Fleeing from a fried-out party
On a telly trail, head full of smarties
I met Ant and Dec, they made me nervous
They fed me kangaroo anus
And they said:
“Do you want to clean our dunny
Go on, it will be really funny
It’ll stink but at least it’s sunny
Do it for ratings and the money.”
Buying bread from a man in a cork hat
He was six foot four and full of crap chat
I said, “Do you speak-a my language?”
He just smiled and said that’s a little bit racist
Then he said:
“Do you want to clean the dunny
Go on, it will be really funny
It’ll stink but at least it’s sunny
Do it for ratings and the money.” (yeah)
Lying on a sheet on the grass
With a cockroach, and a wet arse
I said to Ant, “Have you got a hawk moth?
Because I think I’m about to touch cloth.”
And he said:
“Oh! “Do you want to clean our dunny
Go on, it will be really funny
It’ll stink but at least it’s sunny
Do it for ratings and the money.”
from the album Kez Enduction Hour by The Foul. Listen here
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