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Musk!

  Why don’t you ask him if he’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask him if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why won’t the text come through to…


Comedy

  Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…


Rishi Sunak’s Trousers

  Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…



All That Glitters

  Leader of the gaga gang, Rishi Sunak, accused of nicking Gary Glitter beats. Judge for yourself. Music: ‘Tiger Beat’, by Tigerblood Jewel.   see also: The Decline And Fall Of Liz Truss Rishi Hood


Bring Back Krishnan Guru-Murthy

  Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy I need him back on my TV He was only speaking the truth Come on Channel 4 News Bring back Krishnan Krishnan Guru-Murthy He never turned his mic off He…




Rwanderer

  Well, I’m the type of girl who likes to run her mouth off Never in one place, I’ve ran from post, I’ve pissed off I was worse than Priti, but we’re all the same…