Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread
Foreboding feelings burrowing away Inside your stomach everyday Stay away from the internet It’s not the end of the world just yet Worse things happen Can’t you see Yes but they’re always happening to…
Hear hereEntertainment
In The Name Of Jesus!
As David Dumblebee bids farewell to Question Time, we remember its greatest ever mad bloke in the audience… From the album Questionable Times by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here Please follow and like us:
Lashed Christmas
Last Christmas you hated the scarf That cost me 10 quid from C&A This year to save you from tears I’ll give you a fucking voucher I thought it was about peace and love…
Give Peas A Chance
Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that Parsnips, parsnips, parsnips Every cunt’s banging on about parsnips and all that, so All we are…
Where Do Santa’s Reindeer Shit?
Where do Santa’s reindeer shit? It must be in the skyImagine walking under it and being hit in the eyeYou’d think the streets on Christmas day would be quite a stink That’s why you’ll always…
Tory In A Foodbank
Tory in a foodbank PR stunt Smiling like A Tory cunt Can I take you to reality Where you enabled this You can watch yourself Taking the piss – ugh Tory in a foodbank…
David Attenborough, Where’s Your Camera?
Snow is rising all around us From the ground up through the trees Maybe it is climate change Or The Frozen Planet making a documentary David Attenborough, where’s your camera? Give us penguins and polar…
Everyone Knows Someone Who’s Been In The Fall
Everyone knows someone who’s been in The Fall Everyone knows someone who’s been in The Fall Bass player or drummer Guitar or keyboards Just in for the summer Right song, wrong chords Everyone knows someone…
Fi’s Fags
Fi was sitting in Bennet’s Bar In Edinburgh She was a little curious She had a little orange She felt a little spurious She was sucking on a lozenge She had a Marlboro hanging from…
Granny On Bongos
Well she lives all alone in a Manchester flat She wears Pringle jumpers and a floppy hat And her one aim in life is to be in The Fall Banging some bongos, she’s waiting for…