How I Wrote Terror Man
Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…
Hear hereAre you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…
Hear hereGBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate
Wherein Les Dawson and Lulu duet, backed by Les on piano. see also: Thicker Than Lulu
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…
Living on the east coast, babe In an Angus paradise Where they call a spade a spade And it’s a peh not a pie The home of Macgonagall And the silvery Tay Dens Park…
As this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival kicks off, here’s Mark E Smith in a pub in Edinburgh singing along to David Essex’s ‘Silver Dream Machine.’ from the album Top Of The Popstock see also:…
Harry Secombe and Lauryn Hill battle it out for world leader. see also: Deep Jump
Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…
Submission with Keir Starmer, Laura Kuenssberg, Susanna Reid, The Sex Pistols and Bill Grundy. see also: 5000 Yobbos Tony Blair’s Mortgage Advisor
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…