Articles by Tommy Mackay

I Am Not A Fish-Thrower

    I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…



My Cuckoo Queue

Andrew Neil is forced to delete his creepy misogynystic tweet. But he’s still a massive smug faced cock for calling Bobby Gillespie a miserable Jock… Queue, queue for the E.U. That’s what they said we’ll have…


Man Spider

R.I.P. Stan Lee ManSpider, ManSpider, does whatever a man can, Spreads his legs, when he sits Explains why you’re wrong and looks at your tits Look out, here comes the Man Spider Is he wrong…


Stipetoe In The Rain

Trump and rain don’t mix apparently.  So, anyway,  take this old mix of Steptoe and Son and REM instead:   I’m singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a glorious feelin’ I’m happy…


Jim Acosta In The White House

  Jim Acosta in the White House I don’t like how you speak to me Or the way you treat Sarah Huckabee Mia Love gave me no love I’m not sure that I should be…


Charlie Is A Dalek

The Prince of Wales says he will stop speaking out on topics he feels strongly about when he becomes king, as he is “not that stupid”… Charlie is a dalek A dalek, a dalek Charlie…


A Good Day For The White House

The US Democrats have taken control of the House of Representatives in the mid-term elections, dealing a blow to President Donald Trump. So, maybe not such a good day for Doxy… I can hardly remember…


Riot Over Plastic Bag

As the BBC investigates Kenya’s ban on single-use plastic bags, we recall the chaos caused by the 5p charge here with a tune based on The Fall’s How I Wrote Elastic Man… I thought I’d…


Not Appreciated

The Reckless Brothers live from Torphichen at the first book launch for 40 Odd Years Of The Fall previewing a song from the forthcoming album of the book. Well I’m gonna have to tidy up this…