Fall Clichés
500 ex members 50 LPs – quotes used in a thousand pieces Always the same, always different The most overused of Fall clichés It only takes a glance at Wikipedia To get the guff…
Entertainment
Empire State Fall
Every John Peel introduction to every Fall track and session on his show backed by Human League’s Empire State Human. As featured on the album Black Paternoster here Buy your copy of 40 Odd Years…
The Mark E Smith Guide To Writing Guide
Hello. I’m Mark E Smith and this is The Mark E Smith Guide To Writing guide Day by day breakdown Day One : Hang around house all day writing bits of useless information on bits…
How I Wrote Elastic Bees
Today’s Fall related tune is from The Foul – a cover of How I Wrote Elastic Man mixed with backing from The Bees because, why not? I’m eternally grateful To my past influences But…
King Of The Swingers
A reminder of the original tango’d one’s exploits: Well I’m the King of the Swingers, I’m a celebrity I used to have constituents, but now it’s me, me, me I used to argue with Labour,…
Bono’s Cock
Bono assures his fans that his voice will return, but we wonder if his cock is still shrieking as loud as it did years ago when his neighbours complained of the racket it made in…
Jilted Jock
The Reckless staff had an office night out in Glasgow yesterday to see Jilted John, which reminded us of this old school classic: I’ve been going out with a country, her name is England…
Totally Fired
Little racist Lord Sugar goes all ‘Carry On’ in this mix of The Fall’s ‘Totally Wired’ and The Apprentice. 40 Odd Years Of The Fall is here:
Twat
Danny Dyer’s diatribe about Brexit on Good Evening Britain has been named TV moment of the year at the Edinburgh TV Festival Awards. Here it is in a musical stramash-up accompanied by Queen and…
Jamie Oliver
Jamie Oliver has been accused of cultural appropriation for calling a new product “punchy jerk rice” and now Levi Roots has challenged him to a jerk off…pic by Happy Toast Jamie Oliver packed his wok…