Articles by Tommy Mackay

Inconvenient Showbiz Brother In Law

  Workable name for a low aspirational indie band David Mitchell That guy Richard Ayoade Et al Inconvenient Showbiz Brother In Law 2 singles on Bandcamp, then fuck all Gigs in Bristol, pointless European tour…


Stig’s Bit Coins

  Stig celebrates finding James’s bitcoins backed by Bob Marley and the theme tune from Stig of the Dump. News story. With thanks to these guys for inspiration: Look what I just found! — christhebarker…


Plymouth (I Fucking Love It)

  Plymouth defender Nikola Katić on Daytime ITV after beating Liverpool tells it like it is. Backed by Rocket From The Crypt. see also: Fuck Songs Reckless Football Club Anthems  



I’ll Get Me Coat

  The real hero in Ian Bradshaw’s iconic photo of a naked streaker at a 1974 Twickenham rugby game between England & Australia. Music: The Trench Coat Museum – Yard Act


The Universe Could Undergo A Catastrophic Change

  The universe could undergo a catastrophic change that could alter absolutely everything You could say could for everything, it doesn’t alter anything I could be juggling squirrels on a swing But just suppose a…


That Blancmange

  R.I.P. Brian Murphy.  Here’s another extract from Diary Of A Nobody feat. Ivor Cutler in which he played Mr. Gowing. The unwelcome return of nobody’s favourite dessert. see also: Bloodbath  



Albert’s Path

  Albert from Twin Peaks backed by Sparks. see also: Laura Palmer’s Father Diane’s Last Date


Keep Bleeding

  Christopher Eccleston meets the world’s oldest radiator with Dr Alice Palmer. And Leona Lewis. Original video here: