The Last Fish Supper
As Anstruther Fish Bar wins the best chip shop in Scotland award, we remember that time we enjoyed a religious experience with a fish supper in Fife. I was lost in Fife I was fearful…
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When Mark E Smith Met Matt Berry
pic: Pamela Vander Black Paternoster from the album The Gospel According to Matt, Mark, Luke and John. Listen here Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, Bless the bed that I lie on. Four corners to my…
Imposter Syndrome
In the midst of our own Pointless ruminations, we welcome the First Minister’s acceptance of her existential crisis through the medium of Bowie… Sartre takes a cigarette, puts it in his mouth He ponders…
Thicker Than Lulu
Wehhhhhhhlllllll…. I was minding my business Tousling my hair Then I decided to run the country It was worthwhile living a laughable life To set my eyes on that glittering prize Cos I’m thicker…
Fuck Me, I Should’ve Stayed In Shoreditch
I was walking down Princes Street one day When I looked up I saw the rain Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch* I’m at the Edinburgh Festival Trying to avoid the horrible…
The Laughing Nob
I was watching bloody Newsnight, When I saw a Billy Bunter And he was a little old man ([Hello!]) In drab black and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted out the usual As he…
It’s A Wonderful Fife
As Sir Paul McCartney reveals he is writing a stage musical of It’s A Wonderful Life, we remember the seminal Scottish version from 2012. The full album is available for free download here but here’s…
Trump Is A Cunt
It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…
No Musos
1,2,3.14 Pi! All good scientists go to heaven Open 22 over 7 Non sequitur, non sequitur A technical wizard or a strummer, I know what I prefer No musos No musos No musos No musos…
Gay Wednesday
by The Fabulouses See you on a Monday Let’s do lunch See you next Tuesday You terrible cunt It’s a midweek special With free choc ice If you’re a homosexual It’s all half price…