Where’s me jumper?
Where’s me jumper?

My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the people’s park
“What do you think about my manifesto?”
“I like your manifesto, put it to the test-o”
Took it straight down to meet the anarchist party
Arty-farty
He said, “I know a little Latin: anicus anicae”
Said, “I don’t know what it means,” he said, “Neither do I”
Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don’t drink tea and don’t drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute,
Sharif don’t like it
Where’s me jumper?
Where’s me jumper?

Sharif don’t like it
Where’s me Casbah?
Where’s me Casbah?

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where’s me jumper ?
Where’s me jumper?

Degenerate the faithful
Oh no

Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go

Gambling in the disco, playing canasta.
Wait a minute:
Rock the casbah.

Sharif don’t like it
Where’s me Casbah?
Where’s me Casbah?

Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It’s alright to say things can only get better
You haven’t lost your brand-new sweater
I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I’m sure I had it on in the lavatory
Oh no

Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute,
Sharif don’t like it
Where’s me jumper?
Where’s me jumper?
Sharif don’t like it
Where’s me Casbah?
Where’s me Casbah?

It’s alright to say things can only get better
You haven’t lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itches

Oh no
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no

And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry (Sharif don’t like it)
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry (Sharif don’t like it)
And my dog will be so, so angry

Rock the casbah

Sharif don’t like it
Thinks it’s not kosher

Where’s me jumper?
Where’s me jumper?
Sharif don’t like it
Fundamental he can’t take it

Rock the jumper
Rock the jumper

Sharif don’t like it
Oh no

inspired by this post from Centuries Of Sound

see also:

Alan Titchmarsh’s Jumper

Clash Stramash