You’d think that people would have had enough of silly nob gags
I look around me and I see it isn’t so
Some people want to fill the world with silly nob gags
And what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know
‘Cause here I go again

A penis, a penis
The greatest gift I possess

Love doesn’t come in a minute
Sometimes it doesn’t come at all
I only know that there’s a limit
To what happiness can come between us and it won’t stand up in court

from the album Straight Bananas by Tommy Mackay. Listen here