Jobby Moon
After The Guardian publishes an article about jobbymoons, a nation guffaws… We’re off to Jobby Moon We’ll follow Mr Broon Jobby Moon, Jobby moooooon Be back soon
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Diet Of No Fibre
(lyrics by @Tucker5Law) Backin’ up, constipated Tweetin’ rage with his scants down Went the distance, now he’s back on his feet Just a man and his compacted bowel When he was young, it happened so…
Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
With apologies to Robert Wyatt for nicking his album title, Half Bam Half Whisky release a concept album based around the exploits of Scottish Conservative leader, Ruth Davidson and Scottish Labour leader, Richard Leonard. Listen…
Carnalis
If you fancy a fright or you just want a bite Read Carnalis It’ll mess wi yer heid, open up and bleed That’s Carnalis Veins will ping ping-a-ling-a-ling, ping-a-ling-a-ling And you’ll sing “Viva Rosa”…
Couldnae Gie A Fuck
As yet another royal wedding farago gets underway, we look back to the last time this nonsense took place and Scotland’s reaction to it. Video here
Reckless In America
New album by Supertrump released today featuring a whole host of Trump related tunery and stramash-ups. Get it free, or pay what you want here.
Twisted Firestarter
The Sun decides that setting fire to baby boxes is a good idea… Firestarter by The Progeny I’m the Sun editor smokin instigator I’m the fear addicted danger illustrated I’m a firestarter Twisted firestarter…
We’re In The Money
The boss of Sainsbury’s, Mike Coupe, has apologised after being caught on camera singing “We’re in the money”. He was filmed singing the words to the show tune as he was waiting to be…
The Ross Boys
It’s a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein’s throne for a laugh and the other…
In An Age Of Bland And Chipper Compliance
State of the nation address from the Gospel according to Matthew, Mark, Luke Haines and John… from the album Black Paternoster