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Taking Me Over

  1,9,8,4, Ingsoc is really coming Oh no, don’t say another bloody preacher You taking me over You taking me over Political – you think you really are eh? Another tedious bodily harm game You…

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Blue Time Machine

  We all live in a blue time machine. When Peter Purves was in Dr Who…   from the album Evolver by The Meatless


Anthea Turner’s Cock

Runner up in the Songs In The Key Of Laugh competition 2022. “We know it’s a little puerile, but it’s just so daft and so well timed…we’ve listened to all these songs so many times…


The Dark Side Of Marquee Moon

  R.I.P. T.V. A stramash-up of Marquee Moon by Television and Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd. Just because.   see also: Two Supes The Horror


Evolver

Dr Who/Beatles stramash-up album. Tracks: Cyberman Elisabeth Sladen I’m Only K9 Doctorin You Too Here, There and Brigadier Blue Time Machine He Said She Said Good Day Sontarans And Your Angel Can Weep For Davros…


If Burns Was Alive Today

by Janey Godley   Here’s a reply to the laddies For you know men urnae aw baddies There’s many things that women can do That men cannae Like gie birth while wearing false eyelashes While…


Fi’s Fags

Five years since the death of Mark E Smith. Here’s when he nicked my friends fags.   Fi was sitting in Bennet’s Bar In Edinburgh She was a little curious She had a little orange…


The Fifers Prayer

As the unearthing of ancient Glenrothes music continues in the serialisation of the Daily Reckless Diary Of A Musical Nobody, here’s a little geographical background:   Anstruther Dysart and Leven Cowdenbeath, Saline Thy Kinghorn come,…


New Town

  Well here in our nice new town A box for a home We tire of our daily job For what? I don’t know Don’t show me how life should be run Can’t live it…


You Got Your Hooks In Me

  You got your hooks in me You want a lot from me But I can see through you You got nothing for me at all Well you just talk too loud You’ve got to…