A Liz Truss Carol
Liz Truss, you used to hate the monarchy Now you are Lizzie’s biggest fan And you used to think that Brexit was a bad idea Now you’re anti-European If you don’t like my principles, I…
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Andrea Jenkyns
Education minister Show us yer middle finger Give us a sign please, Andrea Jenkyns You just intoxicate us By showing how much you hate us How could we not love you, Andrea Jenkyns Andrea…
Just Leave And Don’t Look Back
“Is he really going away this time?” “Well, there he is, let’s ask him” “Boris, is that Carrie’s ring you’re wearing?” “Mmm-hmm” “Gee, it must be great riding with her” “Is she picking you…
Fiona Bruce
Sunday Monday normal days Tuesday Wednesday – some more days But on Thursday she can say Wahey hey, what a day Have I got a show for you Fiona Bruce on Question Time She’s…
Mick Lynch
Mick Lynch Mick Lynch of the RMT Mick Lynch He’s killing it on TV Kay Burley, Richard Madeley, Tory ministers Mick Lynch Taking on the the lot and taking no prisoners Ooooh oooh Mick…
Send Him To America
If you want to rebuild him, send him to America We don’t want him in Scotland, just throw him to the FBI Well, we’ve already got the toxic waste A government that we never…
Walk Like A Binman
33 years ago Over a few cans of Kestrel At Invergowrie Services I said to the Bangles Swap Binman for Egyptian And you’ve got a hit The rest is history Susanna Hoffs said I…
Sniff On
Let’s draw a line and snort it up our noses Chop, chop, move on let’s feed our psychosis Let’s celebrate and have another party Forget wine time, now it’s time for Charlie Sniff. sniffy,…
Fuck The Jubilee
In 1977 I was seventeen Another Jubilee We sang God Save The Queen Now it’s 2022 We’re still ruled by the same old crew Now with added sweaty nonce too Fuck the jubilee Feed…
Alternative Platinum Party
Based on Happy Toast’s poster, here are clips from what, in a parallel universe, the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee party would actually sound like.