Cancelled With Tears In My Eyes
Cancelled with tears in my eyes I’m going hoarse from shouting my unheard cries Cancelled with tears in my eyes Living out a fantasy that no one hears my replies Oh my, I think…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Maskless And Pointless
Maskless and pointless The whole of life is pointless and I don’t know what to do with it I don’t know what I’m doing Updated full fat version of “Reckless And Pointless” from…
Save Live Comedy
Here’s 50 Comedians doing Gavin Webster’s Panda routine… British live comedy is in crisis – let’s #SaveLiveComedy Sign the open letter to the UK government & arts funders at http://savelivecomedy.co.uk Here’s the original…
Eat Out To Help Out
You shall have a fishy on a little dishy Thanks to our wonderful Chancellor Rishi With these vouchers you are really spoiling us But only from Monday to Wednesday, cuz He knows what’ll get…
How To Speak English
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Neil Oliver
So, farewell then, former president of the National Trust for Scotland and non-historian admirer of David Starkey. Neil Oliver, Oliver He’s a historian and plonker I think we can all concur He’s definitely a…
There’s No Such Thing As A Border
There’s no such thing As a border between England and Scotland Well, what’s that thing Called the Scottish Borders? Aggravated, the blonde spare prick Won’t admit he’s blind and thick Jump up bubble up,…
Meep Meep Meep
I’ll be your Wile E. Cayote I’ll spend a fortune in ACME I will catch that roadrunner I’ll paint a tunnel on a wall Lay seeds and watch him peck And swing down and…
Fucking Press Ups?
Press ups? Get down on your knees Ya pair of dungarees Fucking press ups? Get a grip ya twats Get some yoga mats Ya downward facing dogs It’s the terror of knowing these cunts…
Margaret Thatcher Y Fronts
Here come the “free speech” columnists Making profit for their boss Flexing their unsubtle wrists Tossing off some right wing toss In a national newspaper You’ll hear their constant moan Screaming out “Where’s our…