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Post Puerile Trombone Man

  ‘Senegal! Senegal! Senegal!’  Here’s  Jon the Postman and Mark E Smith doing their best for post-puerile punk and Dumfriesshire.   from the album Throbbing Thistle see also: Greetin Wall   Anthea Turner’s Cock


The Adam and Joe Tapes

With the news that they are returning to the radio, the Reckless has re-released the old Adam and Joe Tapes on Bandcamp. Tracks: Welcome To The Problem Put Down Boggins Points Of View Pantalons Text…


LBJ

  Michaela Strachan on Springwatch has a habit of calling small plain brown birds ‘little brown jobbies.’ This means something completely different in Scotland. see also: Wasp Spider (Stabilimentum) Rhynchokinesis


Giant Bar Of Dairy Milk

  I’ve just nicked a giant bar of Dairy Milk And I’ve hidden it underneath me jacket I’ve also swiped a Curly Wurly and shoved it down me trousers Confectionery these days cost a packet…




European Clock

  Russell Mael mentioned in an interview that before they met Giorgio Moroder, ‘Beat The Clock’ sounded like a Velvet Underground song. So here’s what I imagine that might have sounded like. see also: Without…


Without Using Hype

  I saw an interview with Sparks where they mentioned they were considering doing a collaboration with Public Enemy. I can only imagine what that would sound like. see also: A Little Restraint In The…


A Little Restraint In The Hall

  There is no avoiding Going down to Croydon To the Fairfield Halls Fairfield Halls It’s not quite romantic The crowd are going frantic In the Fairfield Halls Fairfield Halls Girls are invading the stage…