Articles by Tommy Mackay

Cuntime (Filthy Priviliged Hands mix)

  Wine time Fridays at Downing Street and Andy McDonald MP’s speech in a remix of a cover of Iggy Pop’s ‘Funtime’ from the album ‘The Eejit’ by Tommy Mackay.   Original version here Get…


The Ethics Advisor

  The ethics advisor arrived with a karaoke machine Saying now is the time to sing I Will Survive If you know what I mean If we ever get caught take full responsibility And say…


A Ploy Named Sue

  Well, I’m a cheatin’ rat and a son of a gun And I don’t give a toss about this country I run My main concerns are money, cake and booze Now, I don’t have…


Dearth Of A Party

  Yet another party Came as no surprise Why do they bother Waiting for Sue Gray Another day And he thought well well Go to another party And hang myself Gently on the shelf The…


Scottish Psychedelia And The Scottish Psyche

  Scottish psychedelia and the Scottish psyche Waiting for independence constantly Can’t be good for anybody It’s just not healthy Now is the time To play around with the Scottish Psychedelia history Here we go……


Alternative Platinum Party

  Based on Happy Toast’s poster, here are clips from what, in a parallel universe, the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee party would actually sound like.


The F Word

  Mhairi Black succinctly sums it up. Accompanied by Pop Muzic.   see also: Mhairi Black Ava Mhairi Ah!


Pubiquitous

  Pubiquitous* This is getting ridiculous In the bath, on the floor And even the door Aw naw, aw naw Pubiquitous In yer face, in yer sink no less Black, white and even silver The…


Throwing Eggs At Margaret Thatcher

  I’m throwing eggs at ya Margaret Thatcher At only 10 quid a pop I’m nearly skint but I cannot stop If you can afford it, roll up, roll up Mouldy old gateaux and rotten…


Blue Canary

  If you do a Google search On They Might be Giants merch You might be surprised by what they set out in their stall Lots of t-shirts and music – buy ’em But there’s…