Articles by Tommy Mackay

Archbishop Desmond Tutu

  Pardon me boy Is that Archbishop Desmond Tutu On the karaoke With Ian Paisley And over there (where?) Is that Mugabe on the bongos Shaking his tush With President Bush Let your lazy brain…


Surrender (Plague Island variant)

  Boris told me, yes, he told me, Learn to live with it He also told me, “stay away, you’ll never know what you’ll catch.” Just the other day I heard we’re going to ease…


Enjoy The Silence Of Nigel

  Popular boys names Like David and James Are still holding on But there’s something wrong Now there are extremes Thanks to Film and memes Lucifer, Hercules Beat all of these Oliver and John, Ted…


Waiting For Warhol

  Off we go again Stop! Think. You have a message from Mr Godot? Nothing to be done. Yes sir He won’t come this evening I’m beginning to come round to that opinion No sir…


I Accept The Fall

  A stramash-up of ‘F-‘oldin’ Money’ by The Fall and the original by Tommy Blake with dialogue from the TV series Guilt.   see also: Dance This MES Around 40 Odd Years Of The Fall…


A Tale Of Two Williams

  One is the oldest man in space The other is just a disgrace One’s full of wonder at 90 But which one is the daddy? Oh yes it’s true, we’re going warp factor 2…


PM – Painter Man

  Went to Eton, had a ball Went to Oxford, did fuck all Partied hard, gained my degree Became PM, d’you know what that means? Painter Man Painter Man I am the PM – Painter…


Boris Beaker

  From the EP, The Muppet Tories here’s the PM duetting with Beaker on  ‘Ode To Me’   see also: The Muppet Tories


Bullshit Blitz

  Are you ready Iain? Yes, Exactly Michael? Yes. Yes. Boris? ……. Alright fellas, let’s go! Oh this is getting easy Just spaffing about the blitz spirit All the oiks and papers Gobble up this…


The Muppet Tories

An EP featuring Muppet related songs about those pesky Tories. Tracks: Theme It’s Not Easy Being PM Mana Mana (Order! Order!) Boris Beaker Halfway Down The Steps (Douglas Ross) Get it here