Articles by Tommy Mackay

The Book Of Jenny Says

  Jenny says You know that I’ve been nothing but loyal Faithful, supportive and a true confidante of yours I’ve kept your secrets and I’ve been your friend Kelly says God that was crazy wasn’t…


No Sweat

  No sweat, my prince, no sweat No sweat, my prince, no sweat When I was under fire I did not perspire My oxters were drying up For another liar No sweat, my prince, no…


Oligarchy In The UK

  To the right. Now. I am an onanist I have a supple wrist I know what I want, I know how to get it Want to destroy And Get Brexit done Cos I wanna…


Great Little Britain

  “We went to bed as Great Britain and woke up as Little Britain” Britain, Britain, Britain…     Please follow and like us:


The Moocher

  Folks here’s a story ’bout Minnie the Moocher, She’s got a wheelbarrow, she met a butcher, “Hi Boris, you alright?” “I’m good, how are you?” “I’m bitchin’” I’m alright thank you I’m not very…


Louis Louis

  Robert Louie Stevenson You got it wrong oh….. It’s Robert Lewis Stevenson His birth certificate says so oh…. I heard the news from Ian Bell Yeah, I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all my life…



Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin

As the Tories delay report into Russian interference in Brexit and now Labour have come under cyber attack, let’s hope Gavin Williamson has some ideas for how we deal with these mysterious hackers. Take it…


P.O.P.P.I.E.S

  R.E.S.P.E.C.T Oh look, here’s a giant poppy In clown shoes, oh deary me How disrespectful to the military P.O.P.P.I.E.S How did we get in this mess Everybody seems to be Doctoring their VT So…


Game Of Life

  Hey, you know I get things done I’m the most underappreciated under the sun You think I’m a loser but I know I’ve won The game of life I can do new songs or…