancock’s half hour’s too long So while she was out working I tried it on with my…



Shite Rabbie Burns

  If you go down to Leicester Square There’s a statue of William Shakespeare there Last weekend if you had a listen It came in for some unique literary criticism The tartan army were not…


Rio

  His name is Rio – Rio Ferdinand He’s never been this confident about England He can’t wait to get off here And ring the victory bells England are gonna win I can’t see anything…



Richard Madeley

  Richard Madeley dwells upon the Hitler Youth at bedtime It’s something to think about, like nicking bottles of wine Richard Madeley, he’s our man, Hero of our nation For his adventures, just stay tuned…