Articles by Tommy Mackay

Gammon People

  lyrics – Matthew Hankins He went up to Oxford with a thirst for knowledge He studied Classics at Balliol College That’s why I Caught his eye He told me that his dad was loaded…


Trump Is A Cunt

It bears repeating… From the left to the right From the back to the front Everybody sing Trump is a cunt They say it’s just swearing That’s not big or clever I say whatever I’m…


No Musos

1,2,3.14 Pi! All good scientists go to heaven Open 22 over 7 Non sequitur, non sequitur A technical wizard or a strummer, I know what I prefer No musos No musos No musos No musos…


Kim Darroch

  UK Ambassador leaking out the diptels US president dishing dead cat smells Don and Boris – Clumsy and Inept, hey Spoiling us with Ferrero Rocher Kim Darroch, Kim Darroch, roch roch roch He gone…


Gay Wednesday

by The Fabulouses   See you on a Monday Let’s do lunch See you next Tuesday You terrible cunt It’s a midweek special With free choc ice If you’re a homosexual It’s all half price…


Meep Meep Meep

I’ll be your Wile E. Cayote I’ll spend a fortune in ACME I will catch that roadrunner I’ll paint a tunnel on a wall Lay seeds and watch him peck And swing down and grab…


New Korea Opportunities

Everybody’s happy in Korea Time to celebrate with a beer Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg? New Korea opportunities…


Birdwatching For Punks

An album for twitchers who also like to pogo. Includes Ptarmigan (Tommy Gun), Meep Meep Meep (Neat Neat Neat),  Jilted Swan and many more. All in under 15 minutes. Get yours free here:


The Curlew And The Oyster Catcher

  The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The curlew and the oyster catcher The curlew and the oyster catcher Went to sea The oyster catcher’s orange…


Bendy Bus Song

As Boris bumbles on about his bus building hobby, we look back at a time when bendy buses were all the rage…   One of the best sights on a London street today Is an…