Tired Of Waiting For Sue Gray
So tired, tired of waiting Waiting for Sue Gray So tired, does she even have Any authority? It’s like putting your Auntie Jean in charge of the CIA And getting her to investigate that…
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Naebdy Telt Me
Well, everybody’s talking and splitting bloody hairs Everybody’s breaking rules and no one really cares There’s matches in the commons, just below the stairs Always something happening and nothing going on There’s always something…
Lightweight Blues
Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster And there’s not a friend to help you through Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer Drop your friends and start to sing the blues Thank…
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Boris?
words: Martin Rowson He has a drink but doesn’t think That anyone will care, Hosts a bash, goes on the lash Then claims he wasn’t there When asked for explanations He’ll blub it isn’t…
Michael Fabricant
Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee) On top of their head (on top of their head) Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue? Fabricant (Fabricant) Michael Fabricant (Michael…
Sound Of A Cunt
That’s the sound of a cunt smirking like a wean again That’s the sound of a cunt smirking and lying see also: Boris Is A Lying Cunt Party Party Party
Nigel Farage Mentally Tweets
Dear Andy You clearly do not understand me Nigel Farage mentally tweets Novak Djokovic is my friend And he needs me Nigel Farage mentally tweets He’s spent his career Drinking piss weak beer Hating…
Matt Berry Sez
A stramash-up of The Fall’s ‘Terry Waite Sez’ and Matt Berry. see also: When Mark E Smith Met Matt Berry Empire State Fall
2022
Here come 2022 Another year with nutting to do Might as well just sniff some glue Hello 2022 2,0,2,2 see also: 2021 2020
This Guy
John Bercow tells it like it is. see also: Bercow! Top Cunts