Being And Nothingness
Well, if I’m in an existential funk I find it helps if I get drunk I take a single malt, I reach for Jean Paul Saltire When I’m lonely Being and nothingness I will…
Articles by Tommy Mackay
Beatles Bones
The Beatles meet Mark E Smith meets Captain Beefheart in a retelling of Strawberry Fields Forever. From the album Top Of The Popstock Vol.4 by The Foul. see also: Six Months Later –…
The Dark Side Of Marquee Moon
A stramash-up of Marquee Moon by Television and Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd. Just because. see also: Two Supes The Horror
A Hard List’s Gonna Leak
Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…
It’s A Crazy Mixed Up World
Compilation of stramash-ups from the Daily Reckless so far in 2024. Tracks: Sniggers With Attitude Wonkas French People Hello Little Baby I Could Be In Your Heart Pauline – The Girl U Want I Must…
Honk Of The Hive
Well, you can tell by the way I haud my breath I’m in The Hive, close to death Sticky floors and lager warm, it’s been kicked around Since it was born It’s not right,…
I Hate You Butler
Blakey in trouble after being reported to the polis for hate crime. From the album C’Mon My Bus by Snarks see also: Hasta Manana Arthur
The Key
Everything is hate We are all hate Tied together by Ruth’s hair ribbons Men are pies that bake and eat themselves And the recipe is hate Asthma Coulter says Life’s easy when you’re a…
Rowling Trolling, Trolling
Rowling, trolling, trolling, keep them tweets a flowing, Keep the hatred growin’ Inside! Keep movin’, movin’, movin’ Though they’re disapprovin’ Keep them cybernats movin’ Online! Don’t try to understand ’em Just rope and throw…
Heaven Cannae Wait
I’m late, I’m late, I’m very tardy I’m chappin’ at heaven’s gate for the party I’ve been beaten up by Laurel and Hardy In heaven it’s a constant Mardi Gras Everybody drinks Bacardi I’ve…