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She Sells Brexit

  Red lorry, yellow lorry Parking on a runway Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit It’s insane Little Billy Brexit Won’t eat Greggs shit If he sees a vegetable he decks it He’s…

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Give Peas A Chance

  Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…



It’s Raining Contempt

  Humility is rising, Theresa’s getting low According to all sources, she hasn’t long to go ‘Cause tonight for the first time In the houses of parliament For the first time in history The government’s…


Nanny Is A Nazi

  I am Jacob, look at me I’m fwom the nineteenth centuwy I know Latin, I know Gweek That mummy May has got a cheek She said that I was a big baby But it’s…


Raking Bad

  The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…


Man Spider

R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…



Have A Plate Of Tripe

It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and BeyoncĂ© Are huge fans of this delicacy…