Articles by Tommy Mackay

Trial And Error

  Take a step forward for the worse Take a leap backwards for the better Keep your story short and well versed Try to write a different letter You can at least work it out…


Wonkas

  Soundtrack as you enter the Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow. see also: Sowsages Deep Jump  


Bohemian Anchovy

After scientists discover a tiny fish making a very big noise, the Reckless remembers the epic song which crammed in more fish puns than you can throw a tub of chub at… Is this marine…


Gray Day

  In 1982, Janine Jock McLeish’s fantasy Has him conjuring up scenes Some people would call obscene It’s well past midnight As he lies In a semi-conscious state And dreams of Superb, Big Momma And…







Magnificent Tearz

  From the album ‘The Lion, The Witch and the Wu Tang Clan‘ here’s the gang getting mixed up with ‘Double Barrel’ by Dave & Ansell Collins. Double oh oh oh. see also: Bring Da…