Special Place In Hell
Why don’t you ask May if she’s going to stay? Why don’t you ask Corbyn if he’s going away? Why don’t you tell me what’s going on? Why don’t you tell me who has…
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Posh People
Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason Posh people got no reason To live They sit in the commons Passing bills And they haven’t got Any discernible skills They eat posh…
Babybel’s Angels
Some people say that Bristol councillors are yokels Lookin’ for to bring about a fast food ban As motorcycle gangs are terrorising locals After being fed cheese toasties from a van Lock up your…
She Sells Brexit
Red lorry, yellow lorry Parking on a runway Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit It’s insane Little Billy Brexit Won’t eat Greggs shit If he sees a vegetable he decks it He’s…
Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…
Raking Bad
The President of America met the President of Finland The President of America met the President of Finland Apparently they talked about raking the forest floor But one president said the other was just…
Jim Acosta In The White House
Jim Acosta in the White House I don’t like how you speak to me Or the way you treat Sarah Huckabee Mia Love gave me no love I’m not sure that I should be…
Have A Plate Of Tripe
It’s World Tripe Day. Get stuck in. Better believe the hype It’s not just oldies who like tripe I have it on good authority That Little Mix and Beyoncé Are huge fans of this delicacy…
40 Odd Years Of The Fall – Out Now!
After a hugely successful crowdfunding campaign, the book, 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is now available to buy. A song-by-song account of the group’s 500+ tracks produced between 1977 and 2017, by author and musician…
I Am Nick Clegg
Now Nicky’s gone to Facebook, time to remember his finest hour. Ahem. I am Nick Clegg (iddle iddle iddle um) With the extra leg (iddle iddle iddle um) Yes, I have an extra leg down…