Nobody Lives Where I Live
Mark E Smith and some fucking guitars. from the album Black Paternoster – The Gospel According To Matt, Mark, Luke and John. Listen here Buy your copy of 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…
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Fall Clichés
500 ex members 50 LPs – quotes used in a thousand pieces Always the same, always different The most overused of Fall clichés It only takes a glance at Wikipedia To get the guff…
Totally Fired
Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here:
Twat
Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…
Malcolm Tucker Free!
After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released. A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…
I Just Don’t Know What To Do With My Cock
I just don’t know what to do with my cock I don’t know what to do with my cock Jesus Christ give me a clue I have tried following you And the Pet Shop…
My Absolut Boy Novichok
My boy Novichok You make my heart go giddyup You make my insides quiver Fuck my kidneys and liver Whoa oh, my boy Novichok If somebody pegs it It’ll take their minds off Brexit…
Jakeballs
From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky, hear Loki and the ‘woman in white’ giving it laldy on an edition from Scotland. Listen here
Gammon
I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…
Katie Hopkins Ketamine
Forget your skag, forget your ching Try Katie Hopkins ketamine Give up the fags and heroin Try Katie Hopkins ketamine It’ll get you high, it’ll make you sick It’ll make you bigoted and thick…