The Nonce Watching Golf
Day after day Public money is paid out to parasites called royalty And one prince isn’t sweating He can see that we’re all just fools And he never gives an answer But the nonce…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Van Der Plague Generator
When you don’t need an answer When you don’t need an answer When you don’t meet a chancer From over the Irish Sea came Van Plague Generating more conspiracy – plague came Plague came…
Gove On 45
Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control Kick out the bams, motherfuckers Gove, Gove Gove,Gove Let’s do it. You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock. This…
Six Months Ago
Six months ago If I had troubles then I do not know Now it seems my brain got far too slow Oh, memory loss came … what’s the word? SUDDENLY … C-19, C-19… …
Lockdown 2
We’re going to lockdown 2 What are you gonna do? I’m just getting higher Because in lockdown 2 For the many a curfew Welcome to my skip fire I used to try to get…
Chris Whitty
Step up to the podium Lockdown, isn’t it a pity Here’s the CMO, Chris Whitty Compared to Matt Hancock, he’s pretty He’s a fan of Scritti Polliti All around, people looking half dead But…
Get Mad
A stramash-up of Peter Finch’s rant from the film ‘Network’ and The Beatles’ ‘Get Back’ as a general comment on the times. Get mad!
I Am The Misconception
Down, down, I’ll bring you down I’m typing bollocks And conspiracies on twitter now Stone me, why can’t you see You should be trashing masts and blaming 5G And Bill Gates Don’t waste your…
Rogue State
Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what we’re heading for We are breaking international law Rogue, rogue, rogue state That’s what you voted for Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Merrily fuck you all
It All Now
Everytime you hear this song You have to tell everyone Or else the joke doesn’t work at all ‘I’ve heard it all now’ you can say Cos that’s the title. Type away. I’ve heard…