Streets Of Lundin Links
Have you seen a bauchle wrapped in ermine Who’s got fuck all room to squirm in So she buggers off down South To shoot her mouth off Meanwhile back in Fife The locals wonder…
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Fade Away And Masturbate
GBeebies, I hear you are dying Wrapped by Andy in a black black studio Fade away and masturbate Fade away and masturbate GBeebies, Darren Grimes is left Vibrating softly under his desk Slavering anchors…
Surrender (Plague Island variant)
Boris told me, yes, he told me, Learn to live with it He also told me, “stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard we’re going to ease…
The Boy From Germany
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs Not the words of the boys from Sparks But the boy from Germany, Karl Marx Religion is the opium of the people,…
Gina Coladas
I was tired of my lady I’m already tired of this song I know what you’re thinking Hancock’s half hour’s too long So while she was out working I tried it on with my…
First Big Weekend – 1976
So that was the first big weekend of the summer 1976… I was an apprentice TV engineer for Radio Rentals on a 6 month training course in London with a bunch of great guys…
Shite Rabbie Burns
If you go down to Leicester Square There’s a statue of William Shakespeare there Last weekend if you had a listen It came in for some unique literary criticism The tartan army were not…
Rio
His name is Rio – Rio Ferdinand He’s never been this confident about England He can’t wait to get off here And ring the victory bells England are gonna win I can’t see anything…
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark…
Richard Madeley
Richard Madeley dwells upon the Hitler Youth at bedtime It’s something to think about, like nicking bottles of wine Richard Madeley, he’s our man, Hero of our nation For his adventures, just stay tuned…