Archbishop Desmond Tutu
Pardon me boy Is that Archbishop Desmond Tutu On the karaoke With Ian Paisley And over there (where?) Is that Mugabe on the bongos Shaking his tush With President Bush Let your lazy brain…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Surrender (Plague Island variant)
Boris told me, yes, he told me, Learn to live with it He also told me, “stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard we’re going to ease…
Enjoy The Silence Of Nigel
Popular boys names Like David and James Are still holding on But there’s something wrong Now there are extremes Thanks to Film and memes Lucifer, Hercules Beat all of these Oliver and John, Ted…
Waiting For Warhol
Off we go again Stop! Think. You have a message from Mr Godot? Nothing to be done. Yes sir He won’t come this evening I’m beginning to come round to that opinion No sir…
I Accept The Fall
A stramash-up of ‘F-‘oldin’ Money’ by The Fall and the original by Tommy Blake with dialogue from the TV series Guilt. see also: Dance This MES Around 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…
A Tale Of Two Williams
One is the oldest man in space The other is just a disgrace One’s full of wonder at 90 But which one is the daddy? Oh yes it’s true, we’re going warp factor 2…
PM – Painter Man
Went to Eton, had a ball Went to Oxford, did fuck all Partied hard, gained my degree Became PM, d’you know what that means? Painter Man Painter Man I am the PM – Painter…
Boris Beaker
From the EP, The Muppet Tories here’s the PM duetting with Beaker on ‘Ode To Me’ see also: The Muppet Tories
Bullshit Blitz
Are you ready Iain? Yes, Exactly Michael? Yes. Yes. Boris? ……. Alright fellas, let’s go! Oh this is getting easy Just spaffing about the blitz spirit All the oiks and papers Gobble up this…
The Muppet Tories
An EP featuring Muppet related songs about those pesky Tories. Tracks: Theme It’s Not Easy Being PM Mana Mana (Order! Order!) Boris Beaker Halfway Down The Steps (Douglas Ross) Get it here