Red lorry, yellow lorry
Parking on a runway
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled Brexit
It’s insane

Little Billy Brexit
Won’t eat Greggs shit
If he sees a vegetable he decks it
He’s insane

2 Y’s U R
2 Y’s U B
I C U R
2 Y’s 4 me

How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

I saw Theresa sitting in a shoe shine shop
Where she sits she shines,
and where she shines she sits

She sells Brexit, fecks it, wrecks it
Legs it
it’s a mess and it’s insane

Stop all the clocks
It’s Operation Brock
A rehearsal for chaos
Insane

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?
Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier
were reared wrongly in a rural brewery

Seth at Sainsbury’s sells thick socks
Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
She sells Brexit, fecks it, wrecks it
Legs it
It’s a mess and it’s insane

 

From the album SingalongaMay by Half Bam Half Whisky