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Man Spider

R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…


Riot Over Plastic Bag

As the BBC investigates Kenya’s ban on single-use plastic bags, we recall the chaos caused by the 5p charge here with a tune based on The Fall’s How I Wrote Elastic Man… I thought I’d…


Not Appreciated

The Reckless Brothers live from Torphichen at the first book launch for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall previewing a song from the forthcoming album of the book. Well I’m gonna have to tidy up this…


Do The Zombie

Zombies in the bathroom Zombies in the hall Zombies in the stadium Playing at football Zombies in the high street Zombies at the shops Zombies in my living room Someone call the cops Zombies playing…



Bohemian Anchovy

As the new Queen biopic is released, the Reckless remembers the epic song which crammed in more fish puns than you can throw a tub of chub at… Is this marine life? Is this a manatee?…


Robert De Niro’s Fighting

A suspect package similar to those sent to CNN and senior Democrats has been sent to a New York restaurant owned by Robert De Niro. When Bob came out fighting against Donald Trump we set his…


Do Ye Ken John Peel?

  On the 14th anniversary of his death, here’s a song from the forthcoming 40 Odd Years Of The Fall album about John Peel: D’ye ken John Peel do ya do ya eh? Do ye…


Sea Kelp

Sir David Attenborough has insisted it is “absolutely imperative” that action is taken to preserve kelp forests in Scotland’s waters… There’s a vegetable and fragrance that is talking to me Suggesting I require a course…