As he’s going to be the announcer at the Oscars, here’s Matt Berry in a stramash-up of The Fall’s ‘Terry Waite Sez’   see also:  

  Celebrating the garyneum with Gary Numan and Gary Oldman in Cars. see also:

  Plant, what are you then? Your leafs Mind me o’ the pipes’ lood drone —And a’ your purple tops Are the pirly-wirly notes That gang staggerin’ owre them as they groan. Or your leafs…

The Fall’s ‘The Chiselers!’ meets Tommy Mackay’s ‘Pink Floyd Are Shit.’   Emily woke up She wasn’t sleeping at all Syd Barrett told me he’d never have written The Wall Cos Pink Floyd are shit…

  *The Mune sits on my bed the nicht unsocht, And mak’s my soul obedient to her will; And in the dumb-deid, still as dreams are still, Her pupils narrow to bricht threids that thrill…

  After Mark E Smith’s surprise posthumous appearance on the new Gorillaz album, I felt compelled to stramash him with Sparks. see also:

  Is it the munelicht or a leprosy That spreids aboot me; and a thistle Or my ain skeleton through wha’s bare banes A fiendish wund’s begood to whistle? The devil’s lauchter has a hwyl…