The Declaration Of Arbroath
It’s about time we had another national holiday Christmas, Easter and New Year are so passé The 6th of April sounds good to me When Bernard of Kilwinning tried to set us free He…
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Kirona Vi Rus
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…
Michael Portillo’s Red Chinos
Always on TV, on another journey Michael Portillo’s red Chinos Off on a train, again and again Michael Portillo’s red Chinos I even saw them in Fife, heading up to Dundee It’s not top…
Laughtivism – the album
A brand new album for 2020. From the T to the O to the M to the M to the Y. From the M.A.C to the K to the A to the Y. On Spotify…
Northampton Feeling
I slipped out this morning from Farthing Wood Went down the high street to look for food Climbed on the roof of a chemist shop I scratched my arse and down I dropped Northampton…
Cummings!
Dominic Cummings has been hired to help run No.10 So who is the divisive figure playing a key role in the government’s Brexit strategy? From Smurfland where we belong You don’t seem to know…
Get It Up Ye
Isn’t it ironic that the Conservatives are now saying you should have voted for our crap deal and, no luck, we’ve made the deal even crappier. So get it up ye! Does that not…
Here In Scotland
Here, there are lots of things to do And panoramic views Of countryside completely surrounding you And here there’s plenty Labour tears You’re never getting back, never, never Basically, I guess it could be…
Sharon
Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Please follow and like us:
Someone’s Had A Lot Of Sex In This Uber
Well I was going to Heathrow, after leaving my hotel Going on my holidays to Cuba In the cab, there was a distinctive smell Someone’s had a lot of sex in this Uber Now…