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War Against Sarcasm (WAS)

  In the country that was once known as England You can now be arrested for sarcasm I, I never kid You can now be arrested for sarcasm Thrown into jail prison Blah blah blah…


Canada Mexico USA Let’s Go!

  Canada, Mexico, USA, let’s go Canada, Mexico, USA, let’s go Scott McTominay overhead. Goal! Lawrence Shankland tap it in. Goal! Kieran Tierney. Blast it. Goal! Kenny McLean. Half way line. Goal! Do you remember…



Smile, People

  George Smiley meets  Samuel Beckett, The Cure and The Fall, inspired by this picture by Nick Brown. Can you spot the relevant people?


My Funeral Booklet

  I’m going walking in the hills To catch a certain pose Using my well practised skills Wearing sensible clothes It’s for a project I’m working on Called death – don’t overcook it Looking for…


Sad Bully

  Inspired by the sad version of the Bullseye theme tune as played by  @johnelewis@bsky.social on piano. Also featuring Denzel Curry and Luke Haines. Hear John here: Hhahahahahahahaaa — Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes (@seanreynard.bsky.social)…


Breaking Wind News

  Celia has been breaking wind in a hut again Listen Don’t look at the carpet, she dribbled something awful on it See She’s such a wonderful person But she’s got problems Oh-oh-oh-oh Celia, she’s…