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Hau Das Ding Nach Vorne

  Handy German guide to common Scottish fitba patter. Henning Wehn translates, assisted by Craig Levein, Mark Nelson, Amy Irons and The Fall. Original clip from BBC Radio Scotland’s ‘Sacked In The Morning.’ see also:…


Red Eyed And Reckless

Cabaret Voltaire’s album ‘Red Mecca’ mixed with Taylor Swift’s album ‘Red.’  This is what they want! Tracks: A State of Evil Sly Beautiful Tragic Red Landslide A Thousand Treacheries I Almost Do Red Mask Trouble…


Midgie Midgie

  The midges, the midges, I’m no gonnae kid ye’s, The midges is really the limit, Wi teeth like pirhanas, they drive ye bananas, If ye let them get under yer simmit! The Lord put…


Hauners

Half Bam Half Whisky are back with a hilarious helping of bangers and mash-ups. Tracks: Freaks, Non Freaks And Freak Enablers 9 Quid For 2 Some Day A Real Rain Will Come Shot In The…



Phoresy

– an interaction in which a phoretic animal latches itself onto a host animal for the purpose of dispersal.   Hitching a ride on a fly’s leg Pseudo scorpion is phoretic Hopping on a fly…


Shot In The Back Of The Head

Updated due to David Lynch’s announcement   Lost in the dark and the dead Shot in the back of the head Was was was walking Walking away No no no more talking No nothing to…


Posh Cunt

Youngsters celebrate the return of National Service   I have a double-barrelled name To go with my double-barrelled sawn-off shotgun And a double-breasted cardigan To go with my double-fisted arsehole. I am a posh cunt….