Articles by Tommy Mackay

Psycho Horses

  A stramash up of Pere Ubu, Talking Heads and The Osmonds. A night mare. see also: Kicked In The Head By A Horse High Horses


Milf Sword Thirst

  Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…


Keir Caldy

  Ooh ooh Let’s all chant Ooh ooh Let’s all chant Keir caldy Keir caldy Everybody loves Keir caldy Keir caldy Keir caldy Can’t they see he’s just a Tory Keir caldy Keir caldy He’s…


Sowsages

  Here’s a stramash-up of Nick Kroll and Dizzee Rascal.   see also: Two Supes Sammy And His Staunch Sausages



Beachball Security Guard

  Beachball Security Beachball Security Beachball Security Guard There was an alien walking down the street In a city in Russia on a satellite feed I made a call to TASS The guy on the…


Crafty

  Steve Bray and Darren Grimes stramash-up to the tune of  The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers. from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ see also: Fade Away And Masturbate


She’s Got It

  Updated version of the Suella Braverman track from the album ‘Now That’s What I Call Nat C.’ Full album available for free here. see also: Rwanderer Suella Braverman


My First Gig

50 years ago today, I went to my very first gig – David Bowie at the Empire Theatre, Edinburgh. What a night. There’s a  very bad YouTube sound recording of it below, but I’ve made…


Now That’s What I Call Nat C

Compilation of all the worst bits from the National Conservative conference. Tracks: Springtime For NatCs Fascism Mucked Up Twice Get Thee To Detention Crafty She’s Got It Everybody Talking Woke Mind Virus Identities Majority Rights…