Articles by Tommy Mackay

I Am The FBI

  Opening track of the Twin Piqued album. Dale Cooper returns. Backed by The Shadows. see also: Looking For Phillip Jeffries Andy and Lucy


Mayday Medley

  The Conservative Unionist Negotiating Team are all over this So send in the CUNTS Useless on Brexit Ooh you made me live Never mind the magic money tree It’s you, the DUP Ooh you…


Andy and Lucy

  From the Twin Piqued album, here’s Andy and Lucy – the Sherriff Office’s very own Stan Laurel and Molly Weir impersonators. see also: Albert’s Path Got A Light Boy?


Twin Piqued

Reckless album of Twin Peaks stramash-ups. Tracks: I Am The FBI Laura Palmer’s Father (Bob mix) Electricity Andy and Lucy (Stan and Molly) Albert’s Path 2 By 4 Diane’s Last Date (Morgue remix) Got A…



Looking For Phillip Jeffries

  “We’re not gonna talk about Judy at all.” David Bowie’s ‘Looking For A Friend’ backs this latest Twin Peaks stramash-up. What year is it? see also: Albert’s Path Got A Light Boy?


The Horror

R.I.P. David Thomas. A stramash-up of ‘Apocalypse Now’ and ‘Heart Of Darkness’ by Pere Ubu. From the album ‘Reckless At The Movies.’  Bald Michael Fabricant pic by @Andydrewz   see also: Psycho Horses


Carry On Macbeth

  Is this an innuendo I see before me? Shakey gets the Carry On treatment. Backed by the Beautiful South and Blackadder. see also: Shall I Compare Shakespeare To Ann Summers, Dear? Shite Rabbie Burns


Gun Run Mum

  Australian twins recount mum and gunman drama backed by Jo Jo Gunne’s ‘Run Run Run.’ Fun, fun, fun. See video here. see also: Maximum Fun!  


Papal Medley

  A Pope stramash-up of The Fall’s ‘Papal Visit’ with ‘Inappropriate Behaviour’  from ‘Ziggy Sturgeon and the Spiders from Katie Melua’s Ears‘ and ‘John Paul II sings Mary Poppins’ from ‘Imagine There’s No Album‘ see…