Mouldy May
Wake up, Theresa, I think I got something to say to you It’s time for breakfast and you really should be eating food I know you like gammon and ham, but I’ve only got…
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Mouldy Old D’Oh
Theresa May has revealed that she will not throw away a jar of jam if it has gone mouldy on top. She scrapes off the mould and eats the good preserve left underneath. Mmmmm….
Questionable Times
Questionable Times – album from Half Bam Half Whisky out now! Get it here. Please follow and like us:
The Ross Boys LP
After many recent developments, it has been decided to upgrade last year’s Ross Boys EP by Half Bam Half Whisky to full blown LP status. New additions include It Wisnae Me, The Hoover and Tory…
Indy Live Radio
I’ve done the jingles for Indy Live Radio ( www.indylive.radio ), and collected them all together here in one handy song package: Indylive.radio only a wee click away What you’re hearing is indylive radio…
Posh Twat In The Pig
It’s the year of the pig, so here’s everybody’s favourite pig fucker to celebrate: Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron Posh twat fucked a pig David Cameron…
Stand And Deliver
I’m the dour Scotsman that you’re too scared to mention I spent your cash on banking gash And nuclear deterrents The devil take your principles And socialist intentions You’re all a bunch of bigots And…
Let’s Get Fiscal
About a trillion dollars has been spent to re-capitalise the banks There’s about seven trillion dollars in guarantees for the banks Good bank, bad bank Good bank, bad bank You’ve got to isolate the bad…
Dour Prudence
Dour Prudence – that’s my philosophy Dour Prudence – I’m gonna make you pay I’ve been a dour cunt all my life On account of me being fay Fife Dour Prudence Won’t you open up…
Gordon Brown Sings Political Ballads
A compilation of songs old and new featuring everyone’s favourite feisty Fifer. Includes Dour Prudence, Let’s Get Fiscal, Bigoted Woman and many more. Listen for free here. Please follow and like us: