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Here In Scotland

  Here, there are lots of things to do And panoramic views Of countryside completely surrounding you And here there’s plenty Labour tears You’re never getting back, never, never Basically, I guess it could be…

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Sharon

  Celebrity Mastermind contestant has a stab at trying to guess who Greta Thunberg is. Set to the Batman theme by the Brian Setzer Orchestra. Please follow and like us:



I Don’t Know Prince Andrew

  I’ve been around for such a long time now I still remember overthrowing Chairman Mao And it was my idea to build Stonehenge I invented sausages and common sense So I don’t care what…


Jellyfish Johnson

  For a while, the BBC knew what to do Setting up an interview With Andrew Neil on their side We thought we knew what was true For a while, we paid no mind to…


Hey Jo

  Hey Jo, where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Hey Jo, I said where you goin’ with that cheque in your hand? Alright I’m gonna take the SNP to court You know…




Gie Us Some Peace

  Everybody’s talking about The government regiment, vehement management Embarrassment in Parliament Postponement entanglement Impeachment excrement Stick it up your fundament All we are saying is gie us some peace All we are saying is…


The Declaration Of Arbroath

  It’s about time we had another national holiday Christmas, Easter and New Year are so passé The 6th of April sounds good to me When Bernard of Kilwinning tried to set us free He…