Half Man Half Biscuit with a dollop of Jethro Tull, David Bowie, The Sweet and Stephen Tin Tin Duffy in an epic stramash-up cacophony. see also:

  Richard E Grant, Mark E Smith, Wile E Coyote and Robert E Lee backed by They Might Be Giants and a smattering of Shamen and Roxy Music. see also:

  Upon hearing that Mark E Smith was planning on covering Madonna’s ‘Material Girl’ for The Fall’s last album.   see also:

  Elgar in Penda’s Fen mixed with ‘The Dream Of Gerontius,’  ‘Theme from Enigma Variations’  and The Fall’s ‘Dog Is Life/Jerusalem’. Enigma solved courtesy of the Daily Reckless. see also:  

  When I wake up well you know I’m gonna be I’m gonna be the man who wishes that he could Write a song But you know I can’t be arsed But I know that…

  All the schemes are grey and I’m sitting on a bus I’ve been for a walk to Glenrothes I’d be safe and warm if I was in Leslie Caledonia screamin’ in Kirkcaldy Stopped in…

  Wimborne resident Robert Fripp Attempted to woo my mother By buying her a Babycham Apparently she didn’t know what to do with the cherry An incident that clearly rankled As she still mentions it…