Madonna is now 60. Happy Birthday Madge. As tribute here’s the Daily Reckless song from when she was 50 and had paid former husband Guy Ritchie £50m as part of their divorce settlement….

This little girl is fifty years old
And she’s quite a saucy mare
She went from Like a Virgin to Like a Prayer
But then she started to lose the plot
And marry unsuitable chaps
She obsessed about sex
Showed off her legs, her thighs, her arse and her baps

M.A.D.O.N.N.A is getting divorced
She’s got 50 million quid to give away
At lock, stock discount of course
R.I.T.C.H.I.E is a fun Guy
He told the Daily Mirror the split was never, ever about

from the album Now That’s What I Call Topical by Tommy Mackay

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