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Anchor Is An Energy

  It could be lite, it could be strong It could be white (or yellow) It could be salted or unsalted It could be trans fat or spreadable I could go back to advertise Pretty…

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Wee Country

From Newtonmore to Newton Mearns We’re aw Jock Tamson’s bairns But it’s no aw glamour. it’s no aw glitz Jock Tamson’s on benefits In this wee country Wee country Wi a massive, massive heart Traditional…


BBC – You’re An Embarrassment

As  yet more editing “mistakes” emerge, the Reckless rehashes an old BBC song…   Everyone’s waiting on World War Three But meanwhile over on the BBC They think it would be good historically To dramatise…


Dreich

  We’ve aw got problems and I’ll tell you why We cannae see the sun, we cannae see the sky Some people call it overcast or grey But if you want to describe it, there…


Billy Cheese

  So may I introduce to you The one and only Billy Cheese And Sergeant Cheddar’s Lonely Cheese Club Band Biiiiiiiiiii Lleeeeeeeeee Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese What would you do if i ran out of cheese? me: *stands…


See Emily Maitlis

  Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…


The Book Of Jenny Says

  Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…


Louis Louis

  Robert Louie Stevenson You got it wrong oh….. It’s Robert Lewis Stevenson His birth certificate says so oh…. I heard the news from Ian Bell Yeah, I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all my life…


Game Of Life

  Hey, you know I get things done I’m the most underappreciated under the sun You think I’m a loser but I know I’ve won The game of life I can do new songs or…


Laughtivism

  Do you remember the Irony Revolution When we hilariously overthrew capitalism with our sarcastic cynicism and caustic wit The snark and the sneer at the heart of it Armed with barbed bon mots How…