Don’t Call Me A Bastard, I’m A Wanker
No more golden boots for dancing Yeah Show us the money Joe Lycett Don’t call me a bastard, I’m a wanker Kick it in the head, call the banker Benders liked Beckham But no…
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Musk!
Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…
Comedy
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…
Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time
Constant repetition of Conservative catchphrases can be a tad irritating yes? see also: Strong And Stable Chemical Weapons
All That Glitters
Leader of the gaga gang, Rishi Sunak, accused of nicking Gary Glitter beats. Judge for yourself. Music: ‘Tiger Beat’, by Tigerblood Jewel. see also: The Decline And Fall Of Liz Truss Rishi Hood
Bring Back Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy I need him back on my TV He was only speaking the truth Come on Channel 4 News Bring back Krishnan Krishnan Guru-Murthy He never turned his mic off He…
Total Absolute Abject Chaos
Summary of yesterday’s news featuring Mark E Smith. Hyup! see also: Fun House Killing Minor Members Of The Family
What A Cunt
Krishnan Guru-Murthy reporting more truths. see also: Manic Cuntday Top Cunts – the song
Rwanderer
Well, I’m the type of girl who likes to run her mouth off Never in one place, I’ve ran from post, I’ve pissed off I was worse than Priti, but we’re all the same…