Articles by Tommy Mackay



Fuckwit Sarwar

  Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, Fuckwit Sarwar, In the Scottish Labour Party they’re having quite a thing Calling their leader a fuckwit Everybody sing! see…


The Octopus

  *A shameless thing, for ilka vileness able, It is deid grey as dust, the dust o’ a man. I perish o’ a nearness I canna win awa’ frae, Its deidly coils aboot my buik…





The Gothic Thistle

  *“Rootit on gressless peaks, whaur its erect      And jaggy leafs, austerely cauld and dumb,      Haud the slow scaly serpent in respect,      The Gothic thistle, whaur the insect’s hum…



Love Lorne

  You may have heard of the seven ages of Man But have you heard of square sausages, maaan? You can stuff your Eggs factor, your football and porn Cos I…… Love Lorne They’re a…