M.A.D.O.N.N.A.
Madonna is now 60. Happy Birthday Madge. As tribute here’s the Daily Reckless song from when she was 50 and had paid former husband Guy Ritchie £50m as part of their divorce settlement…. This…
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Comedians Obedience Class
I died on stage last night – it really was abysmal My case has been referred to the procurator fiscal I’m going to the comedy school where they teach the comedy rules Learn to…
Ed Balls
We were going to show you the video of this song here but unfortunately it’s been blocked by the BBC. Oh well, here’s the tune anyway: Ed Balls, Ed Balls,…
News Flash
Scientists say it isn’t a fake There could be life because of a lake On Mars In showbusiness facts, someone with an axe Has smashed up Donald Trump’s Hollywood Star More as we get…
Malcolm Tucker Free!
After an intense Daily Reckless campaign including overnight candlelit vigils outside HMP Twitter, Malcolm Tucker is finally released. A relieved Tucker had this to say: Please Indulge Evasiveness Regarding Some Manifestations Of Resistive Gibberish And…
Now That’s What I Call Reckless
As the Now That’s What I Call Music compilation series reaches 100, the Daily Reckless commemorates it’s own four part equivalent – Now That’s What I Call Topical, Now Then, Now Then, Now Then, Now That’s…
Fawlty Tenements
And now for something completely diffident… You can stuff yer roads and telly and SNPs We got Theresa May and John Cleese We’re proud of our nationalism but not yours We love Lizzie, Charlie…
Ally and Johnny
Ally McCoist continues to astound with his World Cup commentary as he reveals that he met up with Johnny Rotten on a plane once, as fellow commentator Jon Champion witters on about Johnny Rotten’s…
Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master
The World Cup is in full swing and over on ITV the coverage features Ally McCoist co-commentating and giving us his views on philosophy and Russian literature. Sensationally stirring stuff…. Ally McCoist, Philosophy Master Ally…
Jesus Was A Refugee
I saw you on my TV Hashtag BBCQT It was all a bit cringy Mo Farrah, Freddie Mercury Jesus was a Refugee Wearing Calvin Kleins in Calvary Gallus gals from Galilee Buy one god,…