Articles by Tommy Mackay

Making Placards For Nigel

  We’re all making placards for Nigel We’re marching cos we’re mad as hell We’re all wearing flat caps for Nigel Nigel’s fucked off to a hotel And if our Nigel says he’s happy He…


Bercow!

  B-b-b-b- Bercow! Bercow Bercow   Get your Bercow! T-shirt here. Please follow and like us:


Caravan Of Leave

  Are you ready, are you ready? Are you ready, are you ready? Every gammon every ham Join the caravan of leave (Stand up) fuck off Stand up Every gammon every ham Join the caravan…


Epic Protest March

  Epic protest march You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing your dignity You used to do lunch Enthusing, enthusing, enthusing over doilies, cakes and tea Now we’re radicalised Farage has opened our eyes…


Village Green GPS Society

  We are the Village Green GPS Society God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society Let’s fit every knife with a tracking device yeah Preserving the old ways…


Riddy

  Riddy, What a riddy, Theresa’s croaking Like a dalek, it never ends And EU are making you croak It’s a pure riddy The first time that you had a vote You were trounced but…


See Emily Maitlis

  Emily Maitlis and her side-eye, She’s often inclined to scribble lots of rude words on her notepad There is a cock and balls She’s climbing up the walls She’s lost her mind and calls…


Dad On

  First they came for the socialites and I said Dad on Then they came for the alt-rights and I said Dad on Then they came for the Blairites and I said Dad on Then…


Bollocks!

As Geoffrey Cox says bollocks to Jon Snow, we remember Brian Blessed’s finest swearfest: Please follow and like us:


High Anxiety

As Treeza zaps off to Strasbourg, her fellow passengers feel a little anxious, as does the rest of the country. Relieve your stress with Half Bam Half Whisky’s album SingalongaMay, available here: Please follow and…