Franz Kafka’s The (Tyne) Castle
If Franz Kafka supported Heart Of Midlothian. Suggested by this post by Lewis Miller. It is said when he read There wisnae existential dread People were in fits of laughter Let’s all raise a…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Gertrude Stein
The opening paragraph of Gertrude Stein – An Afterlife by Francesca Wade.
Leo Slayer
The new Pope’s a Leo, so here’s Leo meets Slayer… You’ve got a cute way of talkin’ You got the better of me Just snap your fingers and I’m walkin’ Like a dog hangin’…
The Call Of C’thurchill
Inspired by this post by Paul Duane. On V.E. Day, in his house at R’lyeh, dead C’thurchill lies dreaming. Music – ‘Fragment III – Ph’nglui mglw’nafh C’thulu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn’ by Cthulu and ‘Invocation…
Embra State Of Mind
yeah Yeah I’m out New Orleans. Now I’m on a mission. To get to Borlands Darts and television I’m the new Proclaimer A long lost brother We got the same mother (Yeah, she had a…
They Might Be Gannets (KMSU mix)
After a shoutout on the KMSU 12 hour TMBG marathon, I remixed the old They Might Be Gannets song to include the mention along with extra sound effects. “Hang on Hang on tight” They might…
Logging Off
The final track on Twin Piqued – a tribute to Margaret Lanterman. See also: Andy and Lucy Looking For Phillip Jeffries
I Am The FBI
Opening track of the Twin Piqued album. Dale Cooper returns. Backed by The Shadows. see also: Looking For Phillip Jeffries Andy and Lucy
Mayday Medley
The Conservative Unionist Negotiating Team are all over this So send in the CUNTS Useless on Brexit Ooh you made me live Never mind the magic money tree It’s you, the DUP Ooh you…
Andy and Lucy
From the Twin Piqued album, here’s Andy and Lucy – the Sherriff Office’s very own Stan Laurel and Molly Weir impersonators. see also: Albert’s Path Got A Light Boy?