All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit
I placed a Torphichen order at the Torphichen Inn I’ll have a long Torphichen glass of Torphichen gin And what do you do for fun around these Torphichen parts? You got any Torphichen snooker…
Entertainment
Krankie Panky
Guitarzan
From the album Kez Enduction Hour by The Foul. Listen here
Purple Reindeer
Christmas album by The Artist Formerly Known As Tinsel. Available here.
Kez Enduction Hour Video
Trailer for the new album by The Foul.
Arseholes At Night
Well, we all have different faces, see? Depending on our places in society We act different with friends and family Than we do when we’re working for the company All of us are Jekyll…
Woman At Work Down Under
Fleeing from a fried-out party On a telly trail, head full of smarties I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous They fed me kangaroo anus And they said: “Do you want to clean…
Kez Enduction Hour
As Kez Dugdale jets off and out of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, The Foul release their concept album based on her exploits. Available here
Bull Penis Smoothie
Slow down, you drink too fast You got to make the feeling last Just knocking back the bovine juice Gulping down bull penis smoothie Ba da da da da da bull penis smoothie Hiya…
The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight
Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way… In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job’s left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job’s left behind Dickie Leonard…