Articles by Tommy Mackay

If You Want That Dream To Come True

  Nobody wants lockdowns And to see the damage they do But if you want that dream to come true As quickly as it can come true Then you have to take the vaccine When…


Pfizer Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

  Pfizer Mommy kissing Santa Claus Between his elbow and his upper arm There’s a vaccine going round Are you listening Ian Brown? Your anti vax conspiracies Just make you look a clown Pfizer mommy…


Lou Reed’s Eyes

  I was down in London Eating in Leicester Square He was standing in the rain A cagoule hood covering his hair Giving me an intense stare Linger on Lou Reed eyes Another time in…


Oh Piss, Tier Three

  Oh piss, tier three Oh piss, tier three That’s no fun now, is it? Oh piss, tier three Oh piss, tier three At least no one can visit Eat all my food and never…


Facebook Expert

  Don’t know much about history Don’t know much epidemiology* Don’t know much about science at all Don’t know anything medical But I do have a mobile phone And a million opinions I’m a Facebook…


Lying On The Job

Brand new Borrissey album featuring the latest batch of Bawjaws songs from the Daily Reckless. Track listing: Help Yourself (feat. Elvis Mcgonagall) It’s My Party (VE Day Mix) Fucking Press Ups? Ain’t No Boat Peter…


Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm

  Oh little town of deathly phlegm, try to keep the noise down Some of us are trying to be optimists, but not Ian Brown Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The…


Normal By Christmas

  Here come old bawjaws with another catchphrase More verbal diaorhhea, more drooling mayonaise Grab a cliché from the ashtray Pretend that you care Bumble like a womble And ruffle your hair It’ll be normal…


Infamous Last Words

The latest (last?) Supertrump album is out now, featuring a whole host of Doxy’s final best bits from the Daily Reckless. Trailer here: Track listing: Stupidology Is This Like Flu? Hydroxychloroquine Disinfectant Inferno Person, Woman,…