Mind Control
This is how mind control sounds to me This is what it sounds like in the land of the free This is what it sounds like on every TV This is extremely dangerous to…
Entertainment
Imagine
Richard Dawkins performs John Lennon’s Imagine, ably accompanied by Stephen Hawking.
Silly Nob Gags
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly nob gags I look around me and I see it isn’t so Some people want to fill the world with silly nob gags And…
Slime Of The Times
Compilation album of totally topical tunes by Half Bam Half Whisky from the Daily Reckless. Featuring some of the slimiest creatures currently stalking the earth. Listen here
Holiday In Dalkeith
A cheap holiday on the B6373 I wanna holiday in Dalkeith I wanna go on a day out to Leith I’m going to Costa Midlothian And cover my parka in sun lotion Now I…
The Endarkenment
Libraries close and the food banks increase And a diet of sugar makes more kids obese They’re shutting down culture with less art degrees If you want to look up, first get down on…
Save Our Macaroni Pie
If you’re the kinda person with hollow legs And you cannae get enough pastry from Greggs Then why oh why oh why Have they banished the macaroni pie? Give us it back Give us…
I’ve Got A Flask If Anyone’s Thirsty
If one must protest, one must consult the clientele We’re going to have to pack a punch and pack a lunch as well And if we want to be involved in the political arena…
2018
In this pantomime best seller Reduced to cinder ella ella Our ugly systems rage Buttons centre stage The Donald and Kim Jong Just string us along The villain’s Bono – boo! He’s behind U2…
2017 R.I.P.
2017 – we know where you’ve been Will next year just be more? More death, more Trump, more May, more guns, more ignorance, more war 2017 RIP More tweets and less fun Throughout the…