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Hey Jo

  Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…




Gie Us Some Peace

  Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…


The Declaration Of Arbroath

  It’s about time we had another national holiday Christmas, Easter and New Year are so passé The 6th of April sounds good to me When Bernard of Kilwinning tried to set us free He…



Technology Lessons

  Your mattress will monitor your nightmares Your fridges will beep for more cheese We’ll be culled by pink-eyed terminators And limbless chickens will run free You’ll see It’s the future according to me I…


Stop Prorogation

  Stop prorogation In the name of the supreme court Boris, Boris, I’m aware of what you do Each time you hear a ‘Boo!’ I know you’re in No.10 Meeting your other love again But…


Swinson (Starry Starry Eyed)

  Starry starry eyed Paint your palette blue and gray Wash those liberal tears away From eyes that know the darkness in your soul Further your career Invite more tories in, don’t hear Just how…