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Failing

  I am failing I’m Chris Grayling I am hailing A taxi I’m e-mailing Michael Palin To make a non travel documentary I am bailing On the sailing Cos there’s no ships for this ferry…

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SingalongaMay

All your favourite totally topical tory tunes on one bumper compilation. Guaranteed to gie ye the dry boak. Tracks are: Cockney Brexit Knees Up Go Brexit David Davis Eyes Nanny Is A Nazi Nothing Has…


Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy

  Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston Allen – o.k. showdown Berger – funny tinge Smith Coffey – o.k. showdown Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan Leslie – and Gapes showdown* Showdown Take them away They’re as…



It Wisnae Me

  Brexit gets me stressed out So I’m drinking in the Strangers Bar Picture this I was on my tenth shot Eating complimentary caviar How could I forget that I was Aberdeen South MP All…


Special Place In Hell

  Why don’t you ask May if she’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask Corbyn if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why don’t you tell me who has…


Posh People

  Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason To live They sit in the commons Passing bills And they haven’t got Any discernible skills They eat posh…



The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall

  I know more about history than anyone So here’s a history class I’m gonna teach you a lesson Get medieval on your ass Before they invented rocks and stones Before they invented steel Cavemen…


Babybel’s Angels

  Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals After being fed cheese toasties from a van Lock up your…