David Marshall
Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…
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Gie’s A Shot
I could be a pensioner, a student or on duty I could live in Glasgow, Aberdeen or Tillicoultry I could be a plumber from Lochgelly or Kirkcaldy I just want the vaccine running through…
Total Landscaping (Big Boys Don’t Cry)
Total landscaping Total landscaping Four Seasons Total Landscaping (escaping) Total landscaping (total landscaping) Next door to Fantasy Island (Adult books) And dildo shop with viewing booths (in the car park) Told Rudy we had…
Ever Get The Feeling You’ve Been Cheated?
Ah ha ha Ever get the feeling you’ve been cheated? 2.0.1.5 Ever get the feeling we’re living in the end times You’re breaking up, you’re breaking up The end of all the dead times…
Help Yourself
(Another Public Service Announcement by the UK Government) Help Yourself Fight germs in the airport lounge Fight germs on foreign beaches Fight your fears, sweat, blood and tears Recycle Churchill speeches Keep Mammon alive…
Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor
Keir Hardie was the first, Arthur Henderson the worst, George Barnes, Ramsay MacDonald William Adamson, J. R. Clynes, George Lansbury, Clement Attlee – fun times Hugh Gaitskell, Harold Wilson, James Callaghan, Michael Foot, Neil…
Let’s Do It
Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it Let’s do it, let’s declare independence Even the United States did it United Arab Emirates did it Let’s do it, let’s declare independence…
Fatima
words: Steve Pottinger @BigStevePoet Fatima’s working in cyber she’s learned how to snoop and to hack she’s talented, driven, and passionate her revenge a cold feast, not a snack Rishi’s bank account there on…
Tiers Of A Clown
There’s always a smile on my face God, it’s so easy to fool the public And when it comes down to cyberspace Now honey, that’s quite a different subject So just let this old…
COVID-19 Killed All Of The Bars
Remember when we’d go out for a drink or two A pint of Tennents, a vodka and Irn Bru Now we go to Tesco and stand in a long queue oh a oh Keeping…