Peter Pandemic (Wetherspoons Wasteland)
Out there in the fields, fighting for pub meals We’re going back into normal I don’t give a shite, I know I’m right Djokovic and me will be forgiven, yeah, yeah, yeah Don’t cry,…
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Staying In For The Summer
From the compilation album ‘House Music – C19‘ – written recorded or mixed during the Covid 19 lockdown 2020 We’re having a pizza crust with a topping of dust in the morning We’re having…
Cunteryfile
Neil and Nigel sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Talking bout nazis and slavery Scintillating commentary For Cunteryfile on BBC Oliver and Farage sitting in a tree Making up their own history Neil says to…
Jimmy Savile Was A Philanthropist
Jimmy Savile was a philanthropist Stick that on your list The next time you decide to defend a statue Try to think it through Why d’you think he felt the need to give away…
My Way
And now Durham is near I’ll put a final spurt on My friend stay six feet clear I’m head of state, of that I’m certain I drove 500 miles I travelled each and every…
Hydroxychloroquine
I’m a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of hydroxychloroquine* I’ve got my finger on the button of the nuclear bomb machine I am the world’s best baby boy The one who searches and…
Saint Dolly
words: mic wright – @brokenbottleboy ‘jolene’ and ‘i will always love you’ born on the same day 5,000 songs birthed the same way and all you can say is blonde hair and tits, had…
Olly Murs
Do you remember Pretty In Pink by The Psychedelic Furs? I’ll tell you who isn’t pretty in the pink – Olly fucking Murs He wants us to think he’s a cheeky wee tinker He…
Chris Whitty
Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…
Kirona Vi Rus
It should be safe to share this, but please wash your ears after listening. An E.P. of pandemic proportions. Track Listing: I Touch My Face Is This Like Flu? I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers…