Get Mad
A stramash-up of Peter Finch’s rant from the film ‘Network’ and The Beatles’ ‘Get Back’ as a general comment on the times. Get mad!
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I Am The Misconception
Down, down, I’ll bring you down I’m typing bollocks And conspiracies on twitter now Stone me, why can’t you see You should be trashing masts and blaming 5G And Bill Gates Don’t waste your…
It All Now
Everytime you hear this song You have to tell everyone Or else the joke doesn’t work at all ‘I’ve heard it all now’ you can say Cos that’s the title. Type away. I’ve heard…
Is That Covid?
I can’t be arsed doing anything, Now is that covid? I’m shit at snooker and dancing, Now is that covid? The sweater, sweater, sweatier I get The more that I forget If that is…
A Glaswegian In Kensington Sainsbury’s
“There’s a Glaswegian in Kensington Sainsbury’s…” Somebody wrote in a tweet “…asking security if they’ve seen his parakeet.”
Benefits Cut For Mr Kite
Benefits cut for Mr Kite And anyone else who shows they might Be able to put on a show Universal accreditation Is henceforth withdrawn Across the entire circus portfolio We really don’t care if…
Six Months Later
In a world where nothing is normal anymore, The Meatless have come back after six months in isolation to update some old tunes with original new (very short) versions. Track listing: Six Months Ago We’ve…
Moronic Couples Shopping Together
They can’t walk out in public without letting go their hands Moronic couples shopping together They commandeer the pavement with their overactive glands Moronic couples shopping together They’re so in love they can’t be…
I Played Pong In The Chip Shop In The 70s
Someone asked the other day What was the first video game you played Well, if I remember right It was both exciting and shite A coin operated thrill ride And on the bleeding edge…
Save Scottish Comedy
No Creative Scotland money For Scottish live comedy Why? Because they do not think comedy is art, It stinks to high heaven, aye When I played The Stand, I was proud Cos they’re not…